Herein post your kind or prophetic quotes.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:37 pm

"Comedy is tragedy plus time".

~Wasn't that Woody Allen?

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:58 pm

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams

Inanimate objects can be classified into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -Russell Baker

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:42 pm

"Just do you best and let the rest take care of itself." -Just Ueki Tylor

"No one ever listens to me. I may as well be a Leonard Coehn album." -Niel the Hippy

"I'm tired of being blaed for this hideous modern music. I'm sick of Marilyn Manson trading on my good name. I mean I'm Gershwin guy." -the Devil

"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful." -Kurt Vonnegut

Unclemilo · Post by **Unclemilo** » Thu May 04, 2006 12:56 am

"The food here is terrible... and in such small portions." -Woody Allen

"Information is not Knowledge
Knowledge is not Wisdom
Wisdom is not Truth
Truth is not Beauty
Beauty is not Love
Love is not Music
Music is the Best..." -Frank Zappa

"If God had meant us to walk, he would have given us sneakers." - The Wise Old Bird.

"His jeremiad... his thrinity... call it what you will...
can only be accepted for what it is...

An attribillious amphagory." - David Chetley

"Rice is a cool food. It's great for when you're hungry and you feel like eating a hundred of something." - Mitch Hedberg.

"I'm a dishwasher.
I am a dishwasher! My hands is permanently puckered!" -Tony

"You frighten me terribly... and if you'd let me go, I'd like to leave now."
-Arthur

Unclemilo · Post by **Unclemilo** » Thu May 04, 2006 12:57 am

M2 wrote:
:glomps you so hard your head spins:
ROCK N RUUUUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!

Wow... my head does seem to indeed be spinning...

Game Misconduct · Post by **Game Misconduct** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:24 am

You know the best things in life aren't for me. You know the best thing in life aren't for free. - Filter

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:32 am

Not sure if I've got this right, but there are a few mottos I live by -

Number 1 is a Vonnegut... Alice Vonnegut?

"Just because you're talented doesn't mean you have to do anything with it."

And number 2 is, heh, Anton LaVey

"Do unto others as they do unto you."

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:50 am

unclemilo wrote: Wow... my head does seem to indeed be spinning...

SOrry just a tad excited, I dont know many people who know the movie and it's my most favorite movie of all time

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:53 am

"Absence is to love as wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small and kindles the great." -Roger de Bussy-Rabutin

"Why do people value gemstones for their unique facets and interesting flaws, but fear unique facets and interesting flaws in people?" - Me

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:03 am

"It's a tie; you both lose." Geoffery from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:26 am

"Next time you challange someone to a battle of wits, have the sense enough to come armed." - I don't remember.

"There are no stupid questions. Just a lot of inquisitive idiots." - dispair.com

"It scares me that there are people out there who are emo about not being emo enough to be emo." - Me.

"They're always saying,
You'll never change things.
And no matter what you do,
It's still the same thing.
But it's not the world that I am changing.
I do this so, this world will know, that it will not change me." - Garth Brooks.

Doll · Post by **Doll** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:34 am

Quotes from Oscar Wilde:

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

"Genius is born--not paid."

"Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:40 am

Doll wrote:Quotes from Oscar Wilde:
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

I use this. Whenever someone gets mad at me I give them a hug. Drives them nuts.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:18 am

"Fear profits man nothing." ---movie, The 13th Warrior

"Those how-to books are all religiously discriminatory. They're all like the 'knitting bible' and 'photoshop bible.'"
"Yeah, they should make a Koran! About Christianity! 'The Christian Koran.'"
"Now there's a whole new level of blasphemy..."
---me and my roommate, discussing books in Barnes & Noble

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:33 am

As it once said in my signiture

"Never play an ace if a two will do." --the Great Red Dragon from Jeff Smith's "Bone"

and as it says now.
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care." --Angel and Marcus from the very last episode of Joss Whedon's "Angel"

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:37 am

"In history as in human life, regret does not bring back a lost moment, and a thousand years will not recover something lost in a single hour." -Stefan Zweig

"When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone." -Tennessee Williams

"They never fail who die in a great cause." -Lord Byron

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:13 am

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." - Albert Einstein

"If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." - Albert Einstein

"I wish I had been a movie comedian or something of the sort and had never heard of physics." - Wolfgang Pauli

"Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory cannot possibly have understood it." - Niels Bohr

"The scientist does not study nature because it is useful, he studies it because he delights in it, and he delights in it because it is beautiful." - Henri Jules Poincare

"Nothing is too wonderful to be true if it be consistent with the laws of nature." - Michael Faraday

"Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science." - Hubble

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Thu May 04, 2006 11:25 am

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. —Will Rogers

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:10 pm

"Who ordered that?!" -I.I. Rabi, physicist, upon hearing about the discovery of the muon.

Unclemilo · Post by **Unclemilo** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:01 pm

M2 wrote:Sorry just a tad excited, I dont know many people who know the movie and it's my most favorite movie of all time

I know it well. Have an old VHS copy of it (that was once worth $80 on EBAY) and now I have the special edition DVD. Also put together my own version of the Soundtrack.

Big fan of the movie since it came out in theatres!

(Because I'm old)