These are the gnomes I know.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:44 pm

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:53 pm

laughs!!!

That was really funny!!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:36 pm

hehehehehe.... lawn gnome of DOOOOM! i wonder if there's a stoner gnome. do gnomes have gateway drugs?

if MMOs are an indication, they go straight for the massive arcane whatsits, so i suppose it makes sense that depressed gnomes woudl go straight to crack, but still, it makes you think.

Cryogenick · Post by **Cryogenick** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:01 pm

kite-san wrote:i wonder if there's a stoner gnome. do gnomes have gateway drugs?

Oh, there are indeed. This gnome has been on my bookshelf for about the last five years or so, he looks far to pleased to be sober, and just look at the eyes...

-cryo

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:48 pm

*giggle snert*
that was wonderful

TheCrush · Post by **TheCrush** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:49 pm

Well, Uncle Ghastly... you've hit a topic near and dear to my heart. The Gnome.

I have a Gnome Garden out front, once upon a time we had a blossoming population of some nine Gnomes. And then the storms came. Gnome houses smashed to rubble, Gnomelings gone missing in the floods. Crippled, legless, Gnomes left to eek out a living from the boggy soil.

It was terrible.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:03 pm

*pouts*

Dang, still no youtube... Proxy server here I come!

I remember (a long, looong, time ago) when my family moved into a new house. My parents hadn't checked out the garage fully when they took the lease over - so I started poking around. There was a small room at the back of the garage. I opened the door to the small room, and my 5 year old brain overloaded, wall to wall gnomes, lined up almost military style on shelves from floor to ceiling. Terrifying. Apparently the previous tenent had a hobby...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:12 am

Lulujayne wrote:*pouts*

Dang, still no youtube... Proxy server here I come!

I remember (a long, looong, time ago) when my family moved into a new house. My parents hadn't checked out the garage fully when they took the lease over - so I started poking around. There was a small room at the back of the garage. I opened the door to the small room, and my 5 year old brain overloaded, wall to wall gnomes, lined up almost military style on shelves from floor to ceiling. Terrifying. Apparently the previous tenent had a hobby...

...which is why gnomes make me horny to this day

There I finished your sentence for you Lulu

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:23 am

Canadapip · Post by **Canadapip** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:31 am

*Grumbles* Stupid Garden Gnomes... Keep stealing my office supplies

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:27 am

Oh Christ... now I've got that damn song "This Is The Way I Live" running through my head... only it goes:

"These... are the gnomes I know..."

GAH!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:38 pm

Most garden gnomes I've seen aren't too creepy, it's the collector's dolls you gotta watch out for. I get very disturbed when I see those dolls that look almost lifelike but not quite... with strange proportions and eerily big eyes... the only thing that ever looks real in those kinds of dolls are the eyes, and even then the eyes seem like they're peering into your SOUL.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:22 pm

Ever seen pics of haunted dolls for sale on Ebay?

Crrreeeeeeeppppyyyyy.....

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:34 pm

Aeridus wrote:I get very disturbed when I see those dolls that look almost lifelike but not quite... with strange proportions and eerily big eyes...

That sounds suspiciously like those anime sex dolls

And by the by, even though I wasn't molested by a room full of gnomes at the tender age of 5, I do find them kinda creepy and melancholy - sat there forever grinning, but unable to move and do the magical things that I suppose gnomes are meant to do. I s'pose I stick them in the flightless bird category.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:03 pm

Cryogenick wrote:
kite-san wrote:i wonder if there's a stoner gnome. do gnomes have gateway drugs?
Oh, there are indeed. This gnome has been on my bookshelf for about the last five years or so, he looks far to pleased to be sober, and just look at the eyes...

-cryo

no he's definitely not on a gateway drug, he's gone past the crack to "Spice must Flow" with those eyes.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:00 pm

Lulujayne wrote:
Aeridus wrote:I get very disturbed when I see those dolls that look almost lifelike but not quite... with strange proportions and eerily big eyes...
That sounds suspiciously like those anime sex dolls

Did someone say creepy anime sex doll?

(Not ACTUALLY a sex doll... I think. It is, however, a 1:1 scale doll, complete with real costume. The rabid toy collector in my wants so desperately to own this... and it's only two thousand dollars.)

TheCrush · Post by **TheCrush** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:16 pm

I believe they meant the lovely Anna Mae.

Note: Plastic Naughty Bits Behind Link.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:01 pm

Or these...

(The latter being doubly scary given the scat imagery.)

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:11 pm

I vote that Ghastly does his next installment while wearing a pith helmet, dressed in khaki with binoculars hanging around his neck.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:15 am

RavenxDrake wrote:
Lulujayne wrote:
Aeridus wrote:I get very disturbed when I see those dolls that look almost lifelike but not quite... with strange proportions and eerily big eyes...
That sounds suspiciously like those anime sex dolls

Did someone say creepy anime sex doll?

(Not ACTUALLY a sex doll... I think. It is, however, a 1:1 scale doll, complete with real costume. The rabid toy collector in my wants so desperately to own this... and it's only two thousand dollars.)

but why is she wearing ball gags as hair bows?