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hey, so I don't have any ideas, and i suck at drawing but i wanna be a cool webcomic artist!1!!!!11!

i can't afford that bustaclown dude and i need a writer also anyway. I might be able to pay you some profits in Yugodollars.

oh yeah I also need a nerd who can make 1ee7 websites and some readers would rock too. :D
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I'd like to apply for the position of 'reader'. How much does that pay?
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sincerely wrote:I'd like to apply for the position of 'reader'. How much does that pay?
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So, let me see if I got this right. Becoming a successful and well-paid internet webcomic star can be done in three simple steps:

Step 1: Decide to become a webcartoonist.

Step 2: Magic spell of some kind. Or possibly hypnosis.

Step 3: Profit!

I'm in!
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Step two isn't vague enough. How do you expect to get anywhere in life, son?
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Sadly that more or lessly describes my input into my comic. With the last one we finished, Net came up with the idea, Viger drew it, and Cissy more or lessly wrote it.

But I made sure my name was on the front, boy howdy!
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Post by Killbert-Robby »

A writer AND an artist?

Basically, you want a full webcomic, but none of the work, and all of the credit?



Basically, you're the typical "Less than 10 post" member to this forum :lol:
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I'd like to apply for the position of "reader", but I need to be assured that there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence, a healthy dose of homoeroticism, and plenty of catgirls.
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Keffria wrote:I'd like to apply for the position of "reader", but I need to be assured that there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence, a healthy dose of homoeroticism, and plenty of catgirls.
And lasers. Will there be lasers?
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Post by BookOfEwan »

And flying monkeys! Everybody loves flying monkeys!
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Post by Killbert-Robby »

Screw the flying monkeys. You need to think more objectively. More...specific.


We want flying mandarins, spider monkeys, howler monkeys.


And rabid biting baboons (preferably flying too)




Quickly Ewan, to the drawing board!
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned ninjas yet. Ninja pirates. From space!
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Nah, I think a flying orangutan would be much more original.
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Cookie wrote:I can't believe nobody has mentioned ninjas yet. Ninja pirates. From space!
excuse me, you left out "robot"

Ninja Robot Pirates from space who love Pocky and write "Apologies to Fred gallagher" more often than they wash
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ryclaude wrote:
Cookie wrote:I can't believe nobody has mentioned ninjas yet. Ninja pirates. From space!
excuse me, you left out "robot"

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Flying Robot Ninja Pirate Monkeys?

Hmm...

Needs more zombie...
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In before the move to off topic. :D
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Post by BookOfEwan »

What about a flying monkey pirate robot that transforms into a zombie lizardman wizard/ninja with horns? What about them?!11!!!??!!1!!!??

Dammit, I have drawn a flying monkey in ages...


*goes off to draw*
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Re: Artist and writer wanted

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Taiwanimation wrote:hey, so I don't have any ideas, and i suck at drawing but i wanna be a cool webcomic artist!1!!!!11!

i can't afford that bustaclown dude and i need a writer also anyway. I might be able to pay you some profits in Yugodollars.

oh yeah I also need a nerd who can make 1ee7 websites and some readers would rock too. :D

Damnit sticks! - Why didn't i think about doing that before I made my comic! I could have saved LOOOAADSSS of timeses!!11.

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BookOfEwan wrote:What about a flying monkey pirate robot that transforms into a zombie lizardman wizard/ninja with horns? What about them?!11!!!??!!1!!!??
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