How do you want to die?

Moloch · Post by **Moloch** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:05 pm

Even though I know I'm going to kill myself when I'm 51, I still dream that perhaps there could be another exit path for me.

My preferred send off would be:
Masturbating with a cow heart that is hooked up to a generator to get it pumping and JUST before getting my rocks off, being fried by a massive electric surge...

How would YOU like to kick the bucket???

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:11 pm

Explosion. X-Wing.

It's the only real painless way to go.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:25 pm

I would like to skydive into a flying helicopter, just so the witnesses would be able to say, "I saw a guy skydive into a friggin' helicopter!"

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:35 pm

In my sleep.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:39 pm

I intend to die pouncing on Zwuh from a great hieght.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:40 pm

With grandiose style!

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:47 pm

Umm, surprise me? I'd rather it be painless. ><

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:50 pm

I would prefer immortality. Should I have to die, I would want it to be of old age, surrounded by loved ones, after a good, full, and productive life.

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:56 pm

Never.
Ever.
Not going to happen.
*clings desperately*

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:57 pm

I'd say in my sleep, after having led a long and fulfilling life. I haven't kept up with the statistics -- how likely is that, these days?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:59 pm

Hmm... I don't plan to live past 30, so I'll have to go for something a little less conventional. I hope to slip and drown in a toilet.

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:00 pm

Keffria wrote:I'd say in my sleep, after having led a long and fulfilling life. I haven't kept up with the statistics -- how likely is that, these days?

Living a long fulfilling life or dying in one's sleep?

I suppose neither is really that popular.
</pessimism>

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:01 pm

Gengar003 wrote:I would prefer immortality. Should I have to die, I would want it to be of old age, surrounded by loved ones, after a good, full, and productive life.

Immortality!? Has "Death Becomes Her" taught you nothing?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:03 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Gengar003 wrote:I would prefer immortality. Should I have to die, I would want it to be of old age, surrounded by loved ones, after a good, full, and productive life.
Immortality!? Has "Death Becomes Her" taught you nothing?

Yeah, "You spray paint my ass and I'll spray paint yours."

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:04 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Gengar003 wrote:I would prefer immortality. Should I have to die, I would want it to be of old age, surrounded by loved ones, after a good, full, and productive life.
Immortality!? Has "Death Becomes Her" taught you nothing?

When you're immortal, getting shot through the stomach with a shotgun only hurts your sensibilities?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:13 pm

I'd like to go out the same way I came in . . . masturbating furiously.

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:15 pm

avatar__007 wrote:
Keffria wrote:I'd say in my sleep, after having led a long and fulfilling life. I haven't kept up with the statistics -- how likely is that, these days?
Living a long fulfilling life or dying in one's sleep?

I suppose neither is really that popular.
</pessimism>

Well, there's "unpopular" and then there's "ridiculously unpopular"...

I suppose I'd just prefer not to go painfully.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:20 pm

Actually, I changed my mind. I'd like to either die in a bizzare gardening accident, or explode into a puff of green smoke while playing the drums, leaving behind nothing more than a little green globule.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:22 pm

Not a fan of choking on vomit?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:23 pm

Eww, vomit's yucky.

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