the quote thread

[Ciararavenblaze]

PLOOEY!!!

ohhhhhhh, YES you do.

[Jonmisc]

Two this time. I couldn't decide which one to use.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

[Ruby Falls]

"Al Franken hates Jews."
--Ann Coulter (Heh, does anybody else read Al Franken's books? It's a joke.)

[Ciararavenblaze]

Find out what's really out there. I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference.

[Garneta]

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.

You could post the time! Don't have to say anything in there, ya know! You could add four words onto the story, too...

[Ciararavenblaze]

You could post the time! Don't have to say anything in there, ya know! You could add four words onto the story, too...

that's my quote for the post. it's true!

[Ruby Falls]

"Those days are all gone now, but one thing's still true. When I look and I find I still love you."
--Freddie Mercury

[Garneta]

You could post the time! Don't have to say anything in there, ya know! You could add four words onto the story, too...

that's my quote for the post. it's true!

...I could quote pyramid this in that other thread too, where you said that people should post!

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Heehee...I like that one (I have to confess something here...I'm not sure who some of these people are that I'm quoting; most of the quotes came from a book of cryptograms that I solved).

[Ciararavenblaze]

I do actually believe in love. I can't say that I'm 100 percent successful in that department, but I think it's one of the few worthwhile human experiences. It's cooler than anything I can think of right now.

[Jonmisc]

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

[Garneta]

Haha! I like that one, Jonnie. I'm gonna have to write it down in my book.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

[Ruby Falls]

"I'm in pain! I'm in pain an' I'm wet...AND I'M STILL HYSTERICAL!!!"

--Gene Wilder The Producers

[Jonmisc]

I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
-- George Burns

[Garneta]

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.

[Jonmisc]

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.
-- Richard Armour

[Ciararavenblaze]

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'

[Garneta]

You can be the most artistically perfect performer in the world, but an audience is like a broad-if you're indifferent, Endsville.

[Ruby Falls]

"Put a banana in your ear!"

--the new Charlie the Unicorn video

[Garneta]

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

[Ciararavenblaze]

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.