Teammayhem refrains from making any sexual jokes at this time
<Zwuh> Beyte fuckehn not!
* Zwuh shaeks fisty
<Teammayhem> i won't.
<Zwuh> FRigfn me a wyunch!
<Teammayhem> i don't fear zwuh's wrath. blackaby, on the other hand...
<blackaby> I'm a nasty cunt
<blackaby> :D
<Zwuh> Unlike my countewudparty, I asm okay whith slapping peoerle in public tho
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<blackaby> And you will have to face him oneday
<Teammayhem> i pull hair.
<Zwuh> Terufying
<blackaby> I am an over protective gf
<blackaby> Deep seated insecurities
<Zwuh> I mas not scteard og lebsians
<Zwuh> I mean mexicnas
<Zwuh> Dehfointly screda of lebisnas
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<Teammayhem> XD
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<Lissa> ...
<Zwuh> AAAAhgtrhg
<Mort-mystery> Thanks Team
<Zwuh> Elsbiasn!
* Teammayhem sits on Lissa's shoulder
* Lissa bites Zwuh
* Lissa bounces
* Zwuh scireams
<Zwuh> Now Im infhearcrt with lebausin!
* Teammayhem purrs, jumping on Lissa's shoulder
<Lissa> zwuh..i'm gonna steal your girlfriend and we're gonna play with our boobs
<Zwuh> I liek boiosbs!
<Zwuh> ;__;
<blackaby> Hehehehe.
<blackaby> <3
<Lissa> oh..but not your girlfriend...i see how it is ;p
<Zwuh> Noew I am a leisgjan!
<blackaby> Aw, bless you.
<Zwuh> C'reme babeh
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* Zwuh snogys blakchby
<Lissa> are you high?
* Teammayhem finds this all so terribly amusing
<Teammayhem> i think he's drunk.
* blackaby cuddles Zwuh.
<Zwuh> Ist the dnam GORG
<Zwuh> GOFG*
<Vystrix_Nexoth> no doubt this is being logged, to be used against him later. *chuckles and sits back and watches*
<Teammayhem> grog?
<Zwuh> GROR*
<Zwuh> GROG!
<Teammayhem> good zwuh
<RobinPierce> hahaha
* blackaby can't stop laughing.
<Zwuh> Exualy, TN
<Jim_North> Gorg? Like from Fraggle Rock?
* Teammayhem feeds zwuh a cookie
<Teammayhem> i wonder....
<blackaby> Hi Jim!
<RobinPierce> I had to sail to the ends of the earth because this guy wanted Grog this morning!
<Lissa> ...
* Zwuh huras TM
<Jim_North> Hullo hullo!
* Teammayhem hugs zwuh
<RobinPierce> it was ALL BECAUSE OF THE GROG *points at zwuh*
<Zwuh> Aws loic! <#
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* Teammayhem licks zwuh
<Zwuh> Bach of budfdty, Im a lebiasn.
<Zwuh> Boy puiisdsy is syxy
<blackaby> Even I can't translate that one.
* Vystrix_Nexoth raises an eyebrow at that
<Teammayhem> is boy pussy sexy, zwuh?
<Zwuh> Silyy TN, boys dongt havr pusddy
* Teammayhem hugs zwuh and pats him on the head
<Vystrix_Nexoth> not in front
<Zwuh> Noiw gehyty me a sanbwiisch
<Teammayhem> sure thing, zwuh
* Teammayhem gives zwuh a sandwich
<Zwuh> Glee@
<Zwuh> me etas th dleicuvos thind
* Zwuh odues that
<Teammayhem> blackaby, is it wrong im finding this terribly amusing?
<blackaby> Gracious no. He's a terribly funny young man.
<Teammayhem> expecially inibriated?
<Zwuh> Ah blakcbay, you'tr smexy
<blackaby> Absolutely.
<Teammayhem> what about me, zwuh?
