I've always ad a soft spot in my heart for French things and this just further proves it.
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Cute Condom Ad (with an octopus cameo!)
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Xnapalmxmorningx
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Cute Condom Ad (with an octopus cameo!)
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"Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
- aeridus' vile insult
Heh, I do like those French ads, I've seen the other ones so far. And I agree that the octopus bit is priceless. 
Though I do wonder... what's the real point of wearing a condom during activities that involve mainly hand/mouth? I think herpes can be transmitted to the mouth if you have really chapped lips, but...
Though I do wonder... what's the real point of wearing a condom during activities that involve mainly hand/mouth? I think herpes can be transmitted to the mouth if you have really chapped lips, but...
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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Gonnorhea in the throat, and AIDS.aeridus wrote:Though I do wonder... what's the real point of wearing a condom during activities that involve mainly hand/mouth? I think herpes can be transmitted to the mouth if you have really chapped lips, but...
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The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Xnapalmxmorningx
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if you have any kind of open sores in your mouth you can get things that way
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"Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
- aeridus' vile insult
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Squeekingfury2
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Ditto.squeekingfury2 wrote:I love that entire series of ads but particularly the one with the female protagonist.
I wanna go swimming in the pool of breasts. Also, did Fidel Castro make an appearance! (1st vid about 1.28) I wonder if old Fidel knows he's being used as a mrketing device to sell condoms...
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Darlin', I think that we in this forum are equally delighted, if not more so, at the development of your boobs and ass. Of course, I can only speak for myself, and only for your ass since that is all you have deemed us worthy to be graced with. Of course, if you'd care to present the aforementioned boobs for adoration, I'm sure we'll give them a warm, if not moist, welcome.squeekingfury2 wrote:Favorite highlight of that one: the look of delighted confusion on her face when she suddenly develops her boobs/ass. My reaction upon being so blessed was just about identical.
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"A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim."
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I wish they would run ads like these in the States. I could see these popping up on adultswim and hey, that would hit part of the target audience.
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"Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
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Surely, warm and moist would be best (and probably mutually inclusive). I am afraid I have proven too scandalous for the innocent interwebs! I retracted those photos upon realizing that my powers should be used only for good; my breasts might kill the uninitiated.DmentDStuff wrote: Darlin', I think that we in this forum are equally delighted, if not more so, at the development of your boobs and ass. Of course, I can only speak for myself, and only for your ass since that is all you have deemed us worthy to be graced with. Of course, if you'd care to present the aforementioned boobs for adoration, I'm sure we'll give them a warm, if not moist, welcome.
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The uninitiated? Bah! They have been eliminated from this forum by selective mutation.squeekingfury2 wrote:Surely, warm and moist would be best (and probably mutually inclusive). I am afraid I have proven too scandalous for the innocent interwebs! I retracted those photos upon realizing that my powers should be used only for good; my breasts might kill the uninitiated.
"The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile."
- Bertrand Russell
"A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim."
- George Santayana
- Bertrand Russell
"A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim."
- George Santayana
I know very few people offline and I use a secret identity for this forum anyway in case of people I know online coming here... 
Though I did rescind my penis pics a while back as I thought they might be too intimidating.
Though I did rescind my penis pics a while back as I thought they might be too intimidating. Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Fine, fine, repost coming. Maybe I'll put in a couple extras too...
Maybe I'll put in a couple extras too...Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Afro-cameo was rox.
I've seen the gay one before, on this forum. Anyways, all-around awsomeness. Also, the Cuban chick was lol.
I've seen the gay one before, on this forum. Anyways, all-around awsomeness. Also, the Cuban chick was lol.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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My penis shrieked in horror at the sight of Castro's face.WangyJohn wrote:Afro-cameo was rox.
I've seen the gay one before, on this forum. Anyways, all-around awsomeness. Also, the Cuban chick was lol.
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The saddest thing is that it's not just the cartoon nudity that would prevent anyone from running a PSAs like those in the US. You could cover up the breasts take out the flying penii etc. etc. It wouldn't be as funny, but you'd still have pretty much the same comercial. But they'd still never use it in this country simply because it's way too pro-sex.
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Re: Cute Condom Ad (with an octopus cameo!)
bumped... because it needs to be
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Do not deny a ladies request for penis photos for down that path lies great pain ....... inflicted with female rage.Aeridus wrote:Fine, fine, repost coming.
"You know, I used to think it was awful that
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
Re: Cute Condom Ad (with an octopus cameo!)
I thought I had already reposted that at the time on the Member Pictures thread. Anyways, just for kicks since the urls changed recently:
Edit: Moved back to Member Pictures, let it never be said that I disappointed a lady.
Anyways, just for kicks since the urls changed recently:Edit: Moved back to Member Pictures, let it never be said that I disappointed a lady.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer