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Dude, you don't need to be gay or bi to be a male mcduffiesexual.

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Linkara wrote:Well, my problem with the concept is that I'm not gay.

If I time-traveled back in time and found a way to manipulate events so that I produced a female version of myself, do you think the causality would cause me to become a woman or would my personal timeline be preserved because I was operating out of the normal confines of the spacetime continuum?
This somehow seems creepier.
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I think I'm missing the logical chain somewhere. I mean, why would McDuffies hit on me? I don't have any panties for him to steal!
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yeahduff wrote:
Linkara wrote:Well, my problem with the concept is that I'm not gay.

If I time-traveled back in time and found a way to manipulate events so that I produced a female version of myself, do you think the causality would cause me to become a woman or would my personal timeline be preserved because I was operating out of the normal confines of the spacetime continuum?
This somehow seems creepier.
even more creepy if you read "Produced a female version of myself" as to mean had a daughter.
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This thread somehow got worse. Or better, depends on who's asking.
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I'm pretty sure someone with your exact genetic structure that was raised as girl all of their life is your sister. I'm definitely not the person I would have been if I had been born female. If you want to have a female version of yourself, I suggest hormone therapy followed by surgery or an EGS TF gun. For retrieving the duplicate, there's always the Prestige device if the whole wormhole thing doesn't work out.

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Linkara wrote:I think I'm missing the logical chain somewhere. I mean, why would McDuffies hit on me? I don't have any panties for him to steal!
Just wait until he starts giving you presents. It may seem odd for him to give you a pair of panties that he's just going to steal back later, but this is McD we're talking about.
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it's time i revealed to all of you the truth. i am indeed from the future and have come to destroy humanity. i'm just kinda lazy about the whole thing.
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legostargalactica wrote:it's time i revealed to all of you the truth. i am indeed from the future and have come to destroy humanity. i'm just kinda lazy about the whole thing.
Finally I know why my Twin Brother is a year older than me.
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cjburgandy wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:it's time i revealed to all of you the truth. i am indeed from the future and have come to destroy humanity. i'm just kinda lazy about the whole thing.
Finally I know why my Twin Brother is a year older than me.
it's all falling into place, i know.
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This got sexual even faster than I thought it would when I saw it.

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Why does this thread sound like the plot of Wicked Powered? =S

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cjburgandy wrote: This somehow seems creepier.
even more creepy if you read "Produced a female version of myself" as to mean had a daughter.[/quote]
I can think of two ways to make a female version of yerself, and I'm not sure which one is less creepy. D:
I'm pretty sure someone with your exact genetic structure that was raised as girl all of their life is your sister. I'm definitely not the person I would have been if I had been born female.
It's never really the same generic structure unless it's identical twins, and then they can't be of different sexes anyways.
I think I'm missing the logical chain somewhere. I mean, why would McDuffies hit on me? I don't have any panties for him to steal!
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I'm gonna get rich, travel back in time, give myself ten bajillion dollards, and get rich off the interest.

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so I was wondering the other day when I was watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles; why doesn't Skynet just send an entire invading army back in time? if it's a resource issue, that shouldn't be a problem, just keep sending terminators back to a certain time and date as the resources become available. is there an in-universe reason given?
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grabmygoblin wrote:so I was wondering the other day when I was watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles; why doesn't Skynet just send an entire invading army back in time? if it's a resource issue, that shouldn't be a problem, just keep sending terminators back to a certain time and date as the resources become available. is there an in-universe reason given?
Probably something to due with the fact that if a bunch of robots came from the future it might impact the series of events that lead to Skynet taking over the world.
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In the first movie, Skynet only sent back the one machine because it had actually just lost the war and only had time to send back one. I don't remember if there was any justification in the second movie and I haven't seen the third.

As for the Sarah Chronicles, it seems to me that an army of terminators from the future is one of the things they're actually building up towards. They seem to be going slow and easy towards it, tho', for the reason Lunar just gave. Sending back huge, conspicuous waves of killer robots all at once would probably screw the future up in far too unpredictable a fashion, even for a super-intelligent machine.
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