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Nanda wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I hate cars, sports and the stock exchange. I'm good at holding grudges and hating people for extended periods of time though.
Hm... Are you sure you aren't a woman?
We were getting ready to leave for lunch once at work, and one of my supervisors said, "Geez, you're worse than a woman!" I was taking too long because I couldn't decide whether I should wear my hat or not and she was just laughing at me.

Hmm, some of my other friends have actually said I act more like a woman than a man, whatever that means. And one of my coworkers said I may be having hot flashes. Oh well.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
Nanda wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I hate cars, sports and the stock exchange. I'm good at holding grudges and hating people for extended periods of time though.
Hm... Are you sure you aren't a woman?
We were getting ready to leave for lunch once at work, and one of my supervisors said, "Geez, you're worse than a woman!" I was taking too long because I couldn't decide whether I should wear my hat or not and she was just laughing at me.

Hmm, some of my other friends have actually said I act more like a woman than a man, whatever that means. And one of my coworkers said I may be having hot flashes. Oh well.

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....You wanna go shopping?
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Sounds like a blast.
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He's a lying mother fuckeur. I've never met a more macho jagoff in my life. Don't ask how much he benches.
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Yeah, a whole whopping 90lbs. Women at the gym do more than that. And you're the jackass that played football, wrestled and became prom king. I was in the fucking marching band and dance company.

Fuckeur? Does that mean I'm fancy?
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I'm not the one on trial here.

Wait, you were in the dance company?
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I was in the fucking marching band and dance company.
This one time... at band camp... :shifty:
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yeahduff wrote:I'm not the one on trial here.

Wait, you were in the dance company?
For a brief period, yes.

I'm not on trial either. You just came barging in here like some sort of ill-mannered manatee.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I was in the fucking marching band and dance company.
This one time... at band camp... :shifty:
This one time, at band camp, I saw a drum corps running through the closer to their show in their underwear with a really loud metronome blaring though a megaphone.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:...Back in the "day," they were off road vehicles, but you couldn't take most of these new ones on a trail.
You can if you like rolling over.
rkolter wrote:I used to have a sports car. :(
I had a Mustang for a bit. But it was one of the crappy ones that looked like a small family car.
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rkolter wrote:This one time... at band camp... :shifty:
This one time, at band camp, I saw a drum corps running through the closer to their show in their underwear with a really loud metronome blaring though a megaphone.
If it was anything like the band at my school, that memory's left lots of business for your local psychiatrist.

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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
yeahduff wrote:I'm not the one on trial here.

Wait, you were in the dance company?
For a brief period, yes.
You sissy.
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It's pretty endearing how you're both angrily arguing over who is the more manly one.

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Biologically, we are men. In the cultural sense, I dunno.
Noise Monkey wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
rkolter wrote:This one time... at band camp... :shifty:
This one time, at band camp, I saw a drum corps running through the closer to their show in their underwear with a really loud metronome blaring though a megaphone.
If it was anything like the band at my school, that memory's left lots of business for your local psychiatrist.
It was a drum & bugle corps that takes the best of the best and tours over the summer, so they were all ripped and tanned. It was more funny than anything.
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What kind of hat?

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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Biologically, we are men.

In tights.

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This one. It was this, the fuzzy german one or nothing.
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You shouldn't go anywhere without that hat.
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I wear it as much as I can.
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You need a facial scar of some sort. I still don't buy you as menacing...

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Don't encourage him.
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What?
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