If my real life was an rpg

Melodies · Post by **Melodies** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:32 pm

To make people (nerds) to understand me (also a nerd) i kinda compared my life to characters in the rpg world. I would say that overcoming stress would gain me exp. for leveling up. I would put my whole thought of myself in stats, it would be nice if others would humor me to make a stat sheet of themselves.

lvl:9
name: melodies
strength:25
dexterity:13
humor:30
motivation:3
evil:66
background: timid social skills with incredible charisma. doodles in any form of notebook, even without consent
weapon: assloads of notebooks and pencil lead.

(stats would be from a 0-100 scale)

SergeXIII · Post by **SergeXIII** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:38 pm

Whats the scale dude. Out of 255? 50?

Melodies · Post by **Melodies** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:39 pm

0-100

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:53 pm

66 evil? Bah. You have to earn that sort of rep around here.

For the sake of geekosity, what are the standerd stats for starting level... and what would be the rules for levelling these stats? What are the max levels? How much exp is every life experience known to man worth, and how much does it take to reach the next level? Are there any other stats than listed.. say, intelligence, charisma, talent, and luck?

I'm a D&D DM. I take my geekiness very seriously.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:58 pm

lvl:101
Name: THEBOBAMATOR16
Race: HALF EVERYTHING
Class(Level): Bardass fighting healing magic-thief(101)
Alignment: EVERYONE
Size: Shapeshifter
strength:101
dexterity:101
Constitution: 101
Intelligence: 101
humor:101
motivation:101
Wisdom: 101
evil:101
Charisma: 101

Background: The greatest guy ever
Notable Skills: Uber Awesome at everthing especially pwning n00bs.
Weapon: Ravenscroft's Ancient and Mysterious Mithril Burning Axe-Gun of a Thousand PKs
Notable Skills: EVERYTHING (+101),
Special Abilities: Immune to Losing, (plus 101 to all other skills)

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:11 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:I'm a D&D DM. I take my geekiness very seriously.

Indeed.

Name: Roland William Lowery
Class(Level): Bard(6)/Rogue(4)
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Size: Medium
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 220 lbs.
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown
Skin: Pasty White

Strength: 15 (+3)
Dexterity: 8 (-1)
Constitution: 8 (-1)
Intelligence: 18 (+4)
Wisdom: 5 (-3)
Charisma: 11 (0)

Notable Skills: Bluff (+7), Decipher Script (+10), Forgery (+7), Gather Information (+15), Hide (+10), Knowledge - RPGs (+16), Profession - Webcomic Artist (+1), and Use Magic Device (+5)
Special Abilities: Immune to Sleep, Blank Stare, Know-It-All, and Convincing Liar (+16 to all Knowledge skills)

SergeXIII · Post by **SergeXIII** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:38 pm

I feel like doing this via Disgaea stat growth rates...

STR 1.5
CON 1.25
INT 1.75
RES 1.5
SPD 1.75
HIT 1.5
COUNTER 1
MOVE 4

WEAPON AFFINITIES
SWORD A
AXE D
STAFF S
GUN B
BOW B
FIST C
SPEAR S

So, Magic Swordsman Disgaea wise, although I'm fond of the whole Geomancer type class.

Dr Neo Lao · Post by **Dr Neo Lao** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:54 pm

Name: Leonardo Escobar
Class(Level): Couch Potato(6)
Race: Human
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Tall/Skinny
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 82Kg
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Dark Brown
Skin: Very light tan

Strength: 7 (+1)
Dexterity: 5 (+1)
Constitution: 4 (-2)
Intelligence: 19 (+5)
Wisdom: 3 (-3)
Charisma: 0 (-4)

Notable Skills: Shower Singing(-3), Mechanical Repair(+2), Gravity Well of Laziness(+18), Entropy(+3), Musician(-12) and Patience(+3)
Special Abilities: Listener of Infinite Patience, UnBlinking Stare, Refusal to Move (Known as the Inertia Intent), Song Recognition(-2 Rap and Country music, +5 other types) and Speaker Builder(+4 Audio Quality)

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:31 pm

Second Edition FOREVER.

