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http://alovinghusband.com/

Anyone looking for a mail order husband from the Ukraine?

I especially like the married one who wants to leave his wife because she makes him take care of the kids.

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MistressMaggie wrote:http://alovinghusband.com/

Anyone looking for a mail order husband from the Ukraine?

I especially like the married one who wants to leave his wife because she makes him take care of the kids.
eh? haha!
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That has to be a joke. has to be.
nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.

Hope this helps.

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All I have to say, from rather in-depth experience over the last three years, is stay away from Ukrainians. There's something about Ukraine, in particular, that makes each and every last Ukrainian I have ever met fucking insane. Might be the water, might be the fact that it suffered rather brutal results of the formation and dissolution of the USSR. All I know is that, while the women are hot as hell in August, the men are particularly *not*, especially when compared to men of other central/eastern European countries. Additionally, they all seem to have a rather equal mixture of latent suicidal/homicidal tendencies, that comes of as a strange amalgamation of emo/macho, which always bothered me in ways I can't rightly explain.

Me? I stick with Slovak and Romanian. Polish are very nice, too. That reminds me. I need to write a few letters...
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I'd be mad too if a nuclear power plant had blown up in my face.

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Touche Reinder.

*puts on Gogol Bordello to celebrate our crazy brethren*
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half my family is ukrainian
you start'n shit boi >:R
nah I agree they are a crazy lot
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My german professor swore for the first and so far only time in describing her trip to the Ukraine. I believe her exact words were, "Holy SHIT, those people are [German words] CRAZY!!"

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2 things to say:

1. OMFG what is going on here with this pattern? I have only known two Ukrainians and they were nuts! I had this physics professor you used to talk about Soviet Russia with a tear in his eye, and begin every sentence with "In the Ukraine..."

2. yay Romanians.

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kingofthemorlocks wrote:My german professor swore for the first and so far only time in describing her trip to the Ukraine. I believe her exact words were, "Holy SHIT, those people are [German words] CRAZY!!"
Speaking of German professors, Mine was a Japanese American, who collected Nazi memorabilia. Always made me want to ask him what his views on pearl harbor were whenever he brought some of it in to show the class.
nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.

Hope this helps.

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swordsman3003 wrote:2 things to say:

1. OMFG what is going on here with this pattern? I have only known two Ukrainians and they were nuts! I had this physics professor you used to talk about Soviet Russia with a tear in his eye, and begin every sentence with "In the Ukraine..."

2. yay Romanians.
My father's family, technically Czech (by way of the modern maps) were originally Romanian, by way of the Transylvanian mountains. Don't know if they're crazy or not, but I love the blood they gave me :twisted:

Eastern European Romany's FTW :)
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mmmm... Czech/Romanian... And Transylvanian to boot! I have a friend from smack dab in th the middle of the Transylvanian mountains. I used to make her say "blood" all the time. I sounded exactly the way you would imagine it would. "Blahhd." My god, it was one of the sexiest things you could ever hear whispered in your ear, and suddenly, the whole vampire fetish thing made sense to me.


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