Tides of Blood

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:10 pm

You won't regret it. Its like, the sex.

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:37 pm

When (that's right: when) you play, just make sure you don't end up on the wrong side of Kevin's Pirate.

You might want to play a little bit of campaign in ROC to get a basic hold of the controls before you go for Bnet.

Mulciber · Post by **Mulciber** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:10 pm

And when you first play TOB, do not, I repeat: do not, play against Kevin. He will rape you mercilessly while you run around trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:21 pm

I think thats the mauricio special. When kevin played TOB the first time nobody raped him senseless

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:27 pm

It's cuz I'm awesome.

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:05 am

CelestialImpact wrote:It's cuz I'm awesome.

best damn pirate ever.

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:22 pm

Kevin Tan's Tides of Blood Heroes Tiers

Tier 0 : Pirate
Tier 1 : Leto, Jimmy
Tier 1.5: Scion of the Storm, Scythian Maiden, Jean, Musashi, El Toro, Warden, Inquisitor, Shadow Hunter
Tier 2 : Malfurion, Warlock, Blood Mage, Battlerager, Disciple of the Moon
Tier 3 : Dark Ranger

Untested : Porphyria

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:16 pm

Hah, when Kevin says he sucks at Malf and DR he really means it.

But he didn't add the SH in there. He's good at SH, but he would take a killer hero over a support hero anyday. Kevin's awesome with laying out the mines. Ask Chris or Kevin for the replay where we came back after Jeremy left (which we normally do). You'll see Kevin make stone cold sex in a bottle.

Kevin sucks with Malf, but I think Mauricio's worse.

Jeremy is awesome in general but whenever he leaves its like the Alamo all over again. We start owning.

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:01 pm

Eternal Flames wrote:Jeremy is awesome in general but whenever he leaves its like the Alamo all over again. We start owning.

Yeah, really. It's fucking bizarre as hell, but you know, must be that negative energy aura

.

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:20 pm

So I played as the Warden today...fuck she's hard to play without any team support...

I go, Warp in, Blink to Malf, Shadow Strike, Activate Blade Barrier.

He goes, rejuv, run away, wait til Blade Barrier fades off, Entangle ;

Then the rest of his team goes, Wind, Purify, Crimson Wake, Phoenix Wake, Moove! while my team is killing the creeps.

-_-

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:28 pm

I used to be really good with the Warden, back when my computer didn't lag like hell and she had fan of knives. Havn't played with her since though.

Awesomeness + negative energy aura... lets experiment and see which is more effective, me playing or me leaving halfway through

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:27 pm

PWNED.

Just click on the link. It's fucking hilarious.

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:28 pm

wow dude, thats fucking sick

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:34 pm

Hah, Kevin gets as many kills with Jimmy as their entire team combined. SERVED

But lookie there, the Warlock=8 kills. w007, thats my first time playing warlock too!

Mauricio(Eboros) didn't get ownage kills because he got disconnected halfway. After he left, Kevin just used Scion to Cavea and eat them with Jim.

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:36 pm

This thread now has more posts in it than any other topic in the forum.

TOB 4 Lyf3!

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:29 pm

CelestialImpact wrote:This thread now has more posts in it than any other topic in the forum.

TOB 4 Lyf3!

Oh man... the firefly thread is tied! As awesome as Firefly is... TOB LETS ROCK!

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:43 pm

March 14th, Tuesday, 2006

I picked up my highest kill points today, 14 kills with Scion! I raped so many heroes with Tornado...muahha. Me and Jeremy, Dotm, were picking off our enemies left and right. We were owning until Brown, person who we pooled to, made all abomination towers in center. It was like: OMG, WTF R U D0ING!. We promptly lost after that.

Kevin got around 20 kills with the Pirate and the usual group was divided. It was Chris, Mauricio, noob, noob, noob, and noob against Me, Kevin, Jeremy, noob, noob, and UBER FRICKEN NOOB WHO MASSED ABOMS IN CENTER.

BTW: Tornado OWNS YOU: 14 kills fool!

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:57 pm

3/14/06

We all decided to join a random TOB game that cropped u, but the uber TOB Team got separated =(. Anyways, we played it out, and Jeremy and Brian were raping the first...20 minutes as Scion and Disciple. I was doing my thing with the Pirate, but our fucking Warlock asks to build towers, so I'm like, what the heck, he can't fuck up towering can he?

15 minutes later I look around the map and see 4 abomination towers on the upper keep in our main base.

Our team then proceeded to suck major wang as the Warlock blew my k-nuts, Jimmy couldn't figure out how to play the most badass fucking character in TOB, and Brian and Jeremy couldn't kill people past the first half hour of the game.

I did manage to kill Chris (Inquis!) with a crab trap, got 3 double kills and an awesome triple kill. We ended up losing as they towered with real towers in their expos, but I netted 26 kills with a pretty good performance with the Pirate.

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:07 pm

What? you lie!!. Sure we didn't kill anyone at the very end because Chris kept smiting and then using Purify, then Sashi just stuns us and Cow slows us and we're dead.

But, before the very very end I got about 5 Leto kills with the help of the Warden: Cavea, SS, CL, Tornado, SS, Cavea, CL = OWNED!!!

Also, at the very end, me and Jeremy couldn't kill anyone because Jeremy had to go eat dinner: GG Stun Squad. Warlock sucked period, and Jimmy didn't tech eat until lvl 18, Warden was good overall but lacked the uberness. I owned Maur a bunch of times with the help of my allies, Cavea, CL, CtM, JRH, Tornado, Cavea, CL, CtM= GG. Chris was a pain in the ass to kill though, all our spells didn't do jackshit to him and the only spell that really hurt him was Boat, but we can't spam that.

There was also the fact that they ALL got Frost Wyrm Shields.

CiaoBaby · Post by **CiaoBaby** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:10 pm

INQUISITOR is the shit!!!
Hardest fucking thing on earth to kill.

13 kills, omg i swear i had more hero kills than unit kills.

defintely found my allied hero. its sad that he's my tier 0 hero . . . so boring.

it helped that all of your heros were very much mana reliant.