I like my men like I like my motivational posters...

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:47 pm

...nailed up against the office wall

so i got this suggestion from NSFW comic, http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw115.htm

basically, you say "I like my men (or women) like I like my..." followed by a noun. The next person has to finish the sentence and start their own.

Hell, I'm easily amused...

I like my men like I like my Steak...

Freerefill · Post by **Freerefill** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:54 pm

Store bought, hand picked, seasoned to taste, and cooked to perfection.

I like my women like I like my cell phone...

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:03 pm

I like my women like I like my cell phone...

Obedient

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:16 pm

cheap, freeze-dried, ground up and vacuum sealed.

I like my men like I like my government...

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:44 pm

with Dick shooting all over the place

I like my Men like I like my Car...

RedMage007 · Post by **RedMage007** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:50 pm

Goes for 30 seconds before it stalls. Doesn't start again till tomorrow.

I like my women how I like my books...

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:24 pm

RedMage007 wrote:I like my women how I like my books...

Bound tightly, easy to read and intellectually satisfying.

I like my women like I like my video games...

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:44 pm

...stimulating with high re-play value.

I like my women how I like my art...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:51 pm

Overpriced and incomprehensible.

I like my women like I like my pillows...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:54 pm

...soft, fluffy, and extra squishy.

I like my women like I like my fudge...

RedMage007 · Post by **RedMage007** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:04 pm

I like my women like I like my fudge...

Covered in whipped cream.

I like my women like I like my drinks...

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:09 pm

...sweet and intoxicating.

I like my women like I like my linens...

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:11 pm

....fresh and clean

I like my men like my computer...

Wraithguard starcaller · Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:16 pm

Responsive, controlled, sleek and obediant

I like my men like i like my hairbrush...

Katjapurrs · Post by **Katjapurrs** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:46 pm

...leaving my ass black and blue, and always at hand to help work out my kinks

i like my men like my horses...

Freerefill · Post by **Freerefill** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:20 pm

...well hung. As if there was any other way to respond to that one.

I like my women like I like my chopsticks...

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:23 pm

Well hung and ready to ride with little preparation

I like my women as I like my driveway on a snowy day...

PS.. why is there a mormon church advertising on this website?

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:31 pm

Gelded.

I like my women like I like my passport...

Katjapurrs · Post by **Katjapurrs** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:45 pm

Lulujayne wrote:Gelded.

I like my women like I like my passport...

...1 page of information and 23 pages of pretty stamps.

i like my women like my food processor..

Wraithguard starcaller · Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:32 pm

... Sharp, dangerous, and waiting for me to flip their switch.

I like my women like i like my cake.