Oh, This Ghastly ship

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:25 pm

Absinthe makes the brain go wander?

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:43 am

So, then, we're all suffering from an absinthe of logic and reason?

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:49 am

No, we're all suffering from all the bad puns. MAKE IT STOP!

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:30 am

As long as you decide to react with an absinthe of malice, we can probably draft a resolution, without things brewing up into trouble.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:31 am

*appears in front of drumkit and plays a badum-tsh*

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:33 am

Who's Tish, and why are you playing on her bum?

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:38 am

RevChris77 wrote:Who's Tish, and why are you playing on her bum?

It's there? why aren't you playing on her bum?

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:51 am

Lowky wrote:
RevChris77 wrote:Who's Tish, and why are you playing on her bum?
It's there? why aren't you playing on her bum?

I never said I wasn't. (I'm the ghost - so I realize that sometime it's hard for you "livies" to keep track of where my hands are)

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:16 am

RevChris77 wrote:
Lowky wrote:
RevChris77 wrote:Who's Tish, and why are you playing on her bum?
It's there? why aren't you playing on her bum?
I never said I wasn't. (I'm the ghost - so I realize that sometime it's hard for you "livies" to keep track of where my hands are)

Well asking who she is implies you aren't or weren't aware of her presence.

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:23 pm

Lowky wrote:
RevChris77 wrote:
Lowky wrote:It's there? why aren't you playing on her bum?
I never said I wasn't. (I'm the ghost - so I realize that sometime it's hard for you "livies" to keep track of where my hands are)
Well asking who she is implies you aren't or weren't aware of her presence.

In cases like this, I'm required to deny everything, or to blame it on an evil twin.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:36 pm

RevChris77 wrote:
Lowky wrote:
RevChris77 wrote:I never said I wasn't. (I'm the ghost - so I realize that sometime it's hard for you "livies" to keep track of where my hands are)
Well asking who she is implies you aren't or weren't aware of her presence.
In cases like this, I'm required to deny everything, or to blame it on an evil twin.

to bad I have a recorded confession from you
...wait...
ITS STATIC NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:47 pm

Wait... I think I heard some voices in the static... something like:
"You will get laid in seven days..."

...I sure hope that's true!

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:38 am

*Blinks out of bridge terminal, materializes a still-warm, freshly baked cookie on the captain's workstation (on a napkin, so as not to get melted chocolate on everything), and then reappears manifesting as eyeballs staring at people out of all the light bulbs in the bar*

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:39 am

aeridus wrote:Wait... I think I heard some voices in the static... something like:
"You will get laid in seven days..."

...I sure hope that's true!

really, who doesn't hope that's true?[/i]

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:09 am

aeridus wrote:Wait... I think I heard some voices in the static... something like:
"You will get laid in seven days..."
...I sure hope that's true!

or, it could have been
"You will get laid in seven ways..."

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:24 pm

Or in seven bays.

Hey, there's numerous cargo bays on this ship, not to mention the medbay; I'm sure you can get laid in seven of them with no trouble.

I'll volunteer for four, but after that I'll have to get back to work.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:32 pm

RevChris77 wrote:*Blinks out of bridge terminal, materializes a still-warm, freshly baked cookie on the captain's workstation (on a napkin, so as not to get melted chocolate on everything), and then reappears manifesting as eyeballs staring at people out of all the light bulbs in the bar*

-pulls out a squirt gun full of water of life-
GTFOs my lights
you're scaring the customers
go play with the jukebox

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:40 pm

*jukebox starts playing a medly of Lawrence Welk*

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:21 pm

get back in the lights get back in the lights

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:44 pm

DmentDStuff wrote: If you'll recall our discussion from a few months ago... fnyunj and I cooked up and implemented that ship-wide ionization containment system that we can activate by zones as needed.

*** fnyunj, in an insomnia-induced stupor, vaguely recalls humoring DmentDStuff with some fake electronic gadgets purchased at an open-air swap meet, to placate his superstitious concerns about "ghosts" or some other nonsense. . .

DmentDStuff wrote: How goes the ductwork inspections? Ready for that mean drunk I promised you for drawing duct duty? Really, you should practice your rock-paper-scissors more.

. . . aw hell, I've got most of the troublesome bits replaced. I don't know if it was bad fuel, or if we're flying through a neutrino-flux field, and our screens flubed. After that, I've got all these red lights to work on the comm system, I don't know if someone with POOR IMPULSE CONTROL's been surfing russian casino-porn sites or what, but there seems to be some kind of major trojan ownage event going on. (note to self: change combination on captain's luggage).