* Sareya scrolls back, reads what she's missed
<Vystrix_Nexoth> No, it's wrong. But it just feels so right. ^^
<Zwuh> TM, your just
<Zwuh> TM
<Zwuh> your justd
<Zwuh> snall
<Zwuh> vhert smal
<Teammayhem> aww thank you zwuh
<Sareya> o.O
* polerin gnar's on lissa's ear
<Zwuh> I thuin youcoild be biggr if you tri
<Teammayhem> i'lll try
<Zwuh> ENTORMUS
<Teammayhem> if i ever get someone
<Mort-mystery> hehe
<Zwuh> Liisd an lephasnt
* Lissa kicks zwuh
<Zwuh> Indian
<Zwuh> Niut afircan
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<Zwuh> OW
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<Keffria> Hey, Team. :3
<Teammayhem> did he just call you an indian elephant, lissa?
<Zwuh> Whiu did yuo du thay/
<Lissa> because you're being weird
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<Zwuh> LIAK an lelephant
<Lissa> i'm gonna hurt you in a minute
<Teammayhem> hey keff
<Zwuh> Not lisa
<Zwuh> :(
<Lissa> who the fsck is lisa?
* Teammayhem countinues to sit on Lissa's lap, finding himself terribly amused by zwuh
<Zwuh> Buyt i ma a fellwo lebisan!
<Teammayhem> zwuh, DANCE!
<Teammayhem> XD
<Zwuh> I do no dnaxe
* Lissa pelts zwuh with evil dialysis patients
<Zwuh> Maybe
<blackaby> oh god the catheters
<Zwuh> AUGHKH KiDGEYS
<Lissa> heh...we're leaning towards Fistulas these days...
<Lissa> catheters are BAD
<blackaby> Erugrghhh.
<Zwuh> I gut fidstulasd once
<Zwuh> Hurt
<Teammayhem> blackaby, is it allright if i can post the highlights in chat?
<Teammayhem> well in the chat thread?
<blackaby> Go ahead, Team.
<Lissa> i'm gonna fistula you in a minute
<Zwuh> :I
<Teammayhem> Zwuh, do the sexy dance!
<blackaby> That's a pudgy face!
<Zwuh> Yo ayr npt a nice poerisen
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<senshi_class> ugh
<senshi_class> long ass da
<senshi_class> *y
* Zwuh odes a small jgi
<Lissa> zwuh is a snakeskin cowboy
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<Teammayhem> go zwuh!
<prettysenshi> how is everyone?
<prettysenshi> hey mort
<Teammayhem> DANCE FOR US!
<blackaby> Hi Senshi
<Zwuh> SWNSHI!
<Teammayhem> DANCE FOR THE LESBIANS!
* Lissa shoots at zwuh's feet
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<Lissa> dance motherfucker dance!
<Mort-mystery> Hey Senshi!
* Zwuh guves snehsi a bug hig
<blackaby> It's like Coyote Ugly
<Sareya> eh?
<Teammayhem> exept this coyote is UGLY.
<Zwuh> I an breaing persuiected
<Lissa> i've gotta go to office depot
<Zwuh> :(
<Lissa> and pick up polerin
<Lissa> i'll be back later
<Teammayhem> do tell her you made a new lesbian
<blackaby> See you later Lissa!
<Lissa> she's paying attention
<Teammayhem> isn't that right, zwuh?
<Lissa> ;)
<Zwuh> I LOVW GRISL!
<blackaby> I am!
<polerin> lissa
<Lissa> polerin
<Zwuh> GIRLES!
<blackaby> lol
<blackaby> lerskates
<polerin> your going to be gone for 2 hours?
<Lissa> roflcopter
<Teammayhem> what about claude, Zwuh?
<Lissa> i might be...
<Zwuh> I had roiellrspaces oncw
<Lissa> what's it to ya?
<Lissa> not to mention..i'm mostly naked
<Lissa> so i gotta get dressed
<Zwuh> Cluasd is too sluitty fpe me
<Zwuh> Also hw hasd s pneis
<Zwuh> PESNID
<Zwuh> PENISSSSS
<prettysenshi> is zwuh drunk?
