The thread of Funny

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:56 pm

We could always use a bit more laughter. So here's a thread to post funny things whether they be a joke, a quote, a picture, a link to a video, or even a whole website in its entirety. Anything!

I've always enjoyed watching the Headlines section of the Tonight Show, so I'll post one of them:

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:08 pm

Oh, there used to be a TV show over here where they did something like that.
They called it quickies.
One the my favorites was:
"He, 37, looks for a woman - am widowed for the third time. Hobbies: going on mushroom forays, cooking"

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:14 pm

some of the things that I find to be funny are rather surreal and random, and tend to make most "normal" people go "wtf?", but...

here are a few things that I find to be funny.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcDa0Kp2K8

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=39xNlnmNLf4

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UNK2L8-V5dQ

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:37 pm

Yeah, move you feet is a great song!

The second one isn't surreal or random, though.
It's still funny.
I think it's originally a joke by The Three Stooges.

Yeah, the third one is absolutely surreal and randon.
It's cool nontheless.

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:05 am

hee hee!

I'm not done either.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7LG2Xy2AE

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tkqpHnxTI

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA

and I haven't even gotten to the YouTube Poop stuff yet! lol

Jonmisc · Post by **Jonmisc** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:52 pm

Ruby Falls · Post by **Ruby Falls** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:52 am

I have the huge three-volume set of Calvin and Hobbes. I just read that comic!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:50 am

I has more funny YouTube videos!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt5RaT53th0

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4KOnsTcFhUU

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytmt-plowOE

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7sbJSG7Uo_s

and finally, as promised, some YouTube poop: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sApc6-Q__v0

and while I'm at it, some 300-based YouTube poop: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ekvmfR608

and Angry Video Game Nerd YouTube poop, as made by a friend of mine who turned me onto it and AVGN in the first place: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xUJS9G8aO8I

now THAT, my friends, is surreal humor.

coming up next, funny stuff from Newgrounds!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:27 pm

The Shining one up there reminded me of this Office Space one.

...I'd forgotten about this thread.

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:50 pm

Oh, I love the AVGN (in a platonic and totally non-gay way)!

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:29 pm

Everyone check this out!
Right now!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:18 pm

Heh...there's a thread about that in the main forums right now! I still have only actually watched one of them (final fantasy based one) but it was quite good!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:18 pm

I'm double-posting because no-one has posted in the FORUM all day, and in this thread for awhile. So there. Nyah!

Spiders on Drugs

Fraggle Tubthumping

Cops and Ducks

Pavarotti loves Elephants

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:17 am

About Tubthumping (Yes, Cyanide and Happiness made comics about everything.)

And here’s a funny video I want to show you.

Ruby Falls · Post by **Ruby Falls** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:13 pm

Okay, here's something else from my "Stupidest Things Said" calendar:

"At last...a book for young people about sex and reproduction in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy."

--cover of sex ed book It's Perfectly Normal

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:12 pm

One year I had a by-day calendar of stupidest things ever said. I saved this page, and it's up on my refrigerator:

On Eating Tomatoes, Extreme Dangers of:

Dr. James van Meeter, speaking in 1830 to a crowd in Salem, Massachusetts, about Colonel Robert Gibbon Johnson, who was going to publicly eat a tomato

The foolish colonel will foam and froth at the mouth and double over with appendicitis. All that oxalic acid, in one dose, and you're dead. If the Wolf Peach [tomato] is too ripe and warmed by the sun, he'll be exposing himself to brain fever. Should he, by some unlikely chance, survive, I must warn him that the skin...will stick to his stomach and cause cancer.

Ruby Falls · Post by **Ruby Falls** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:12 pm

Didn't they used to say that you shouldn't eat watermelon because it grew in the night air and that will give you malaria? I'm just going by my Little House on the Prairie knowledge.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:07 pm

Ha! But...it's not like other fruits STOP growing at night!

Ruby Falls · Post by **Ruby Falls** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:36 pm

Of course they stopped growing!!! That makes as much sense as witches being made out of wood. Where is your brain today, Kat?

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:40 pm

25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips