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Bring 'em on!


Digger (which seems to haveo opened its archives)-
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Schlock Mercenary:

"There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'Open fire' and 'I need to reload.'"
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Thinkin' Lincoln

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Post by Levi-chan »

Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: Spinning counterclockwise. Each turn robs the planet of angular momentum. Slowing it's spin the tiniest bit. Lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn. Giving me a little more time here. With you.

--XKCD

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"Oh God, it's shredding my soul!"
- Acid Reflux

"This isn't a cookie, this is a failure!"
- Mara-Chan!

"Too sexy to mutate, too sexy to mutate...."
- College Roomies from Hell

More later maybe.
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"If we scour the city and eat everyone's breakfast cereal, we shall have the strength to run across multiplatforms stapling hamburgers to trees, the resulting entourage of golf ball encyclopedias with everyone living in seventeen handbags! This will create an inverse tachyon pulse which will merge into a robot made of puppies, and that is our first step toward the revival of American Bandstand!"

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"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."

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An example of why I love Hell's Corners. Nightwillow's insults are always creative:

"Satan's balls. You overstuffed knockwurst of a privateer's whoreson, Wolfgang!"

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"AHH! Fanboy! How do I detach it?"
-Papercut

"You've got yourself a sucker!"
-Reckless Youth

" 'If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want to invade Iraq’… We are gonna get so many emails over this gag"
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Girl: "Boyd, are you looking up my skirt?"
Boy: "...you're not wearing a skirt."
Girl: "Would you be looking up it if I were wearing one?"
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"Ninja Brain-chucks Ka-Wham!"
-Sluggy Freelance

Girl: "it's like you guys can't have a single conversation without the word 'wang'"
Guy1: "Sure we wang"
Guy1: "Can"
Guy2: "Can wang."
-Penny Arcade

and of course

"HEART!"
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Dr. McNinja: I just realized I haven't eaten anything in like... two days. I just realized it!
Ninja: Ha ha ha, yeah? That's pretty funny? ...
Dr. McNinja: NO IT'S NOT! I'M HUNGRY!
(Dr. McNinja beheads the ninja)

-Dr. McNinja

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Post by Rkolter »

Levi-chan wrote:Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: Spinning counterclockwise. Each turn robs the planet of angular momentum. Slowing it's spin the tiniest bit. Lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn. Giving me a little more time here. With you.

--XKCD
... and now I have another comic in my favorites list.

Scarlet: SNOWING!
Scarlet: mmmm. (catches snow on tongue)
Scarlet: Analyzing... Predicted combination of Hydrogen and Oxygen, plus trace amounts of Nitrogen, Carbon, Inorganic acidic compounds and a wide variety of effluents.
Scarlet: (makes grossed out face)

--Sequential Art
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Post by Czar »

Jardin: What I meant was... Is this ship crewed entirely by females?
Beryl: Why do you ask? Are humaniti males territorial?
Outsider.

Caprice: Better?
Benjamin: ... Everyone starting to talk at once is actually more unnerving than the silence was.
A Miracle of Science.
Så länge skutan kan gå, så länge hjärtat kan slå, så länge solen den glittrar på böljorna blå...

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Post by LibertyCabbage »

Uh, that thing that Komiyan said about "being a font of occasional wisdom" or something that I vaguely remember but can't seem to find in the Darken archives...
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"Charles: Girls like you are the reason I'm 26 and still unmarried" - Namir Deiter
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"Something tells me this isn't ending with a hug as I had planned..."
"Are you wearing my aftershave?"
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"Oh! Hey! No! The voodoo doll is not for hugging!"
-Beaver & Steve

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"No, sir, it is not. My name is unpronounceable in your language."
"Say it anyway."
"It is ALSO unpronounceable in MY language."
-Starslip Crisis

"Oh. Goodie. You're one of those people who FINDS things."
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"Possessed by some eternally wandering Native American spirit who was wronged in life and is seeking some form of retribution?"
"I was just going to say depressed."
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Post by Legendary »

"OMLGOL Best comic ever."

-How Not To Run A Comic.
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"Boy no more, I am... The Man!"
The Boy, Scary Go Round

followed by

"what happened to the caravan?"
"you made me a man and I converted it into a boat. but I spent all my manpower and reverted to callow youth. I have the overwhelming urge to poke things listlessly witha stick"

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Post by EvilChihuahua »

Man slaps woman.
W: did you just slap me?
M: Why, it appears so.
W:Wait a minute, I'm a woman, you can't slap me!
M:Ah, of course. The gender immunity clause.

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"I are Pant!""
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Woman: "Why are all the nice guys gay?"
Man: "You mean why are the only guys you find non-threatening the only ones who have no possible alterior motives to sleep with you? Yeah, the mind boggles."
-Nothing Nice to Say.

"Fuego!!!!"
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