<Teammayhem> yes
<Lissa> was that - zwuh has a small penis?
<Sareya> very.
<polerin> just saying
<Teammayhem> and ITS AWESOME
<RobinPierce> or he's gone insane
<Lissa> polerin: thanks mom
<RobinPierce> er
<Sareya> groooooooooooooog!
<RobinPierce> GROG
<Teammayhem> i know he's going to hate me for posting the best of this
* RobinPierce hands Zwuh a toblerone
<Zwuh> ARR Iim a priate!
* Sareya grogdances
<Teammayhem> but you don't hate me, do you zwuh?
<Sareya> !
* Sareya steals a bite of the yummy yummy chocolate
<Zwuh> I onlu hate yo bewcaud i myust
<Zwuh> Youe sezy basrtadr
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<Teammayhem> aww thank you zwuh
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<Teammayhem> i didn't even hear that from my ex
* Zwuh munnxches on tobnerone
* Sareya nudges teh Demon
<Lissa> zwuh? can you prove your a REAL lesbian?
<Demonocity> Hiya Sareya
<Zwuh> How di i do that?
<Lissa> answer some questions
* Zwuh pst on his smrt hat
<Sareya> this should be good
<Courtney> why ?
<Zwuh> Hit me babeh
<Lissa> 1 - if I'm the femme in the relationship..what does that make you?
<Vystrix_Nexoth> train A leaves Chicago going at 30 MPH...
* Mort-mystery sits on Demon's shoulders
<polerin> Lissa: confused!
<Zwuh> SEXY
<Teammayhem> i think he answered it correctly.
<Courtney> me too
<Lissa> heh...it's Butch...
<Lissa> but ok
<polerin> BAH
<Lissa> 2 - What is a Rainbow Triangle the symbol for?
<blackaby> Haha
* Demonocity feeds Mort chocolate donuts
<Courtney> LOL
<Zwuh> ecxitin pubiv hauir
<Vystrix_Nexoth> hehe
<Teammayhem> XD
<Sareya> hmm.
<Demonocity> horrible mispellings?
<Vystrix_Nexoth> gay leprechauns
<Zwuh> so mant iiiiis
<Courtney> xD That was funny
<polerin> Lissa: lets not get get into that whole butch/femme debate again
* Lissa kicks polerin
<Zwuh> ckich fight@
<Lissa> 3 - Are you a woman?
<Lissa> 4 - What does Womyn mean?
<Zwuh> Thatd ravcist!
<Derenge>
http://pointlesscomic.com/images/pre.jpg done
<Lissa> racist is color sweetheart...
<Zwuh> 4- a hobbyt wpman
<Teammayhem> XD
<Demonocity> 3 - yes. 4 - that some one's 'a' or 'e' key has ceased working and they are using creative typing...
<Vystrix_Nexoth> Derenge: much more atmospheric. plus it explains the clingy shirt.
<polerin> Demonocity: lol
<Sareya> he's drunk, Dems
<polerin> that reminds me of the Nothing nice to say
<Lissa> 5 - Would you rather listen to a) ani difranco b) blink 182 or c) Country music
<blackaby> Hey. Hey!
<Derenge> yeah, I kenw that people would comment on the shirt but I had a reason for it.
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<Derenge> his shirt is also clingy
<Zwuh> Yes.
<Teammayhem> RA!
<Sareya> man-cling isn't as fun though
<Vystrix_Nexoth> not very (or at least it's not that apparent)
<Teammayhem> we're having fun!
<Demonocity> I tought so... just didn't want to accuse him of being a drunkard
<Teammayhem> Andy is drunk!
<Vystrix_Nexoth> Sareya: well, not with the shirt anyway
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<Sareya> GROG
<Demonocity> 5 - d) motzart
<Lissa> 6 - What do you think of the Women's world cup?
