Doomsday and the New Dimension

Escushion · Post by **Escushion** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:08 pm

Scientists continue their efforts to destroy mankind

Next year a particle accelerator will turn on with hopes of creating miniature versions of the big bang. It could create miniature black holes, lead to breakthroughs in the study of dark energy (of which there's really little knowledge at the moment), and perhaps open up new dimensions we weren't previously aware of.

I for one am not too eager to make Parallel Dementia a reality (much as I love the comic.)

834n · Post by **834n** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:12 pm

Well shit. Now I need to stock up on holy weapons.

"crucial question of how matter was created at the birth of the universe"

"Dr Cox dismissed worries that by adventuring into the unknown and creating tiny black holes, the machine could even destroy the planet."

I don't care where matter came from enough to risk DESTROYING THE PLANET!

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:18 pm

don't worry, prince charles will stop them.

834n · Post by **834n** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:26 pm

No no. The portal will open, a native american in a jacket and a skirt will walk through. And he will say, "I am god. I created matter. Stop fucking around."

Escushion · Post by **Escushion** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:28 pm

As I was telling Ben on AIM, unless they're so high above our dimension that they can't detect us (like we can't see less than two), things in higher dimensions would already be aware of us. So it's possible that they're already screwing with our lives and this experiment will just tell us how

.

That is, of course, outside of the idea of them simply creating a planet-destroying black hole.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:38 pm

They estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet...
is calculated at about 10 to the minus 40 - a 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance.

somewhat comforting... but it does not change the fact they are TRYING TO MAKE TEENY TINY BLACK HOLES!!!

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:39 pm

Science has only created misery and will continue to create more. I say we put an end to it, starting with burning all the scientists on the forums.

*gets out his vacuum cleaner and sets kolter treats up around the room*

Escushion · Post by **Escushion** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:50 pm

These are clearly mad scientists though. Y'know, people Legostar would slouch about with.

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:52 pm

Now, there's a benefit to this. One way to work the equations is that whenever a black hole is created, it also creates a new universe. This could be part of the life cycle of universes -- incubate life so intelligent that they learn how to create baby universes, and the little people destroy themselves helping the universe reproduce, no one will really care.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:30 pm

I'm suddenly reminded of goats

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:37 pm

834n wrote:No no. The portal will open, a native american in a jacket and a skirt will walk through. And he will say, "I am god. I created matter. Stop fucking around."

well if they get that far, it's more likely the portal will lead directly into his bathroom. he'll be washing his back. THEN he'll say "I am god. I created matter. Stop fucking around."

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:00 pm

Can't they accidentally give people superpowers at least once before they destroy the world?

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:32 pm

ryclaude wrote:
834n wrote:No no. The portal will open, a native american in a jacket and a skirt will walk through. And he will say, "I am god. I created matter. Stop fucking around."
well if they get that far, it's more likely the portal will lead directly into his bathroom. he'll be washing his back. THEN he'll say "I am god. I created matter. Stop fucking around."

Only, he'll look like something different to each scientist. So one might see a bearded old guy in a robe, one might see an empty bathroom, and the third might see a giant ear of corn scrubbing it's back and saying, "I am god. I created matter, stop fucking around."

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:35 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:I'm suddenly reminded of goats

I'm reminded about how Pariah fucked up existence in Crisis on Infinate Earths.

Crazy Chris · Post by **Crazy Chris** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:41 pm

I'm reminded of the Futurama episode where the universe was in a box.

I don't know that much sci-fi.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:23 pm

rock_dash wrote:Science has only created misery and will continue to create more. I say we put an end to it, starting with burning all the scientists on the forums.

*gets out his vacuum cleaner and sets kolter treats up around the room*

*zots rock*

*eats treats*

*destroys the world*

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:33 pm

To solve a problem they couldn't solve before with a gigantic machine that made big explosions, scientists create an even more gigantic machine to make bigger explosions.

Sounds about right.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:38 pm

*Vacuums Rkolter*
*adds some methane to the bag*
*lits a match...*

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:57 pm

The Invisibles told us this was going to happen, but we didn't believe them!

Instudios · Post by **Instudios** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:02 am

I for one welcome the destruction of earth. I will laugh and laugh as I sit in my little apartment in the center of the sun.

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