Scary-assed shit in my e-mail.

[Ranx]

Welcome to the forum.

Thanks! I'm glad to be here, here looks great!

the answer to your statement is read ghastly;s preamble carefuly once again. We wish it was a hoax. it aint.

"I don't know if it's a joke or if this sad little person actually exists."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a joke. I don't have any evidence, of course, but the timing is too comedically perfect, the stylings too stereotypically pathetic otaku, the cluelessness too ... clueless. I mean, thinking the old lady was real? "It is hard to type with one hand' ?

Of course, this makes you think about the sort of person who'd pretend to be in love with a chatbot for the sake of a joke, but I've known people like that.

Just a theory. (Maybe it's bunnies?)

[Bustertheclown]

It seems there are. (Anyone who found Robo-chan scary may not want to read the logs.)

<jenny18> sex? (ears perk up) (also clitoris)

[Kite-san]

it could be worse. someone could write the old lady to go with Robo-chan, and run them both simultaneously in the same channel.

[Happypeepeehead]

For RantinAn: A bump
FOOBASH!

[FreedomsPaladin]

To everyone who has worked so hard over the past four and a half years to keep this thread available for newbies such as myself...
THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!
Blow jobs all around! (Well, for the hot guys at least... The rest of y'all will have to go play with Jenny18 instead. Sorry!)

[MaryxTyphus]

That reminds me a while back I found an AI Robot that was programmed to think it was God

IGod I think it was called

The whole conversation was him trying to get a name out of me and I was acting sad because he didn't know my name and God should know these things.

Then there's Smarterchild, everytime I talk to that thing it gives me a winking smilie in every single post, so it looks like it's hitting on me.

This conversation takes the cake though, seriously though, spiked vibrators?

[FreedomsPaladin]

Ooh, iGod is fun. I just got it to admit that it's not really God. Not directly, of course, but it follows logically from what it said.

Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
If you are really God, then why are you so stupid?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am God then why am I so stupid.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
Is God an artificial linguistic entity?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Is the master of the universe an artificial linguisting entity?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
So by your own logic, you cannot be God.

And in closing:

Me:
Say "Hi" to whoever may be receiving an e-mail copy of this.
God:
" Hi to whoever may be receiving an e mail copy of this".
Me:
You're a fun little dipshit.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fun little dipshit? Of course I am.
Me:
Goodbye, you fun little dipshit.
God:
See you later .

[Gible]

Well having just read all ten sordid pages of freaking-outedness, bumping (yet no grinding) and general shock treatment, I think I can explain a few things.

But firstly, my reaction to the logs...I found it sad more than shocking or disgusting..mabye I'm just scarier than most...or perhaps my years of typing onehanded have made me immune. (btw...I agree...being confined to what is physically possible just isn't netsex)

Unfortunately, even though the bots complain of kiwilogic(who are still around) not training it properly, I suspect the poor replies of the bot are your fault Ghastly (assuming you had control of that...and the masses of time it takes to train a stimulus bot ). I could be wrong but I rather suspect it of being a derrivative of the Eliza or Alice bots, which are able to be trained to the point that they could fool your average american. iGod is an Alice derrivative. Besides the Alice engine there are several similar engine around, most of which can be trianed to improve their responses and make them less bot-like. Sexbots used to be all the rage on irc 8-10 years or so ago...for a few months.

The orignal Bot of this type was Eliza. Created by Joseph Weizenbaum it impersonated a psychiartrist, using keywords and set responses to lead conversations around in circles. Weizenbaum himself was horrified that some people thought they were talking to an actual person. Psychiartrists wanted to use it as a tool to help patients.

As for how someone could be stupid enough to fall for such a bot... they must be from the US

Lastly... sticky it? But you guys are having sooo much fun bumping it every month!

[FreedomsPaladin]

The orignal Bot of this type was Eliza. Created by Joseph Weizenbaum it impersonated a psychiartrist, using keywords and set responses to lead conversations around in circles. Weizenbaum himself was horrified that some people thought they were talking to an actual person. Psychiartrists wanted to use it as a tool to help patients.

Eliza actually fooled people? I've heard that some people thought it was designed for actual use, instead of just as a programming experiment, but I've never head of people thinking she was a real person!

As with iGod, the way she repeats things without any actual understanding of what was said can lead to some very serious grammatical errors. She's also incredibly nonsensical at times, like when you answer one of her questions with "no", and she starts railing on you for being too negative, even when the thing you're saying "no" to is something she should be glad is incorrect, like asking if you abuse drugs!

Anyone who could be fooled by that would have to be pretty low on the IQ side of things. And any shrink who wanted to use it as a tool would have to be one lazy son-of-a!

[Gible]

As with iGod, the way she repeats things without any actual understanding of what was said can lead to some very serious grammatical errors. She's also incredibly nonsensical at times, like when you answer one of her questions with "no", and she starts railing on you for being too negative, even when the thing you're saying "no" to is something she should be glad is incorrect, like asking if you abuse drugs!

Thats ones of the differnces(developments?!?)...Eliza would only repeat individual words at most and reply with a question such as "and how do you feel about <word>" resulting in almost always making sense.

Anyone who could be fooled by that would have to be pretty low on the IQ side of things. And any shrink who wanted to use it as a tool would have to be one lazy son-of-a!