<idleRA> 7) your momma
<Demonocity> (even though I can't spell his name >_> bah)
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<comicRA> close jess, mozart is right :>
<Lissa> 7 - When you see another girl's boobies, do you? a) look away quickly b) no big deal c) smile d) magine your lips puckering around the pale pink areole, feeling it stiffen beneath your tongue; a sweet sigh of pleasure slipping from her lips as you slide your hand down her body?
<Zwuh> Uf theyt can beet Italy then ysy!
<Teammayhem> XD
<comicRA> XD
<Sareya> ooh.
<comicRA> captain obvious lost his penis.
<Demonocity> 6) That would be a frickin huge bra to have a cup big enough to hold the world >_:>
<comicRA> and grew a vagina and massive tititties
<Lissa> haha
<blackaby> plz message me lissa 4 cyber kthx
<Derenge> dang, lissa is clearly an erotic fiction writer.
<Lissa> :)
<Zwuh> I wuols certainyl boobiwes
<comicRA> omg andy can't spell! <3
<Lissa> and i was told i wasn't creative enough
<Zwuh> bexaus i lpce thm
<Derenge> that sounded good to me.
<Zwuh> lov*
<blackaby> Girl, I need you on board to help me write erotica.
<comicRA> aww
<comicRA> andy
<blackaby> :D
<Zwuh> love*
<comicRA> i lpce YOU TOO
<comicRA> so rachel how much did he have to drink?
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<Zwuh> Yas!
* Zwuh smuitedos rA
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<blackaby> We aren't sure yet.
<comicRA> and andy it's like 9am your time.
<Rawrbin|ZZZ> G'NIGHTZ
<Vystrix_Nexoth> Demonocity: when you have to measure cup size in terms of degrees of latitude, it's too big, ya? ^^
* Rawrbin|ZZZ runs away
<Teammayhem> Zwuh, how sexy am i?
<comicRA> BAD CHILLIN
<Lissa> and zwuh - here's the last question...what's your favorite thing about a man? a) his cock b) his personality c) his fashion sense or D) his absence
<blackaby> e) his pudge <3
<Zwuh> I hat al men boo hiss
<comicRA> omg
<Demonocity> f) playing with his hair?
<comicRA> andy's a feminist in disguise, rachel
* Lissa giggles
<comicRA> :O
<Zwuh> TM is ad sexu as a sexy moknye
<blackaby> He'll get on well with my mother. She's a regular womyn.
<Lissa> zwuh is a lesbian...scary huh?
<blackaby> I've been saying that for ages.
<Vystrix_Nexoth> what's the plural of "womyn"?
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<Sareya> hehe
<Zwuh> womyses
<Teammayhem> thank you RA
<blackaby> Womyn.
<Lissa> wowynses
<comicRA> wmynginas, vys.
<Lissa> :)
<blackaby> lol
<Demonocity> Estrogen Mob?
<Zwuh> I amlsoe win!
<Lissa> kinda like the plural of penis is manginas
<comicRA> <o/
<Teammayhem> Lissa, give him another question!
<Zwuh> OMG yo saif penid
<Zwuh> !!!
<comicRA> penid.
<comicRA> PENID
<Vystrix_Nexoth> that question about the train leaving chicago at 30 MPH still stands
<blackaby> I know all the right answers to this quiz, too.
<Zwuh> You aer so out oifg they lebaisn clib
<ChaosBurnFlame> you don't want to be a member?
* Demonocity would like to take this opportunity to point out that she lives on the femenist floor of her dorm, all girls, all the time. Like the playboy channel, but no sex.
<ChaosBurnFlame> ehh
<Sareya> so it's just static?
<blackaby> I think question 1 of Are you a lesbian should be "Do you have fingernails".
<ChaosBurnFlame> are they just slight feminists?
<Teammayhem> Zwuh, who is in the lesbian club?
<ChaosBurnFlame> or "Death to men" feminists?
<Zwuh> I hace funfernails
<Sareya> oh, excuse me - poorly written static?
<Teammayhem> other than you?
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<Zwuh> polerun is, anf RA honorarily
<Demonocity> Haven't met all of them yet. Some of each.
