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Ahridako wrote:I like this thread. :D are semi naughty pictures of us supposta go here too? This is an avatar made for me when i used to play LOTGD, a knock off of the old BBS game LORDs. How on earth i got that name, goodness only knows. ;)
Ah, it looks like one of those PinupToons.

That guy does some good, good work.

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Pinup toons. Mmm, yummeh.

Of course, to remain in Prime character, this is the ultimate hawtness:

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Mmm. Arcee.

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Robot porn is the best kind there is, prime.

DO THE ROBOT

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Like this?
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You just know that someone's gonna invent a sex robot eventually. XD
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aeridus wrote:You just know that someone's gonna invent a sex robot eventually. XD
Eventually? Isn't there a Japanese company that has a sex doll/blowup doll with motorized parts?

There are already mechanized vibrator/dildo assemblies for women.

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*Note: This one's a photoshop, but they exist. I just didn't have time to look for them.
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Nah, we need a sex doll that's fully motorized and has some AI built into it. ;)
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aeridus wrote:Nah, we need a sex doll that's fully motorized and has some AI built into it. ;)
You can get those now, they are called girlfriends.
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I seem to recall RealDoll had an expiremental motorized model, but I don't see it on their site anymore.

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or just do a google search for "fucking machines"
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squidflakes wrote:
aeridus wrote:Nah, we need a sex doll that's fully motorized and has some AI built into it. ;)
You can get those now, they are called girlfriends.
Too costy.

You know, upkeep, maintenance, etc.
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This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
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woah! look at those exhaust vents!
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RavenxDrake wrote:First, Rider, cause god I want to.

(Sorry, Character's name is Rider, and she's from Fate Stay/Night, and damn I don't know what it is but her character design pushes every one of my buttons the right way...)
You know, I used to have purple hair, and I wear glasses a lot like that... :wink: :D
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I decided to download Fate/Stay Night just because of the pictures... too bad it's not fan-translated yet.... XD

At least part will be translated by the end of the month.
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I've been watching the Series (you can find torrents for eps at fatestaynight.org/fsn-sanctuary-bittorentepisode.html). It's pretty good, and I honestly don't care about being spoiled for a game that hasn't been translated yet.
Indigo Violent wrote: You know, I used to have purple hair, and I wear glasses a lot like that...
Pictures and are you seeing anyone? :D Kidding, I seem to remember you're married(I think... engaged? something).
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RavenxDrake wrote:
Indigo Violent wrote: You know, I used to have purple hair, and I wear glasses a lot like that...
Pictures and are you seeing anyone? :D Kidding, I seem to remember you're married(I think... engaged? something).
From the era of purpleness, a couple years ago. It's kinda hard to make out in this one, but you can see it in the highlights near my part.
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Indigo Violent wrote:
RavenxDrake wrote:
Indigo Violent wrote: You know, I used to have purple hair, and I wear glasses a lot like that...
Pictures and are you seeing anyone? :D Kidding, I seem to remember you're married(I think... engaged? something).
From the era of purpleness, a couple years ago. It's kinda hard to make out in this one, but you can see it in the highlights near my part.
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(Not married or engaged, but do have a long-term pet boy. :D)
Is there some kind of law against having two pets? :shifty:

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swordsman3003 wrote:Is there some kind of law against having two pets? :shifty:
Well, I've only got the one leash, you see.
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oh you can get the lead spliter
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Indigo Violent wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:Is there some kind of law against having two pets? :shifty:
Well, I've only got the one leash, you see.
Truely, I'm not much of Pet Material anymore anyway.

But do you need a Towelboy. :D
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RavenxDrake wrote: Image

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indeed much with the bunkness on the rubbery Domme...

and the lightsaber is just too funny, i can only imagine a companion picture with a vibroblade to finish showing why none of Jabba's assorted entertainment contains sword-swallowers.
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