I always wanted to start one of these, so I will. I'll post a picture and you decide what he does next! (I'll pick the coolest of the litter and do it.)
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF: JIM GOES TO THE DMV
He should try to impress some pretty girl by cutting the line and punching the person in front of him (if the person in front of him is that girl, let he punches someone else).
Maybe she would be impressed if he gave her a nice pearler.
- He should swiftly and silently assassinate everyone in the line ahead of him without arousing suspicion by hiding the corpses in inconspicuous positions then fill out the required forms
Using his quick thinking skills, the only course of action Jim could take is... ASSASSINATION! Jim pulled out he poison dart shooter, and shot a random person in line, springing to take his place.
What should he do now?
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum"
"...And you're all out of gum, right?"
"What? No, what the fuck do you think I'm chewing?"