Bring 'em on!
Digger (which seems to haveo opened its archives)-
"They're quicker than a greased porpoise in a sea of snot!"
Comic Quotes!
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Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: Spinning counterclockwise. Each turn robs the planet of angular momentum. Slowing it's spin the tiniest bit. Lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn. Giving me a little more time here. With you.
--XKCD
Girl: Spinning counterclockwise. Each turn robs the planet of angular momentum. Slowing it's spin the tiniest bit. Lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn. Giving me a little more time here. With you.
--XKCD
"Oh God, it's shredding my soul!"
- Acid Reflux
"This isn't a cookie, this is a failure!"
- Mara-Chan!
"Too sexy to mutate, too sexy to mutate...."
- College Roomies from Hell
More later maybe.
- Acid Reflux
"This isn't a cookie, this is a failure!"
- Mara-Chan!
"Too sexy to mutate, too sexy to mutate...."
- College Roomies from Hell
More later maybe.
"Yeah, that's the bridge pier (expletive). I thought it was the center. Oh (expletive)." ~ From the transcript of the recording device on board the ship which struck the San Franciso Bay Bridge last year, causing a 50,000 gallon oil spill.
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Nyke
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"If we scour the city and eat everyone's breakfast cereal, we shall have the strength to run across multiplatforms stapling hamburgers to trees, the resulting entourage of golf ball encyclopedias with everyone living in seventeen handbags! This will create an inverse tachyon pulse which will merge into a robot made of puppies, and that is our first step toward the revival of American Bandstand!"
A shiny new donkey to whoever can guess the reference.
A shiny new donkey to whoever can guess the reference.
My LJ | ComicGen CoH/V | Vampire/Amazon looking for Betas. Want to sign up? PM me. | Figure out my Avatar's joke, and win bragging rights.
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Killbert-Robby
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"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."
Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes
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Black Sparrow
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"AHH! Fanboy! How do I detach it?"
-Papercut
"You've got yourself a sucker!"
-Reckless Youth
" 'If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want to invade Iraq’… We are gonna get so many emails over this gag"
-Venus Envy
A girl is setting up decorations on a ladder. A boy is holding it for her.
Girl: "Boyd, are you looking up my skirt?"
Boy: "...you're not wearing a skirt."
Girl: "Would you be looking up it if I were wearing one?"
-Wanted
-Papercut
"You've got yourself a sucker!"
-Reckless Youth
" 'If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want to invade Iraq’… We are gonna get so many emails over this gag"
-Venus Envy
A girl is setting up decorations on a ladder. A boy is holding it for her.
Girl: "Boyd, are you looking up my skirt?"
Boy: "...you're not wearing a skirt."
Girl: "Would you be looking up it if I were wearing one?"
-Wanted
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This is going in my notebook titled "Things I Didn't Know about Surface Dwellers."
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Dr Legostar
- Cartoon Villain
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"Ninja Brain-chucks Ka-Wham!"
-Sluggy Freelance
Girl: "it's like you guys can't have a single conversation without the word 'wang'"
Guy1: "Sure we wang"
Guy1: "Can"
Guy2: "Can wang."
-Penny Arcade
and of course
"HEART!"
-VG Cats
-Sluggy Freelance
Girl: "it's like you guys can't have a single conversation without the word 'wang'"
Guy1: "Sure we wang"
Guy1: "Can"
Guy2: "Can wang."
-Penny Arcade
and of course
"HEART!"
-VG Cats
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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Rkolter
- Destroyer of Words (Moderator)
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... and now I have another comic in my favorites list.Levi-chan wrote:Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: Spinning counterclockwise. Each turn robs the planet of angular momentum. Slowing it's spin the tiniest bit. Lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn. Giving me a little more time here. With you.
--XKCD
Scarlet: SNOWING!
Scarlet: mmmm. (catches snow on tongue)
Scarlet: Analyzing... Predicted combination of Hydrogen and Oxygen, plus trace amounts of Nitrogen, Carbon, Inorganic acidic compounds and a wide variety of effluents.
