Well... most are, well you know... kind of hot in there own way...MaryxTyphus wrote:Most things I send you?HentaiCat wrote:The question for me is... what have I not fapped to...swordsman3003 wrote:Bondage faires, yum. I fapped to that.
Or have you.... Hmmm
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I used to masturbate to the pictures of Salesgirl Keri in MacWarehouse magazine.
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And I thought it was odd that if I sit through a movie more than two hours long I start sucking on my thumb. (Please don't ask me to explain it. I'm not even aware of it happening most of the time.)swordsman3003 wrote:Sometimes, I am not lying, I start masturbating to anything interesting that I start reading on the internet. It's very weird. It's like a reflex.
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Indigo Violent wrote:And I thought it was odd that if I sit through a movie more than two hours long I start sucking on my thumb. (Please don't ask me to explain it. I'm not even aware of it happening most of the time.)
If it's not too late to warn you, don't go see "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King". You'll have no thumb left!!!
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Yeah... Sometimes, I wonder where my hand is, and when I locate it, for no predictable reason, it's between my legs... You know... just idly rubbing the crease in my jeans, or slipping inside my boxers... 'Course, that one tends to have a different sort of surprise to it... I can absent-mindedly caress myself through my jeans for some time, but with boxers... well, once you get your fingertips wet, there's just no ignoring that.Everyone wrote:Sometimes I masturbate to...
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I'm also an 18 year old girl... lover of hentai and such... wheee!!!!
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I'd like to find my hands in honors pantd by surprise!!Honor wrote:Yeah... Sometimes, I wonder where my hand is, and when I locate it, for no predictable reason, it's between my legs... You know... just idly rubbing the crease in my jeans, or slipping inside my boxers... 'Course, that one tends to have a different sort of surprise to it... I can absent-mindedly caress myself through my jeans for some time, but with boxers... well, once you get your fingertips wet, there's just no ignoring that.Everyone wrote:Sometimes I masturbate to...
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
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Considering the situation and specifics... the surprise would be near total... and far, far nicer than when I surprise myself similarlyGoddessmisca wrote:I'd like to find my hands in honors pantd by surprise!!

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Too late. I watched it with friends - the extended version, no less. However, for the latter half of the movie we were all in a big pile, and I think my arms were underneath other people, so my thumb endures.SpasticSage wrote:If it's not too late to warn you, don't go see "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King". You'll have no thumb left!!!
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Welcome regardless from the resident long-haired tattoo'd freak.Gible wrote:umm yeah.. HiRather new here myself, but then you already knew that having lurked so long
Possibly should have introduced myself in a similar way but...nah
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Yeah... to be fair, if you like boys, we really do have an excellent selection... Both in terms of quality and variety.ce6 wrote:Welcome regardless from the resident long-haired tattoo'd freak.
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Whoa, so many nice people welcoming me!
Hello all, 'n thank you for being so friendly! ^^
And to add my two cents to the current convo: I sometimes find my hand between my legs in a nonsexual way at the oddest times :/ Mostly when I'm riding in the car, I'll sit with my right hand clenched between my thighs ^^;;;; I have no idea why >_>;;;
*cough* anyhoo, nice to meet all y'all and hope to speak with you all soon again ^^
(and I wouldn't say that I like boys *only*...seeing as my favorite hentai manga revolves around a female couple
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Hello all, 'n thank you for being so friendly! ^^
And to add my two cents to the current convo: I sometimes find my hand between my legs in a nonsexual way at the oddest times :/ Mostly when I'm riding in the car, I'll sit with my right hand clenched between my thighs ^^;;;; I have no idea why >_>;;;
*cough* anyhoo, nice to meet all y'all and hope to speak with you all soon again ^^
(and I wouldn't say that I like boys *only*...seeing as my favorite hentai manga revolves around a female couple

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Huh? I don't know I've always placed my hand between my leggs when sitting. Now that includes far before I knew what masterbation even was, and has nothing to do with it at all. In far lue of better responce I have to conseed that that is exactly where my left hand is right now, although it's not doing much as usual.
So just what is Gainax trying to say here?


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I know exactly why I do it... Warmth. The two femoral arteries run right by that spot, providing a source of warm blood, to warm my almost-always-cold hand. The armpits serve a similar function.
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