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Time travellers could be here in weeks.

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By Roger Highfield, Science Editor
Last Updated: 6:01pm GMT 06/02/2008

The first time travellers from the future could materialise on Earth within a few weeks.

Physicists around the world are excitedly awaiting the start up of the £4.65 billion Large Hadron Collider, LHC - the most powerful atom-smasher ever built - which is supposed to shed new light on the particles and forces at work in the cosmos and reproduce conditions that date to near the Big Bang of creation.



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Prof Irina Aref'eva and Dr Igor Volovich, mathematical physicists at the Steklov Mathematical Institute in Moscow believe that the vast experiment at CERN, the European particle physics centre near Geneva in Switzerland, may turn out to be the world's first time machine, reports New Scientist.

The debut in early summer could provide a landmark because travelling into the past is only possible - if it is possible at all - as far back as the point of creation of the first time machine.

That means 2008 could become "Year Zero" for temporal travel, they argue.

Time travel was born when Albert Einstein's colleague, Kurt Gödel, used Einstein's theory of relativity to show that travel into the past was possible.

Ever since he unveiled this idea in 1949, eminent physicists have argued against time travel because it undermines ideas of cause and effect to create paradoxes: a time traveller could go back to kill his grandfather so that he is never born in the first place.

But, sixty years later, there is still no fundamental reason why time travellers cannot put historians out of business.

But the Russians argue that when the energies of the LHC are concentrated into a subatomic particle - a trillionth the size of a mosquito - they can do strange things to the fabric of the universe, which is a blend of space and time that scientists called spacetime.

While Earth's gravity produces gentle distortions in spacetime the LHC energy can distort time so much that it loops back on itself. These loops are known to physicists as "closed timelike curves" and they ought, at least in theory, to allow us to revisit some past moment.

The scheme chimes with one laid out in 1988, when Prof Kip Thorne and colleagues at the California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, showed that wormholes, or tunnels through spacetime, would allow time travel, a scheme popularised by Carl Sagan in his novel - made into a film - Contact.

Prof Aref'eva and Dr Volovich believe the LHC could create wormholes and so allow a form of time travel. "We realised that closed timelike curves and wormholes could also be a result of collisions of particles," Prof Aref'eva says.

There are still plenty of obstacles for the likes of Dr Who, however. Not least of them is the fact that these are mini wormholes, so only subatomic particles are small enough to travel through them.

Time travel could be possible ... in the future How the Time Machine works They tell The Daily Telegraph that whether subatomic time travel in the LHC would open the doors for human scale time travellers "is a deep and interesting question" but stress that "these problems, and many others as well, require further investigations."

Probably the best we can hope for is that the LHC may show a signature of the wormholes' existence, Dr Volovich says. If some of the energy from collisions in the LHC goes missing, it could be because the collisions created particles that have travelled into a wormhole and through time.

One sticking point until now for wormhole concepts is finding an exotic kind of material capable of keeping the maw of the wormhole open for time travel.

Dark energy - a mysterious antigravity force that is thought to pervade the universe - could, they say, be just what is needed to keep the entrance to a wormhole open, at least according to one family of ideas about its nature, where it is called phantom energy.

If a blend of colliding particles and phantom energy does create a wormhole in Geneva this year, an advanced civilisation could find it in their history books, pinpoint the moment, and take advantage of their technology to pay us a visit.

"The observational evidence still allows for phantom energy," says Robert Caldwell, a physicist at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire. "As for Aref'eva and Volovich's speculation that the LHC will produce the stuff of time machines - ugh!"

A leading scientist who believes that time travel may be possible, Prof David Deutsch of Oxford University, comments: "It's speculative in the extreme, but not cranky. For various reasons I don't think the mechanism they propose would work (i.e. provide a pathway for messages from the future) even if their speculations are true."

Dr Brian Cox of the University of Manchester adds: "The energies of billions of cosmic rays that have been hitting the Earth's atmosphere for five billion years far exceed those we will create at the LHC, so by this logic time travellers should be here already. If these wormholes appear I will personally eat the hat I was given for my first birthday before I received it."
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Wow, time machine. That will be/is/was a great day in the history/present/future of science!
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There are still plenty of obstacles for the likes of Dr Who, however. Not least of them is the fact that these are mini wormholes, so only subatomic particles are small enough to travel through them.
Actually, they are so small that subatomic particles would be far too big to fit into them excepting perhaps point size particles, and they are so unstable that they close up before any such particle could pass through.

Not to mention, you don't start out with a wormhole between two distant points in spacetime. You have to move the ends apart - put one on a fast rocket and hold onto the other.

... then, you could reach through the wormhole, and hold out your arm for six months. The rocket comes back two years of your time later (but only 3 months in the rocket's time). You stopped reaching your hand out eighteen months ago, but now you can board the ship, grab your arm (which has only been sticking out this end of the hole for three months), and pull yourself through. :D
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If any of you bastards get a time machine, we'll all be fucked.

I need to get a time machine.
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I shudder to think what you'd do with a time machine.

Huh, it seems a future me has just told me not to have an argument with Jim North in this thread. I wonder if I can possibly avoid it at this point.
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yeahduff wrote:I shudder to think what you'd do with a time machine.
You shudder with good cause.
Huh, it seems a future me has just told me not to have an argument with Jim North in this thread. I wonder if I can possibly avoid it at this point.
Better fire up that Time Egg.
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I'll have to first create a clone of myself that continually says "blah blah blah" and trust Jim won't be able to tell the difference. That way I can hold an argument while sipping a manhattan at the same time.
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I don't think it would matter since I don't really have any idea what you're on about right now anyway.
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At some point a couple years ago we had an argument about fate and free will as it relates to time travel, centered around Lego causing you blunt force trauma in some way.

Hm, this might be the part I was warning myself about.
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Oooooh, right, that. I'd completely forgotten about that since according to the new timeline, it never actually happened.
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Isn't this the collider thing that's supposed to make a black hole and kill us all dead? Future me just laughed bitterly and said it will, but not in the way we think.

I wonder how he lost that arm...?
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Jim North wrote:Oooooh, right, that. I'd completely forgotten about that since according to the new timeline, it never actually happened.
Wait, then how did I remember it?
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Your memories must have been saturated with temporal particles.
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Seems the only logical conclusion.
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where were YOU the day we all were infected with Christopher Lloyd hairstyles?
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If Future me just showed up, and is smoking hot and naked, is it concidered incest and/or cheating if we do anything?
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cjburgandy wrote:If Future me just showed up, and is smoking hot and naked, is it concidered incest and/or cheating if we do anything?
I dunno, but the one that doesn't belong would end up being doomed because of some complicated mathematical principle.
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cjburgandy wrote:If Future me just showed up, and is smoking hot and naked, is it concidered incest and/or cheating if we do anything?
I think just masturbation.

Y'all go read The Time Traveller's Wife.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
cjburgandy wrote:If Future me just showed up, and is smoking hot and naked, is it concidered incest and/or cheating if we do anything?
I dunno, but the one that doesn't belong would end up being doomed because of some complicated mathematical principle.
Like the one from the Futurama movie?
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