Wisconsin to McDuffies "We're watching you!"

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:27 am

Heard about this news story on my way to work this morning...

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:30 am

Why would anyone want used panties?

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:32 am

A year?

*plans excursion to return stolen panties before they're missed*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:33 am

You can do a number of things with used panties.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:34 am

mcDuffies wrote:You can do a number of things with used panties.

I'd start a list, but some might find that tasteless...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:42 am

mcDuffies wrote:You can do a number of things with used panties.

Wash them, for example.

Mon Ami · Post by **Mon Ami** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:20 am

-Pokes a pair of panties.-

I do not get the facsination ^^:

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:22 am

It's a guy thing. Usually a pervert thing, too.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:24 am

*steals used jock-straps*

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:31 am

I take it your sense of smell is non-functional, PAL?

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:32 am

Yeah, because used panties don't smell. Nope. Not at all. Women smell of nothing but flowers and strawberries and a fresh spring brook.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:34 am

Noise Monkey wrote:I take it your sense of smell is non-functional, PAL?

Yes. That's why I quit my job as a drug-sniffing dog.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:34 am

Black Sparrow wrote:Yeah, because used panties don't smell. Nope. Not at all. Women smell of nothing but flowers and strawberries and a fresh spring brook.

Yup, and they don't fart. Never, ever, ever!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:36 am

It's a vicious circle.

If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:03 am

rkolter wrote:It's a vicious circle.

If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.

and usually those people probably shouldn't breed anyway.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:08 am

mcDuffies wrote:You can do a number of things with used panties.

They make smashing hats, for one.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:12 am

legostargalactica wrote:
rkolter wrote:It's a vicious circle.

If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.
and usually those people probably shouldn't breed anyway.

That would be best for the gene pool, yeah.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:23 am

Frankly this whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:32 am

This is crazy, though it makes me sad that he'll probably never get any help with his problem.

Doll · Post by **Doll** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:52 am

panty news story wrote:'very distinctive-looking underwear'

I'm intrigued...

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Wisconsin to McDuffies "We're watching you!"

Wisconsin to McDuffies "We're watching you!"

...er, a friend of a friend of mine told me.