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From the limited sampling of furry drawings I've seen, if you follow even half those rules you'll drop dead from alcohol poisoning before getting to the third picture.

Then again, that might not be such a bad thing considering the alternative.

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Yay for intoximacated kitty! :D
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That cat-person kind of reminded me of someone...
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Apparently I'm supposed to drink bottles of alchohol all day long.

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Best part of that is the Sound Effects...

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Wow, three pages in to an issue of Genus, and I'm already loaded.
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Haha. I loved the narrator's "Oh no!" as was reading off the "drink another" rules. I wonder if the 20 pages or so worth of Star Trek Drinking Game are online somewhere...

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That was just funny to watch on it's own! :lol:

I think Bunny Boy yiffing a fieldmouse is worth about five drinks but I'm guessing here... either way I think I'm either to be sozzled or ill.
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Y'know... it just says "your favorite drink." Doesn't say it has to be alchoholic... that said, I don't have enough bottles of drink in my house to play, but...
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I would need about 34 cans of rootbeer.

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Gengar003 wrote:Y'know... it just says "your favorite drink." Doesn't say it has to be alchoholic...
I wonder how much black tea you'd have to drink before having a caffeine overdose, and whether or not honey is a mitigating factor.
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Honey just throws some yeast into the mix so the mixture can begin to ferment... If you play long enough without drinking it, you'll end up with an alchoholic beverage :o .
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Indigo Violent wrote:
Gengar003 wrote:Y'know... it just says "your favorite drink." Doesn't say it has to be alchoholic...
I wonder how much black tea you'd have to drink before having a caffeine overdose, and whether or not honey is a mitigating factor.
Black Tea didn't make the list, but 828.10 cups of Green Tea + Me = Death
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I think "brewed, imported" is their way of saying black tea.
And it would take 147.88 cups of it to kill me.
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About 3 years back, maybe 4, when the LD 50 info for caffiene was put on Fark, I spent a day figuring out how much Mt. Dew I would have to drink before I died. This web form is a HELL of a lot easier.

Ok...

Mt. Dew - 459.14 cans
Green Tea - 1683.50
Tea (brewed, imported) - 420.88
and finally, my poison of choice...
Jolt - 350.73
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This is funny.....



And for the record...

You could drink 178.26 bottles of Bawls before croaking

that stuff is awesome. Try making Bawls jello sometime, replace water with bawlz and get carbonated caffeinated Jello!

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It would take 163.00 cups of Brewed Imported Tea to put you down
I drink about 5 a day :o
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Mmm, yummy... tea is great.
and it's not like you're drinking yourself to death... 'cause the caffeine leaves your system... right?


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Moo Cow wrote:Mmm, yummy... tea is great.
and it's not like you're drinking yourself to death... 'cause the caffeine leaves your system... right?
The joys of diuretic stimulants...
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