<Lissa> Zwuh: would you wear a dress in public (not on halloween) for a long period of time?
* comicRA unfs
<Zwuh> biackaby gets in fo feer
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<Teammayhem> no wonder our relationship never worked out
<ChaosBurnFlame> What are the radical 'death to men' kind really like in person?
<blackaby> Makes you wonder about ours, too, eh.
<Zwuh> Ad long asu have boobs I stya
<Zwuh> <#
<Lissa> i wouldn't :/
<Sareya> XD
<Teammayhem> XD
<Demonocity> They wear jewelry made of the collected genitals of the men who dared to stand in their way to world domination.
<Teammayhem> notice how Lissa isn't in the club
<Demonocity> :)
<blackaby> My mother's a fairly radical feminist, in that she raised me without girl-toys (my brother has a fucking dolls house and dolls, me, no) and actually has a women's study degree which she returned to college to get.
<Lissa> which club is that?
<Zwuh> Shev goot votrd our
<Teammayhem> the lesbian club
<Zwuh> byu GOFD
<Teammayhem> XD
<Zwuh> GOD
<Lissa> heh...funny
<Zwuh> Aoso me.
<Lissa> i've never really belonged in a lesbian club
<blackaby> I used to go to all the lesbian clubs. Those were the good days.
<ChaosBurnFlame> Black, is she one of those ladies that blames all of the world's problems on men?
<blackaby> Yes.
<blackaby> But to be fair, they did fuck it up.
<Lissa> haha
<Zwuh> MEN I HATT MEN
<Demonocity> My roomie is a Political Science and Women Studies major. She's going into law and domestic violence prevention/protection
<Teammayhem> Zwuh, if you could marry blackaby anywhere in the world, where would it be?
<Zwuh> BOO HIISERTCERE
<Zwuh> In tre ocen
<Sareya> ?
<Lissa> Zwuh: how many boobs am i holding up?
<ChaosBurnFlame> one of my old friends in highschool got married in a baseball stadium
<Zwuh> Noy enough
<Teammayhem> XD
<blackaby> ROFLMAO
<Lissa> heh
<comicRA> (translation: in an octopus garden under the sea)
<Lissa> k..i'm gonna go get dressed
<Teammayhem> blackaby, you're having a ocean wedding.
<Sareya> :-(
<blackaby> Catch you Lissa
<blackaby> :D
<Sareya> :P
<Lissa> :)
<ChaosBurnFlame> Ocean Madness
<Teammayhem> who will be the ringbearer, Zwuh?
<Zwuh> Nalkde womyn whee
<ChaosBurnFlame> hmm, Precious?
<Lissa> heh
<blackaby> Actually I'm totally up for that.
<Zwuh> I thkni
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<blackaby> HEART
<Heart> hello
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<blackaby> OMG HEART HEART HEART
<Courtney> hi heart
<Zwuh> Greifg
* Vorticus gives Heart a back rub
<blackaby> HEART
<Zwuh> HREAT
<Zwuh> Oh poo
<blackaby> HERAT
<blackaby> Oh double poo
<Zwuh> :(
<blackaby> :(
<Zwuh> I messd it
<blackaby> Me too
<Zwuh> Im sorrt
<Teammayhem> Zwuh, assume the position blackaby likes!
<blackaby> I'm sorry
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* Zwuh ets a muffn
<blackaby> lolololol
<blackaby> So true.
<polerin> grrrrrr
<Zwuh> grereerrr
<polerin> stupid router
<Zwuh> Mt lesbina freind@
<Teammayhem> climb mount lesbian!
* Zwuh gugs polren
<Zwuh> GUGUS WTG
<Zwuh> WTF*
<polerin> lol
<comicRA> hahaha
<polerin> Lag affects typing in almost the same way drinking does
<comicRA> dA has an anthro genre now
<comicRA> XD
<comicRA> omg lolcakes.
<Zwuh> I as mnoy lagg
<Zwuh> You fac IS LAH!
<Zwuh> LAG&
<Zwuh> Gr
