The Optional Options Thread

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:15 pm

That's allright. I don't subject myself to lose-lose situations. Since I always win, it might cause the universe to implode.

would you rather

A. shave a cat, force feed it a taco, and then masturbate onto it
B. shove 10 aluminum foil balls into your anus and subsequently mow a lawn naked

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:56 pm

Hmmm, tough question... Just how big are these aluminium balls?

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:02 am

2 cm in diameter

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Tue May 01, 2007 3:45 am

how old is the cat (I wouldn't want to have to watch god possibly kill the kitten I just masturbated onto)?

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:44 am

A. shave a cat, force feed it a taco, and then masturbate onto it

Do you mean masturbate onto the Taco, or the cat?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:07 am

But the taco is in the cat....

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:24 am

A. I don't like being naked in public and I don't like cats.

Would you rather have:

A. An eternally, Olympian physique with a 4 inch cock.
or
B. A eternally, flabby, hairy physique with a cock the size of your forearm.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:53 am

A 'tis not the size, it's how you use it. Otherwise, a muscular body has lots of everyday uses.

Would you rather
A never cut your hair again
B never shave any bodily hair again.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:15 am

b I hate shaving especially neck area.

Would you rather eat rice
or eat pasta

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:37 am

Rice (unless it's a non-dairy pizza, 'cuz I'm allergic)

Would you rather:

A. Have sex with your brother/sister.
B. Have sex with an animal (any kind but human, your choice).

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:28 pm

B

and he said pasta not pizza

Would you rather:

A. have your computer mess up so you can't cut or copy with keyboard shortcuts
B. have your computer mess up so you can't paste with keyboard shortcuts

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:51 pm

Duh. How'd I misread that? (Oh well, the answer still kinda works)

B

Would you rather:

A. Have $1,000.
B. Have a 1/10 chance to win $1,000,000.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:13 pm

aeridus wrote: Would you rather:
A: Read a porn novel written by Benjamin Franklin, discussing lurid details of his own sex adventures
or
B: Accidentally find naked pictures of Mother Teresa fucking the Pope

have you ever read any of the stuff Ben wrote about his exploits? Fun times. If there was a whole novel of it i'd be pre-ordering. Even if it required travelling back in time to do so.

as to the current question, B, unless it was truly urgent in a NEEDS CASH NOW sense.

rather:
A - wear evening dress made enirely of used condoms
B - wear evening dress made entirely of used (ie: bloody) bandages.

Katjapurrs · Post by **Katjapurrs** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:15 pm

Did you mean: B

Which would you rather:
(A) Have one earth-shattering, mind-bending, zombie-raising, "zOMG-i'm-leaving-my-body", so deep in love with you forever orgasm once every 5 months.

(B) Have 5 minor orgasms daily.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:15 pm

I think I've been choosing B every day for the last 3 years.

Would you rather...

A. pee in a sink
B. masturbate while someone's dog is in the same room as you

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:19 pm

A. I hate dogs, and really, one porcelain bowl is as good as the next

would you rather

A. have the best chocolate you've ever tasted in your life
B. have the best sex of your life

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:32 pm

A, I choose food over sex.

And really, it's harder to find awesome chocolate than it is to control the outcome of sex.

Would you rather:
A. Do homework
or
B. Clean out your belongings of all unnecessary things

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:35 pm

B. that's what I do everytime I have exams...

would you rather

A. have sex before marriage even if it was PROVEN that it would send you to hell
B. wait until marriage and endure a lifetime of bad sex

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:18 pm

A, because B sounds like hell already.

Would you rather -

A) Stuff skinned jalepeno chillies up your urethra.

or

B) Stuff skinned jalepeno chillies all over your eyeballs.

Katjapurrs · Post by **Katjapurrs** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:05 pm

B, dear god, B.

Would you rather:
(A) Get eaten by a shark
(B) Attend a Peter, Paul & Mary concert in the park