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melodies wrote:man, all your stats are incredible, you guys could handle an assortment of annoying mother succubus!! *starts drawing in notebook* i could handle an annoying sandwich craving monster.
Another person addicted to doodling? :D I like this guy... gal... who'm I kidding, we make comics, gender doesnt matter :shifty:
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Killbert-Robby wrote:
melodies wrote:man, all your stats are incredible, you guys could handle an assortment of annoying mother succubus!! *starts drawing in notebook* i could handle an annoying sandwich craving monster.
Another person addicted to doodling? :D I like this guy... gal... who'm I kidding, we make comics, gender doesnt matter :shifty:
doodling is my life, i cant go five min. without drawing either a page full of random heads or character designs that just pop up in my head. one time i even dreamt of doodling and i had to strike it down cus i came to life. to bad my motivation was so low that i missed every time. i diededBUT GOOD THINK I HAD A CLERIC ON MY TEAM, i still dont know how he got into my home, or my room either.
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mcDuffies wrote:I am game master!
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I am afraid, but kind of turned on...
This is going in my notebook titled "Things I Didn't Know about Surface Dwellers."
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Black Sparrow wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:I am game master!
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I am afraid, but kind of turned on...

Wow, thats all it takes?

As for melodies, I know your pain... people like us need support groups.
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Killbert-Robby wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:I am game master!
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I am afraid, but kind of turned on...

Wow, thats all it takes?
There was a little mistake, I corrected it.
My new avatar is by someone who holds many <a href="http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/">Indefensible Positions</a>.
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You, sir, are the master. Image *bows*
This is going in my notebook titled "Things I Didn't Know about Surface Dwellers."
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Killbert-Robby wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:I am game master!
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I am afraid, but kind of turned on...

Wow, thats all it takes?
It's Claude you want to blame.
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I REGRET NOTHING
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Stop exchanging my picture for some silly pictures I didn't post! :x
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well, I play D&D 3.0, so I'll try to adapt the stats as best I can...

name: dracomax the annoying
race: asian-european dragon hybrid.
class: rogue 5
ECL 20
age: hard to tell. damn time travel experiments. thaumochronal experiments are fun!
alignment: chaotic nuetral
Str 14
con 18
dex 8
cha 12
wis 10
int 18

base attack: 12/7/2

weapon: photshop +16/+11/+6 2d8 emotional scarring. if hit, go and cry.it's okay. really.

biting sarcasm(sp) (at will) does 3d6 damage to everyone in a ten post radius. saving throw dc 18 (humor)

bad pun(5 times a week, spell like ability) does 4d12 damge to everyone who comes in contact with it. no saving throw is given.
Special abilities-can change size and make it rain.
annoyance +8
bluff+6
diplomacy +8
leadership
toxic breath- does 4d4 damage to anyone with a nose, fort dc 16 for half damage

may do strange and unpredictable things.
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In my life, I either throw 20s or I throw 1s. Nothing in between.
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I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!
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Legendary wrote:I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with YOUR MOM!!!!


Hmm, looks like that joke rolled a critical fumble.
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Quick, saving throw!
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Snackbot wrote:
Legendary wrote:I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with YOUR MOM!!!!


Hmm, looks like that joke rolled a critical fumble.
Hey, don't worry. If you took the proper feats, you can reroll!




...You took the feats... right? :-?
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PF27 wrote:
Snackbot wrote:
Legendary wrote:I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with YOUR MOM!!!!


Hmm, looks like that joke rolled a critical fumble.
Hey, don't worry. If you took the proper feats, you can reroll!




...You took the feats... right? :-?
DM say that you fall in hole and die!
Sorry.
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Snackbot wrote:
Legendary wrote:I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with YOUR MOM!!!!


Hmm, looks like that joke rolled a critical fumble.
My self-esteem has a low AC. That was still a hit :cry:
I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!
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Legendary wrote:
Snackbot wrote:
Legendary wrote:I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with YOUR MOM!!!!


Hmm, looks like that joke rolled a critical fumble.
My self-esteem has a low AC. That was still a hit :cry:
lol
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Legendary wrote:
Snackbot wrote:
Legendary wrote:I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with Guitar Hero.

Cause it's awesome.
I've totally been beefing up my DEX stat lately with YOUR MOM!!!!


Hmm, looks like that joke rolled a critical fumble.
My self-esteem has a low AC. That was still a hit :cry:
Good thing I spent all my skill points in "Perform: Your Mom Jokes"! Next level I can take on the "Drunken Idiot" prestige class!
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The Mortician wrote:In my life, I either throw 20s or I throw 1s. Nothing in between.
It's rigged. *blames Jim*
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