Dick jokes

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Sun Feb 18, 2001 9:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by not damonk:
stop it! you're destroying my poor virgin brain!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif ... TE>That cat Dick is one bad mother--Shut yo' mouth!I'm just talking 'bout Dick.We can dig it!
All I'm trying to say is that Dick's a real stand-up guy.------------------
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Nick Pavlovski · Post by **Nick Pavlovski** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 1:27 am

What a pre-Dick-ament I am in...

Reinder · Post by **Reinder** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 2:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by not damonk:

damonk was telling me how he had been toying with the idea of turning this into a nihilistic angst goth drama.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Tell damonk that if he wants me to write that for him, he should drop me a line...
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Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 6:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by squish squasher:
you guys are nuts...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's why Dick hangs around with them.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 12:33 pm

you guys are nuts...

ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Fri Feb 23, 2001 1:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Matt Trepal:
 That's why Dick hangs around with them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>is that all they do? just hanging around?

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Sun Feb 25, 2001 9:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by squish squasher:
 is that all they do? just hanging around?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, although sometimes they get kicked around for it.------------------
"Truth hides on the other side of a two-way mirror
In countless documents sent straight to the shredder
That might finally give us the whole of the picture
But until the day we decide to dig a little deeper
We know that truth will hide
Under fallen rocks and stones
At the end of a disconnected phone
Down an unmarked street
And buried, deep beneath your feet."
- Asian Dub Foundation, "Truth Hides" from Community Music

ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Wed Feb 28, 2001 4:18 am

does dick need a hand?

The Evil Beaver · Post by **The Evil Beaver** » Wed Feb 28, 2001 9:46 am

You know, Dick's one for doing great things and feeling all good and tingly about it. Oh, and I hear Dick's on the rise again.------------------
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The Evil Beaver · Post by **The Evil Beaver** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 11:34 am

Dick never shrinks from anything!------------------
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Nick Pavlovski · Post by **Nick Pavlovski** » Fri Mar 02, 2001 6:01 am

Are you saying that Dick is hard-up for a "helping hand", these days?

ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Sat Mar 03, 2001 3:05 am

Dick enjoys a good rub down...

Ucchan · Post by **Ucchan** » Sat Mar 03, 2001 6:21 am

Not adverse to a rub-up, either ...

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Sat Mar 03, 2001 10:41 am

But he's always ready with the probing questions, never pulling out prematurely, always ready for skinning whatever cat ... no matter how much he's been bopped, he keeps coming back for more, never ready to lay down until the job's done -- no matter how much he's blown he won't fall or shrink for the task at hand -- he'll do what it takes, even if it requires a back-door approach, because he doesn't only operate "in your face" ... He can be in a hairy spot and know just when to spit in yer eye and dive on in and do what needs doing ... He'll never fall for the Trojan horse trick, nor be intimidated by a Magnum, because he knows that size isn't important, and a little guy with a strong will can accomplish as much as a big bully if he sticks his neck out ... He'll just head in where he's needed and keep at it till he's dones ... He knows when to wear a raincoat and doesn't see protection as too much of a barrier ... and if he's in too tight of a spot he knows what it takes to lubricate the process so everything moves smoothly ... His rallying cry of "deCAY WHY?" is heard all over, and he'll poke and prod at that which blocks his path until it gives way ... if you see his red helmet coming at you, you know you'd better be open or there's gonna be trouble ... and if there's more to be done than he can handle himself, he knows that automated assistance is a boon, and will stand asside until he's ready to go at it again.------------------
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Nick Pavlovski · Post by **Nick Pavlovski** » Sun Mar 04, 2001 2:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PDI:
But he's always ready with the probing questions, never pulling out prematurely, always ready for skinning whatever cat ... no matter how much he's been bopped, he keeps coming back for more, never ready to lay down until the job's done -- no matter how much he's blown he won't fall or shrink for the task at hand -- he'll do what it takes, even if it requires a back-door approach, because he doesn't only operate "in your face" ... He can be in a hairy spot and know just when to spit in yer eye and dive on in and do what needs doing ... He'll never fall for the Trojan horse trick, nor be intimidated by a Magnum, because he knows that size isn't important, and a little guy with a strong will can accomplish as much as a big bully if he sticks his neck out ... He'll just head in where he's needed and keep at it till he's dones ... He knows when to wear a raincoat and doesn't see protection as too much of a barrier ... and if he's in too tight of a spot he knows what it takes to lubricate the process so everything moves smoothly ... His rallying cry of "deCAY WHY?" is heard all over, and he'll poke and prod at that which blocks his path until it gives way ... if you see his red helmet coming at you, you know you'd better be open or there's gonna be trouble ... and if there's more to be done than he can handle himself, he knows that automated assistance is a boon, and will stand asside until he's ready to go at it again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Damn! There goes a few more of my lame-ass jokes....but well done for compiling them!Anyone gone to Nixon's grave to see if he is turning in it yet for all this?

The Evil Beaver · Post by **The Evil Beaver** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 4:09 am

He wouldn't be, he'd be stiff as a rod!------------------
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Ucchan · Post by **Ucchan** » Tue Mar 06, 2001 6:09 am

An inanimate carbon rod, or a hot rod?

Lostfactor · Post by **Lostfactor** » Tue Mar 06, 2001 8:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ucchan:
An inanimate carbon rod, or a hot rod?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Look! It's an inanimate carbon rod! Wow, I'm in the presence of a celebrity!By "hot rod", do you mean a sort of sportscar, or a red-orange Transformer that would somehow manage to become Autobot leader after accidentally getting his commanding officer killed?
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ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Tue Mar 06, 2001 8:37 am

Stupid Rodimus Prime... ------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 2:34 am

LostFactor
Very good point on the Dinobots... never quite thought of it that way.
I still don't like him though, maybe it was just that when Rodimus Prime transformed into vehicle mode it looked kinda like a motorhome. A RV is something that just doesn't command the same respect as a Transport Truck.------------------
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