Name: Ryan Thomas Kolter
Class(Level): Mage/Wild Psionicist
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Size: Medium
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Skin: Mildly tanned

Strength: 12
Dexterity: 10
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 12
Charisma: 12
Comliness: 473,281

Weapon proficiencies:
Thrown dart
Blowdart
Crossbow
Quarterstaff
Long sword

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:02 pm

I take my que from Jim's method, just not as good and accurate at it

Name: D. M. Jeftinija
Class(Level): Alchemist(10)/Rogue(3)
Race: Human
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Size: Medium
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Skin: On the Swarthy End of the White Scale

Strength: 13
Dexterity: 15
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 22
Wisdom: 16
Charisma: 14

Notable Skills: Dance (+5) Research (+8) Knowledge: Biochemistry (+4) Knowledge: Pharmacology (+3) Building: Legos (+9) Funny (+3) Writing (+3) Forum Posting (+too much) Seducing Women (+4) Just Plain Awesome (+1)

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:15 pm

I can take you all!

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:33 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:I can take you all!

*gnaws on Bob's head*

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:08 pm

Aargh the helm of ungnawbility! It does nothing!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:09 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:Aargh the helm of ungnawbility! It does nothing!

*casts heat metal on Mr. Bob's codpiece*

*waits for it to warm so it's malleable*

*casts animate object on Mr. Bob's codpiece*

*has the red hot codpiece chew off Mr. Bob's ... little bob*

Zhongda · Post by **Zhongda** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:17 pm

I'm still reloading to get optimal initial stats.

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:23 pm

I have a Save Point in my room.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:13 pm

Mmm. Consistancy

This feels kind of weird... especially since my avatar is a D&D character... heh.

And also... rkolter's intelligence should be WAY higher.

Name: Sparrow (My real name doesn't exist!)
Class(Level): Rogue(3)/Bard(3)
Race: Human
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Size: Medium
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 140 lbs.
Eyes: Gray
Hair: Brown
Skin: "Fair"... hey, it was beautiful a century ago.

Strength: 10
Dexterity: 13
Constitution: 12
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 10
Charisma: 8

Notable Skills: Profession - Writer (+4), Profession - Artist (+5), Hide (+4), Postwhore (+35ish), Knowledge (video games) (+5), Knowledge (poor anime) (+15), Speak language -drow (+12), Kink (+15)
Special Abilities: Glomp attack, Clumsy (+4 to -4 unpredictibility check to all Dex abilities), Immune to Sarcasm and Blank Stare, Weak against Puns

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:28 pm

Second Edition (since it's the only one I know and allowed in the house)

Name: Elizabeth Ann
Class(Level): Warrior/Thief
Race: Human
Alignment: Fickled aka Chaotic Good mostly
Size: Large
Age: 29 with almost 4 years of experience
Gender: Female
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: Don't ask, don't tell.
Eyes: Emerald Green
Hair: Red
Skin: White than white with freckles

Strength: 10
Dexterity: 8 - damn, how did I get this bruise?
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 12
Charisma: 14
Comliness: 11

Weapon proficiencies:
Flirting
Humour
Well timed words
Redneckness
Owl and other assorted plushies
Research

Probably more but I'm drawing a blank

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:33 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote: Probably more but I'm drawing a blank

Let's see it then!

LAO · Post by **LAO** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:33 pm

lvl:102
Name: THEBALLAMATOR17
Race: THREE QUARTER EVERYTHING
Class(Level): Bardass fighting healing magic-thief(102)
Alignment: EVERYONE
Size: Shapeshifter
strength:102
dexterity:102
Constitution: 102
Intelligence: 102
humor:102
motivation:102
Wisdom: 102
evil:102
Charisma: 102

Background: The greatestER guy ever
Notable Skills: UberER AwesomeER at everthing especially pwning n00bs.
Weapon: Ravenscroft's Ancient and Mysterious Mithril Burning Axe-Gun of a BILLION PKs
Notable Skills: EVERYTHING (+102),
Special Abilities: Immune to Losing, (plus 102 to all other skills)

I BEAT BOB AND EVERYONE ELSE