whats with the porn bots???

Datachasers · Post by **Datachasers** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:41 pm

whats with all the stupid porn crap -
we need to find out who they are .. and take there computer away from them because obviously they dont know how to use it properly ....

GRR i hate spammers -

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:50 pm

They're spam-bots, and Keenspace's forums are just registered in their list of forums that get x amount of attention. Someone at that celebrity porn site paid for advertising.

The admins are actively working on it. In the meantime, the standard rule of "do not reply to spam threads" applies.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:36 pm

Can we keep talking about them here? I mean, we gotta talk about 'em somewhere or some of us are going to freakin' explode.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:43 pm

Jim North wrote:Can we keep talking about them here? I mean, we gotta talk about 'em somewhere or some of us are going to freakin' explode.

You would.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:13 am

I thought Blue Knuckles was just an urban myth

it really does hurt not to type about it.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:53 am

Mmmmffff..... errrr....

My favorite part are the obviously Photoshopped pictures, not because of the nudity, but because it's so poorly done. Especially those of Jessica Alba, with 4 pics and 4 completely different bodies.

Ahhh, sweet release...

Dr Neo Lao · Post by **Dr Neo Lao** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:01 am

I've never understood the point of those threads.

It would nice if there was a way to send an e-bomb to either the originator of the spam or the site(s) being advertised but that wouldn't achieve anything. And if it was possible, spammers would be sending those e-bombs right back, or pre-emptively.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:10 am

Tim wrote:Especially those of Jessica Alba, with 4 pics and 4 completely different bodies.

SKRULL!

Ataraxia · Post by **Ataraxia** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:20 am

You know, "Invasion of the Porn Bots" would be a great title for a webcomic.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:13 am

Black Sparrow wrote:
Jim North wrote:some of us are going to freakin' explode.
You would.

*ker-paf*

ryclaude wrote:
Tim wrote:Especially those of Jessica Alba, with 4 pics and 4 completely different bodies.
SKRULL!

Wouldn't that be naked Kerry Washington, then?

Datachasers · Post by **Datachasers** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:01 pm

heh i thought opening a new threat err thread .. would help blow off some steam -

Dr Neo Lao · Post by **Dr Neo Lao** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:05 pm

ataraxia wrote:"Invasion of the Porn Bots" would be a great title for a webcomic.

True dat.

But to be in keeping with the spirit of true porn bots, the comic should provide neither porn nor robots. But have pop-ups. Lots and lots of pop-ups.

Oh, and every time you click on 'next', it tries to take over your computer.

Paul Escobar · Post by **Paul Escobar** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:50 pm

Dr Neo Lao wrote:
ataraxia wrote:"Invasion of the Porn Bots" would be a great title for a webcomic.
True dat.

But to be in keeping with the spirit of true porn bots, the comic should provide neither porn nor robots. But have pop-ups. Lots and lots of pop-ups.

Oh, and every time you click on 'next', it tries to take over your computer.

It'd be the awesomest webcomic ever. Infinite canvas 2.0.

It should also have one of those codes that make the browser dance all over the monitor.

Say, what's CG's policy on including pop-ups and other such delicacies?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:00 pm

Invasion of the porn bots sounds like a Futurama episode.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:25 pm

like the one with lucy lieu really

Dr Neo Lao · Post by **Dr Neo Lao** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:01 am

Paul Escobar wrote:Say, what's CG's policy on including pop-ups and other such delicacies?

As far as I'm aware - a strong no.

Datachasers · Post by **Datachasers** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:40 am

Paul Escobar wrote:
Say, what's CG's policy on including pop-ups and other such delicacies?

Dr Neo Lao

As far as I'm aware - a strong no.

umm just a strong no?

what about the hanging and flaying?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:43 pm

Dammit, the bots brought us more Jessica Alba. Can't we have some Helena Bonham-Carter or something to break up the monotony?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:10 pm

*mounts Jim's head on some naked body*

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:17 pm

SWEET

*gropes self*