Worse video than beheading (for Honor, at least)

Frombork! · Post by **Frombork!** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:46 am

Indigo Violent wrote:
Frombork! wrote:You know what I haven't had in a long time? Yogurt.
You sir are one sick fuck, and for that I salute you.

What can I say, I learned from the best.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:42 pm

Honor wrote:if it came out of him at all, at least 65% of that discharge was urine.

*flashbacks from fifth grade sex ed*

I'm pretty sure it's not possible for a man to urinate while ejaculating, something to do with the vas deferens and the urethra...

Oh and also, ewies! I literally almost vomitted, and I'm a big fan of semen... it just kept going and going... kinda like the energizer bunny...

Sweet or Sour · Post by **Sweet or Sour** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:49 pm

Its entirely possible to urinate while ejaculating if effort is made[and likely a bit painful], but its rather doubtful that, if it was partially urine, that he could have manually maintained a proper mixture to maintain consistency. Far more likely that it is either 100% fake, or we're witnessing something that is the product of either highly coincidental injury or genetic anomaly. Probably fake.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:36 pm

You know.... I kind of wish I had that much... *shrug* I like fuilds

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:49 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:*flashbacks from fifth grade sex ed*

I'm pretty sure it's not possible for a man to urinate while ejaculating, something to do with the vas deferens and the urethra...

gah... the joys of living in a civilized country, I guess. When I was in fifth grade, it would have been difficult to find a teacher in the building to admit that sex existed... let alone have there be any such thing as "sex education".

And while I'd rather shove a flaming hedgehog up my ass than think one more moment about semen or male ejaculate today, I'm pretty damned sure men can pee while they shoot... Perhaps not at the same micro-second, but certainly in rapid enough succession to cause a disgusting display like the one the clip subjects us to.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:02 pm

We can, but we're designed not to, as things start getting in the wrong places, like semen in the bladder, or worse, urine in the... err... forget what those tubes are called, but it's bad.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:22 pm

Nithos wrote:We can, but we're designed not to, as things start getting in the wrong places, like semen in the bladder, or worse, urine in the... err... forget what those tubes are called, but it's bad.

Vas deferens. They're what gets snipped in a vasectomy, hence the term.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:25 pm

Men aren't able to pee while sexually aroused, at least not without great effort. Yurin kills sperm, or something.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:27 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Men aren't able to pee while sexually aroused, at least not without great effort. Yurin kills sperm, or something.

Boy, did someone lie to you.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:29 pm

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/3127.html

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:31 pm

again... maybe not at the same exact moment in time... But I've seen it (men pissing out of woodies) way too many times to pretend that it "can't happen."

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:42 pm

While hard and while ejaculating are two different things, though. Besides, while that may have been faked, it wasn't urine. Pee does not, in any way, shape, or form, look anything like cum, and that did.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:51 pm

Because of the way my penis bends when it's hard, it's hard for me to urinate. Really difficult.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:22 pm

queenhank wrote:While hard and while ejaculating are two different things, though.

Hence my earlier comment on the subject, about rapid succession.

queenhank wrote:Pee does not, in any way, shape, or form, look anything like cum, and that did.

I'll cry for days if I'm the resident expert... But I have seen male jizz up close and personal at least five dozen times, and none of it looked the least bit like that.

My sample comes from a fairly small number of men, at least when compared to my "sample" of women... Perhaps they were -all- abnormal. But in my experience, semen is much more viscous. More egg drop, less broth.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:26 pm

I've had semen like that before, so.. yes, its possible.

Never in that quantity, but definately in that quality.

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:41 pm

It really depends on semen/sperm ratio, for how white it is.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:08 am

queenhank wrote:It really depends on semen/sperm ratio, for how white it is.

negative. My semen/sperm ratio is now 1:0, and there has been no change in the range of color quality, density, smell, taste, ect, of my cum. I had a vasectomy a little over a year ago, and one of the big things they try to reassure you about is that your ejaculate will not change. Sperm cells constitute a very very very low percentage of ejaculate in mammals.

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:49 am

True. But then, what makes it white?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:38 am

The secretions of the seminal vesticles and the prostate are what tend to give semen its color. Its not always white either.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:58 am

I've produced stuff that was closer to yellow, though the only times that's happened is when I haven't ejaculated for a while.