Introduction

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:28 am

... Circumstances! *flees* *in new shoe*

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:48 am

Sortelli wrote:... Circumstances! *flees* *in new shoe*

i knew i'd regret making that thing.

Serenagold · Post by **Serenagold** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:22 pm

Noise Monkey wrote:
goldfish wrote:Is it the offical pollicy of CG to support canabalism?
Isn't it everywhere?

I read once that when South American cannibles from the Amazon were asked to compare what food substance most tasted like human flesh, most overwhelmingly chose SPAM as their luncheon meat of choice.

Squeemish newbies could enjoy spamwiches until they get over their fear of eating others. Perhaps this could be the solution.

Wait a second.... when I posted my newbie thread you all planned to set me on fire!!!

HOLY CRAP! YOU WERE TRYING TO EAT ME< WEREN't YOU!!!!

No wonder I was never offered a sandwich.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:00 am

I'm pretty sure that was pork and not spam.

They called Human "long pig".

KWill · Post by **KWill** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:22 am

Serenagold wrote:Squeemish newbies could enjoy spamwiches until they get over their fear of eating others. Perhaps this could be the solution.

Isn't there a brand of human flavored tofu out there? That way we could reach out to the vegetarian members of the forum as well...

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:10 am

KWill wrote:
Serenagold wrote:Squeemish newbies could enjoy spamwiches until they get over their fear of eating others. Perhaps this could be the solution.
Isn't there a brand of human flavored tofu out there? That way we could reach out to the vegetarian members of the forum as well...

As one of the vegetarians of this forum, I can honestly say... I completely condone cannibalism. Eating cows and chickens is barbaric... eating humans is justice!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:14 am

Black Sparrow wrote:
KWill wrote:
Serenagold wrote:Squeemish newbies could enjoy spamwiches until they get over their fear of eating others. Perhaps this could be the solution.
Isn't there a brand of human flavored tofu out there? That way we could reach out to the vegetarian members of the forum as well...
As one of the vegetarians of this forum, I can honestly say... I completely condone cannibalism. Eating cows and chickens is barbaric... eating humans is justice!

justice for what?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:16 am

legostargalactica wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
KWill wrote: Isn't there a brand of human flavored tofu out there? That way we could reach out to the vegetarian members of the forum as well...
As one of the vegetarians of this forum, I can honestly say... I completely condone cannibalism. Eating cows and chickens is barbaric... eating humans is justice!
justice for what?

The crime of self loathing.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:20 am

Sortelli wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote: As one of the vegetarians of this forum, I can honestly say... I completely condone cannibalism. Eating cows and chickens is barbaric... eating humans is justice!
justice for what?
The crime of self loathing.

okay now i'm REALLY confused.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:27 am

I know Sparrow was joking but it's always been weird to me how the human race has such a capacity to hate itself so much that it seems reasonable to suggest that it'd be better if people died more often.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:31 am

i don't think she's implying that though.

and frankly i think it's possible to hate the human race without hating yourself.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:34 am

Cognative dissonance makes anything possible!

Anyway, if we're going to use cannibalism for justice the vegetarians can bring it on.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:44 am

Sortelli wrote:Cognative dissonance makes anything possible!

Anyway, if we're going to use cannibalism for justice the vegetarians can bring it on.

well no, i mean the real justice would be "when animals attack" kinda shit, humans eating humans isn't justice for humans eating animals, i'm not sure it's even vengence, it's just sorta, odd.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:50 am

True that, Lego.

Just in case I am going to get a bumper sticker that says "Why do we eat animals who eat animals to prove that eating animals is wrong?" The bumper sticker will feature the portrait of an imaginary Native American on the left margin and fit under my other sticker about the Air Force having a bake sale.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:19 am

i'd prefer one that says "i break for animals, cause then i can catch and eat them"

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:25 am

rkolter wrote:I'm pretty sure that was pork and not spam.

They called Human "long pig".

Christ, I hope so. Though I suppose no one resorts to cannibalism for the taste.

legostargalactica wrote:and frankly i think it's possible to hate the human race without hating yourself.

But what's the fun in that?

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:27 am

I used to have a bumper sticker that said, "Save the whales - trade them in for valuable prizes!"