Scarlet: (makes grossed out face)
--Sequential Art
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
Jardin: What I meant was... Is this ship crewed entirely by females?
Beryl: Why do you ask? Are humaniti males territorial?
Outsider.
Caprice: Better?
Benjamin: ... Everyone starting to talk at once is actually more unnerving than the silence was.
A Miracle of Science.
Beryl: Why do you ask? Are humaniti males territorial?
Outsider.
Caprice: Better?
Benjamin: ... Everyone starting to talk at once is actually more unnerving than the silence was.
A Miracle of Science.
Så länge skutan kan gå, så länge hjärtat kan slå, så länge solen den glittrar på böljorna blå...
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LibertyCabbage
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Game Misconduct
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"Waiiiit a second. You 'couldn't help but overhear' me? I was in my living room. And it was MIDNIGHT!"
"Something tells me this isn't ending with a hug as I had planned..."
"Are you wearing my aftershave?"
-Squaresville
"Oh! Hey! No! The voodoo doll is not for hugging!"
-Beaver & Steve
"Your real name can't be 'Mr. Jinx,' can it?"
"No, sir, it is not. My name is unpronounceable in your language."
"Say it anyway."
"It is ALSO unpronounceable in MY language."
-Starslip Crisis
"Oh. Goodie. You're one of those people who FINDS things."
-[url=http://mansionofe.comicgen.com"]The Mansion of E[/url]
"I haven't seen anything like that. I think Prue may be..."
"Possessed by some eternally wandering Native American spirit who was wronged in life and is seeking some form of retribution?"
"I was just going to say depressed."
-Roughies
"Something tells me this isn't ending with a hug as I had planned..."
"Are you wearing my aftershave?"
-Squaresville
"Oh! Hey! No! The voodoo doll is not for hugging!"
-Beaver & Steve
"Your real name can't be 'Mr. Jinx,' can it?"
"No, sir, it is not. My name is unpronounceable in your language."
"Say it anyway."
"It is ALSO unpronounceable in MY language."
-Starslip Crisis
"Oh. Goodie. You're one of those people who FINDS things."
-[url=http://mansionofe.comicgen.com"]The Mansion of E[/url]
"I haven't seen anything like that. I think Prue may be..."
"Possessed by some eternally wandering Native American spirit who was wronged in life and is seeking some form of retribution?"
"I was just going to say depressed."
-Roughies
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Man slaps woman.
W: did you just slap me?
M: Why, it appears so.
W:Wait a minute, I'm a woman, you can't slap me!
M:Ah, of course. The gender immunity clause.
"The salty heavens of the spiritual horizons give flight to the howling meadows of burgandy. Stop. Signed, John Q. Consumer. Furthermore to be carried into dark frontier coated with nougat...Are you writing this down?"
-Instant Classic
"I'm Communism!"
-Sam and Fuzzy
"I are Pant!""
-Ctrl-Alt-Del
Woman: "Why are all the nice guys gay?"
Man: "You mean why are the only guys you find non-threatening the only ones who have no possible alterior motives to sleep with you? Yeah, the mind boggles."
-Nothing Nice to Say.
"Fuego!!!!"
-Real Life
"Women are crazy, and men are dumb"
-Mac Hall
W: did you just slap me?
M: Why, it appears so.
W:Wait a minute, I'm a woman, you can't slap me!
M:Ah, of course. The gender immunity clause.
"The salty heavens of the spiritual horizons give flight to the howling meadows of burgandy. Stop. Signed, John Q. Consumer. Furthermore to be carried into dark frontier coated with nougat...Are you writing this down?"
-Instant Classic
"I'm Communism!"
-Sam and Fuzzy
"I are Pant!""
-Ctrl-Alt-Del
Woman: "Why are all the nice guys gay?"
Man: "You mean why are the only guys you find non-threatening the only ones who have no possible alterior motives to sleep with you? Yeah, the mind boggles."
-Nothing Nice to Say.
"Fuego!!!!"
-Real Life
"Women are crazy, and men are dumb"
-Mac Hall
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