Fap Crusade for Ghastly!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:14 pm

I know prayer doesn't work simple because the Universe is just an empty ball of wiggling chaos.

But as the bard said: there are more things on heaven and earth…

I know human mind, powered by emotions, can influence the outside world. Its magic and a powerful kind of magic. Nothing generates more energy in the human brain than an orgasm. Many religions use the Tantric power of orgasm to achieve results.

We should do a masturbation marathon to generate positive energy and direct it toward Ghaslty's prompt recovery.

It's not that hard. Maybe just once a day (I'm sure most people here masturbate several times a day anyway) Instead of wasting that energy for nothing, lets give it a direction and a purpose. The important thing is to concentrate and visualize your climax materializing as good vibrations directed to Ghastly's well being. Use whatever imagery you are familiar with. A bright light, a golden aura, Carebear's heart beams… Anything!

You may think this is a silly joke, but I’m serious. Many minds directed toward an objective can move mountains. It will work (and even if it doesn't, it will do no harm)

I'm not saying this just because Ghastly is the author of a webcomic we all love, but because he is a great human being.

Let's put our hands to work!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:35 pm

Sounds like a great idea!

If all else fails, at the very least it will bring Ghastly one hell of a sexual experience.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:08 pm

Tha_Pig wrote:It's not that hard.

It should be, if you plan to masturbate it.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:43 pm

Damn, and I just finished before I read this thread.

Oh well, gimmie a half hour, I'll try again...

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:32 pm

Heehee. My boy recently bought me a new vibrator. Ghastly gets *lots* of good energy.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:40 pm

Tha_Pig wrote:I know prayer doesn't work simple because the Universe is just an empty ball of wiggling chaos.

But as the bard said: there are more things on heaven and earth…

If Sex Magick is the vehicle that works for you, then Tantricize to your heart's delight and five miles past. If it's prayer that aligns you with the deep structures of reality, then start spinning the prayer wheels or saying the rosary.

Whatever your magic or spirituality there isn't a better cause to direct it towards than the health and well being of our very own Unka G.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:30 pm

Hmm ... my religion, Discordianism, discourages prayer, though. I will have to consult my pineal gland.

.....

It seems Eris says "Just do whatever," so I guess masturbating works.

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:37 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:Hmm ... my religion, Discordianism, discourages prayer, though. I will have to consult my pineal gland.

.....

It seems Eris says "Just do whatever," so I guess masturbating works.

Yes, I think the last thing we want is to focus Eris's attention on Ghastly.

(Where the hell did I put my copy of the Principia?)

::goes back to cataloging the Deep Structures of the Universe::

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:41 pm

No, it discourages prayer in general. Y'know, how it says on page 00012 that there's "factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood." Anyway, she's not THAT bad once you get to know her.

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:42 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:No, it discourages prayer in general. Y'know, how it says on page 00012 that there's "factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood." Anyway, she's not THAT bad once you get to know her.

For the express reason that doing so tends to get Eris's attention. Or was that covered in Illuminatus!? Like I said, I misplaced my copy of the Principia.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:47 pm

Well, I personally prefer to take the blue pill and thus believe whatever I want to believe. And on the next page it says "IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS", so yay! *nakiedance*

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:59 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:Well, I personally prefer to take the blue pill and thus believe whatever I want to believe. And on the next page it says "IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS", so yay! *nakiedance*

You are taking my seriousness too seriously.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:10 pm

No, YOU'RE taking MY seriousness too seriously!

I'm telling! WAAAA! *runs away*

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:46 pm

there sure are a lot worse things i could be doing with my time.

i'll get on it right away.

-halo

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:52 pm

Well, I don't believe in any form of power-through-wishful thinking, but I am wishing Ghastly the best anyway, and I'll be waxing my carrot as much as ever, so in a way I'm doing as suggested, just not all at once.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:11 am

This ones for you Ghastly

*masturbates*

Orwell · Post by **Orwell** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:01 am

Halo299 wrote:i'll get on it right away.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:06 am

orwell wrote:
Halo299 wrote:i'll get it on right away.

There, fixed it

Mangaddict · Post by **Mangaddict** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:10 am

No offense but thinking of Unka G right when I'm about to cum is disturbing to say the least. Especially since I've only seen that picture where he looks like Smoky. I can just see him looking in and saying something witty and funny but which would nevertheless kill the mood faster than you can say oranges. :sudden mental picture of using Unka Ghastly blow up doll: Ahhhhhh.... :bangs head against wall: Out! Out! Ooouuuuutttt!

Ok. Now for the tentacle porn and Tony. (Tony is my battery powered toy) This one's for Unka G... :twitch: I just said it was disturbing not that I wouldn't do it.

Serpentrose · Post by **Serpentrose** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:53 am

Tha_Pig wrote:Carebear's heart beams…

The image I got from this one is just... wrong. Sometimes my image ination frightens me!

That said, I think this is a good idea.

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