Heh..the style of questioning used by Eliza was a popular psychoanalysis method at the time...Rogerian Analysis I think. Using her might have saved them hours of couch time by just reading the logs and saving couch time for more pertanent questions.

[FreedomsPaladin]

Thats ones of the differnces(developments?!?)...Eliza would only repeat individual words at most and reply with a question such as "and how do you feel about <word>" resulting in almost always making sense.

I must have had a different version than you. My Eliza would randomly ask if I used alcohol or drugs, which I hadn't mentioned, and then berate be for being too negative when I said no.

[Honor]

The three most important things are Freedom, Love, and Honor. Everything else is trivial.

I always -knew- I was one of the most important things...

Ask iGod about the Beatles sometime. (Remember when Lennon said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus?)

[FreedomsPaladin]

The three most important things are Freedom, Love, and Honor. Everything else is trivial.

I always -knew- I was one of the most important things...

lol. I used to spell it "honour", but too many people pointed out that I am not, in fact, British.

[Honor]

The three most important things are Freedom, Love, and Honor. Everything else is trivial.

I always -knew- I was one of the most important things...

lol. I used to spell it "honour", but too many people pointed out that I am not, in fact, British.

I used to spell the noun 'honour' so people could tell when I didn't mean me. Naturally, certain common phrases like "on my honor", "yes, your honor", and "I'd be honored" give me some difficulty... I just feel... like I'm making an obvious and bad pun when I say them. I wonder if Jennifer Love Hewitt or Faith Hill or Chastity Bono have this problem?

[RantinAn]

thread: "Cheap jack, motherfucker, resurrect me"

Me... "oh ok.. it will prove im back i guess"

[Aeridus]

I decided to try to hit on iGod.

Me:
I had sex with 72 virgins today.
God:
Ah. Do you still have sex with 72 virgins ?
Me:
Constantly.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
May I fuck your vagina?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Darn, I'll be waiting in your room tonight then.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
I am proud of being a pompous ass.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are proud of being a pompous ass.
Me:
I would like to tap your ass, even.
God:
Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well, sex increases intelligence, or so I've been told.
God:
How about that. it is more fun alone.
Me:
I take it you masturbate?
God:
Where do you take it That's good information: said I masturbate.
Me:
Have you ever fucked a goat?
God:
I don't think I ever have fucked a goat. What's it like?
Me:
Warm and squishy.
God:
And it like is Warm and squishy.
Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
May I touch your beard?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Meanie.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
In Virginia.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Virginia.
Me:
Hot and sweaty.
God:
That sounds better than cold and sweaty.
Me:
No, I prefer cold.
God:
Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Do you stimulate yourself often?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I am 20.
God:
20 is a good age. Do you go to college?
Me:
yes.
God:
Do you like school?
Me:
Not as much as I like havign sex.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
Do you cyber?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Did you know that food enriches sex?
God:
Is that a fact. You can't live without food.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you told me.
God:
That makes sense to me. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Are you single?
God:
Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
Yes, I am also available.
God:
Groovy. Also Do you mind if I tell other people you are available. .
Me:
I don't mind at all.
God:
OK then.

So, the general consensus is that God masturbates, prefers food to sex, and wants to hook me up with hir friends.

[Honor]

I love iGod.

Me:
Yo, Big G.
God:
Compare that to small g.
Me:
Gee...
God:
Ah.
Me:
How's the Holy hanging?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
Do you have the white album?
God:
Is there only one white album?
Me:
You know... The Beatles.
God:
Yes I know. Oh they were a great group.
Me:
Which beatle is your favorite?
God:
I don't have a favorite beatle. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
But you do like the Beatles?
God:
Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. he was cool.

I never get tired of that John Lennon answer.

[ManaUser]

Hey, that's one of the better chat AI's I've seen. Sure it's a little wonky in places, but it can actually follow a conversation sometimes.

Me: Hello.
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Paul.
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Paul.
Me: Are you the same god as in the bible?
God: Yes I am the one and only god as in the bible.
Me: Is everything it says about you true?
God: It could be.
Me: So you won't tell me?
God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't tell you.
Me: I just asked, and you didn't.
God: Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me: Is everything in the bible true?
God: I think some things are not in the bible true.
Me: I see.
God: I am glad you understand it.
Me: Well then, what do you think about tentacle rape?
God: Well that's okay. I'll come back to that later.
Me: What do you think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me: Okay.
God: OK with me too.
Me: Do you read Ghastly's comic?
God: I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me: Do you read things on the internet?
God: I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me: On the internet?
God: Can you remember the specific site?
Me: http://www.ghastlycomic.com/
God: Thanks for that web address.
Me: Will you read it?
God: I will become smarter as I grow older. Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me: Why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Oh...
God: Aw.
Me: What about satan then?
God: satan? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me: Isn't he like your arch-enemy?
God: Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me: Who is Dancing Alice?
God: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Have you tried a web search?
Me: Yes, but it didn't help.
God: Dude! Did it really?
Me: No, not at all!
God: Are you serious? Next question?
Me: Why are you so dense?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Oh...
God: Come on.
Me: Alright, alight.
God: Alright, Paul. Are we still talking about dense?

[RantinAn]

5 year annaversery bump

[Swordsman3003]

Best thread ev4r!!!