So Then I Wonder, "How Can I Introduce Myself?"

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:51 pm

It all starts when I get this brilliant idea- more of a dream, really- to one day create a webcomic. I'm all like "HECK Y3S, (0/\/\1X |2 T3H l337!!1!one!". But I ask myself: how do I go about creating one and hosting it online? Well, Keenspace, of course! Except it's not CALLED Keenspace anymore, it's called Comic Genesis, and I still don't why so don't ask me. Whatever. ANYWAY. While I'm reading through how to submit a comic, I start thinking "Hm, I better wait until I have plenty of time on my hands if I want to go through with this." Thus, I decide to submit a form for an actual website during the summer, when I have nothing better to do than sit at the computer all day anyway.

But I still want to be a part of the webcomic COMMUNITY, you know? That's when I sign up on the forums. Yay. So then I wonder, "How can I introduce myself to all these mighty cool people?" In confusion, I trudge over to the "General Discussion" forum and look at the rules. It doesn't say you CAN'T post an intro thread... Finally, I arrive at the decision to post an thead to introduce myself and wait for the responses. If I get flammed, I will curse myself for being a n00b. If I recieve cookies, I will perform an Irish jig.

So which is it? Flames? Or cookies? Or flaming cookies?

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:54 pm

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Actually, a lot from column A. Get in the box!

And.. welcome aboard

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:04 pm

Dance for respect you say? SO BE IT!

*performs an Irish jig*

Truthfully, I just like jigs. It's a fun word to say. Jigs. Ha ha. Jigs jigs jigs jigs jigs.

Anyway, thank you avatar007 and OBS for welcoming me! Now if you'll excuse me... *gets in the box*

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:10 pm

yo

i have a banana

on top of my head

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:12 pm

New person!!! *Glomp*

As required, you must now read every comic on Comic Genesis!!!

That'll only take..

uh... 14 years, I think?

Anyway, welcome!!!

>Net, resident naga

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:12 pm

Wow, someone who didn't put up a fight while being Boxed. I approve.

*kicks the Box over a cliff*

Seriously, welcome. Stick around long enough, and you shall be absorbed into our culture.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:13 pm

Dude! Flaming cookies?!?! Now we're talking!

Let's have a freakin' BARBECUE! With COOKIES!

Wow, lil pyromania coming out there... welcome to the forums, I'm pretty new here too, but everyone's cool.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:14 pm

avatar007 wrote:Get in the box!

Now, now . . . we've got to do these things right . . .

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:22 pm

LibertyCabbage wrote:yo

i have a banana

on top of my head

ASTOUNDING. Has the NASA been informed yet? This is a massive advancement in science, and should be recognized!

But on to my current dilemas...

Read every comic on CG? How about only the good ones? That's about... 13 years and 11 months according to my calculations... crap.

But if I start now I can-*gets kicked off cliff* AAAAAAAaaaaaaa-*thump*........ I'm not dead, yet!

WE INTERRUPT THIS POST TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSERS!

Flame grilled cookies, now at Steakback Outhouse! Wait, sorry, I mean, Outback Steakhouse!

WE NOW RETURN TO OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!

AAH, scarier box! Where can I hide? I KNOW! In this box! *leaps into scarier box* Wait... CURSES!

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:38 pm

Regardless of wether or not you get in the box, you will find no cheese. Cause the government, in league with the freemasons, have stolen all the cheese. That is why There Is No Cheese.

Doukasou · Post by **Doukasou** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:41 pm

Jim North wrote:

question- where is this picture from?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:43 pm

Doukasou wrote:question- where is this picture from?

You don't know the glory and splendor of the Hellraiser movies?!

Well . . . the glory and splendor of the first few, anyway. It went downhill pretty damn fast after that.

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:46 pm

Jim North wrote:
Doukasou wrote:question- where is this picture from?
You don't know the glory and splendor of the Hellraiser movies?!

Well . . . the glory and splendor of the first few, anyway. It went downhill pretty damn fast after that.

Youngsters. Whole damn bunch of ya.

*hobbles off with his cane*

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:52 pm

[creaky old person voice]
Listen, you! I was old and creaky before you ever heard of canes that you could hobble with! Disrespectful, all of you! You should all be ashamed! Ashamed, I say! No respect, or gifts of porn from any of you!
[/creaky old person voice]

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:54 pm

Ho ho ho, what an amusing bunch of characters. I will indeed enjoy myself here.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:55 pm

You've lasted more posts than most of those who make "hi, I'm new" threads. Usually, we scare them off by now.

Either that, or bore them with all our in-jokes.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:57 pm

Beware the DOOMBEES!!!

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:00 pm

Jim North wrote:Beware the DOOMBEES!!!

Nonsense. I have thoroughly investigated the matter, and have found evidence showing that there are no doombees. They were merely a rumor started by congress to further thier attempts to take over CG so that they could turn it into a giant propaganda machine to support thier endeavors to control the global swiss cheese industry. It's all a hoax.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:02 pm

The Snoo wrote:
Jim North wrote:Beware the DOOMBEES!!!
Nonsense. I have thoroughly investigated the matter, and have found evidence showing that there are no doombees. They were merely a rumor started by congress to further thier attempts to take over CG so that they could turn it into a giant propaganda machine to support thier endeavors to control the global swiss cheese industry. It's all a hoax.

Okay, that's a good theory, but here's mine:

THE SNOO'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:03 pm

Nonsense. I can't be a witch. I'm a guy. I would be a warlock. You're so silly, sometimes.

*hands sparrow a mine from her garbage can*

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