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The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:45 am

He's going to pick the lock, isn't he? And 4m³ isn't that small, considering he's in 0-G, AND since he's rather small, too.

Roberto the Dane · Post by **Roberto the Dane** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:13 am

The JAM wrote:He's going to pick the lock, isn't he? (snip)

No, because the Slap-Happy Morons disabled the lock.

Roberto the Dane

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:53 am

I do NOT want to picture how to use a Zero-G toilet.

Deckard Canine · Post by **Deckard Canine** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:22 am

Hopefully there's a non-0-G shower nearby.

Spacewolfomega · Post by **Spacewolfomega** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:41 am

Technically the zero-g toilet should be a clean process since it uses a vacuum to... okay, let's just drop that altogether...

Of course, then again, I'm imagining the scene in Daddy Day Care where Eddie Murphy looks into the bathroom and sees the "aftermath".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsRqVWKEpKo
(1:37 - 2:00 in clip)

Tuyu · Post by **Tuyu** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:15 pm

Madmoonie wrote:I do NOT want to picture how to use a Zero-G toilet.

I ESPECIALLY do not want to picture how someone with a tail uses a Zero-G toilet.

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:09 pm

You just KNOW that the little guy is going to somehow break out of there. Oh, 4 meters is not THAT small. Especially for a small child.

Nikas_Zekeval · Post by **Nikas_Zekeval** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:07 pm

Madmoonie wrote:You just KNOW that the little guy is going to somehow break out of there. Oh, 4 meters is not THAT small. Especially for a small child.

Assume a two meter height (just over 6.5 feet), that means the floor is 2 meters square, assume a 2 by 1 meter (6.5 by 3.3) floor, and unless it folds up or slides away half of that is likely the bunk. Also he doesn't get the third dimension, that room is under artifical gravity (floor gravity plates?) I assume to retard z-gee loss of bone and muscle strength.

As for the 'Daddy Daycare' revenge, the kids could leave the bathroom, junior hijacker is stuck with whatever mess he makes.

Earl McClaw · Post by **Earl McClaw** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:22 pm

Tuyu wrote:
Madmoonie wrote:I do NOT want to picture how to use a Zero-G toilet.
I ESPECIALLY do not want to picture how someone with a tail uses a Zero-G toilet.

Just imagine an Alien face-hugger attached to the other end...

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:23 pm

Wait, you're right. It might be a tinsy bit cozy. This is why I had trouble with math.

MikeVanPelt · Post by **MikeVanPelt** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:49 am

Madmoonie wrote:Wait, you're right. It might be a tinsy bit cozy. This is why I had trouble with math.

Well.... These are, after all, foxes. (Well, Nip is, not sure about Jr.) They're not necessarily human-sized.

I figured about enough room for a bunk a bit less than a meter wide, leaving just barely room to stand next to it, two meters long, in a room two meters high. Not too oppressive for a human if all you're going to do is sleep in there, and use the ... facilities.

Hm... the bunk has artificial grav? Why does it need a zero-g toilet then?

Wanderwolf · Post by **Wanderwolf** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:32 am

MikeVanPelt wrote:Hm... the bunk has artificial grav? Why does it need a zero-g toilet then?

In case the gravity goes out, naturally. Otherwise, we're back to the "Daddy Daycare" scenario.

Yours truly,

The wolfish,

Wanderer

Troutnoodler · Post by **Troutnoodler** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:31 pm

Earl McClaw wrote:
Tuyu wrote:I ESPECIALLY do not want to picture how someone with a tail uses a Zero-G toilet.
Just imagine an Alien face-hugger attached to the other end...

*sound of brain going *SPLORCH!* as it jumps from skull, runs under bed and whimpers in the dark, dusty corner*

Roberto the Dane · Post by **Roberto the Dane** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:22 am

Ah, Captain. I suggest securing the tools you are not using. If you move your head towards that wrench at a rather rapid pace, you will say something very naughty.

Roberto the Dane

Dragon Furry · Post by **Dragon Furry** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:39 pm

Earl McClaw wrote:
Tuyu wrote:
Madmoonie wrote:I do NOT want to picture how to use a Zero-G toilet.
I ESPECIALLY do not want to picture how someone with a tail uses a Zero-G toilet.
Just imagine an Alien face-hugger attached to the other end...

Kind a like, don't sit and flush at the same time on a airplan toilet.

RHJunior · Post by **RHJunior** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:22 am

Feel free to look up info on the space shuttle toilet....

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:28 am

I know that if Skycraft (surplus place in Orlando) ever got one, Sharuuk would probably want it.

On another track. When I was at Mission Space at EPCOT last time, I was listening to the pre-show decribing the International Space Training Center.

ISTC commander : "But there IS one thing the astronauts have that you don't have . . ."

me: Diapers!

The ride attendant had a hard time to keep from breaking up.

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