Less Than a Duck

Section_8 · Post by **Section_8** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:25 pm

Urahara wrote:Timothy needs to stop assuming things, 'cause it'll only confuse him more. Remember, Timmy-boy: Heinkel's been working as an Iscariot member for a WHILE. Seeing naked men's probably happened plenty of times, though afterwards they were probably shot to hell..

It's also possible they were incubi, in which case they were shot _back_ to hell.

Alternatively, she may have taken art classes. Or anatomy. Or watched a lot of porn. Or, now that I think of it, looked at a lot of classic pieces of art.

Mrrout · Post by **Mrrout** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:32 am

Even if you take the shortests line in the supermarket, composed of 1 or 2 people, and each one only carrying one item, something with happen that the cashier machine will decide to die and you end half an hour just waiting for it to be fixed or to be sent to another line on that while the tortillas package will go cold*... that's murphy.

that always happen to me!
poor timothy! he will have to cross the girl's dorm without pee!
if they are really naughty girls, they will try to retard him and block his way to the toilet

Tommygunner70 · Post by **Tommygunner70** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:19 am

mrrout wrote:poor timothy! he will have to cross the girl's dorm without pee!
if they are really naughty girls, they will try to retard him and block his way to the toilet

Whats up with this poor Timothy thing everytime?
By now i would love to scream. "Time to toughen up and take it like a real man." *hands over a large caliber pistol* "Here, being a man 101; A real man can shoot with out flinching and still hit the target."

maybe a bit extreme

but thats what my grandpa said/did when i was 16

Then again, you know what they say about the Dutch.
There crazy

Gregor · Post by **Gregor** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:08 am

Hmm... do they really have boys-toilets in a girls dorm?

And again it would be better if yumiko wear her glasses also while sleeping because clearing a path in Yumie-Style is quite a difference than clearing a path in yumiko style. (*slash* *slash* *slash* path cleared ^-^)

Tommygunner70 wrote: Then again, you know what they say about the Dutch.
There crazy

Most people think that because in the Netherlands marihuana is legal, although i can't confirm that because i don't know any dutch.

Although there's another rumor i can confirm: There are some people from poland who really steal everything, some weeks ago they tried to steal an Anti-Air-Gun from us (well not directly from me but from the republic of Austria) which was shipped by train to poland for training purposes, but our glorious forces prevented them from doing so, so they fled.

Reaver225 · Post by **Reaver225** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:57 am

Tommygunner70 wrote:Whats up with this poor Timothy thing everytime?

There are some... that call him... TIM

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:39 pm

Reaver225 wrote:
Tommygunner70 wrote:Whats up with this poor Timothy thing everytime?
There are some... that call him... TIM

It's been said before , I'll say it again...That was an awesome movie

Abadon XXX · Post by **Abadon XXX** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:24 pm

*does his palpatine impression*
Yes Heinkel, make Tim go nuts

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:42 pm

How it goes if Tim listens to his devil side (assuming said devil could ever finish speaking):

Tim: *sneaks to Heinkel bed, then gently touches her groin*

Heinkel: *in her sleep, pulls out the gun she keeps under her pillow...*

BAD END.

Devil Tim is cute. I wonder if all the shoulder devils and angels get together to have tea or hang out in bars, like they do in Sluggy Freelance.

Tommygunner70 · Post by **Tommygunner70** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:31 am

Gregor wrote: Most people think that because in the Netherlands marihuana is legal, although i can't confirm that because i don't know any dutch.

Well allow me to be you're first Dutch buddy then :p

Yes It's true, Marihyuana is Legal here in holland, but mostly for Medical use.
Hemp (AKA: weed Plants) are totally legal, we are allowed to Grow 3 Weed Plants for our own use.

on the streets we are allowed to carry upto 5 grams of weed, if the cops see you roll a join out in the open they will leave you alone, however if they see you sell it, then they will haul you're ass in.

Gregor wrote: Although there's another rumor i can confirm: There are some people from poland who really steal everything, some weeks ago they tried to steal an Anti-Air-Gun from us (well not directly from me but from the republic of Austria) which was shipped by train to poland for training purposes, but our glorious forces prevented them from doing so, so they fled.

Dont remind me of the polish, i had dealing with them before. back when i was still working at a Recycling company which Takes old funiture and less them on as second hand, we had a lot of Polish come by to buy alot of it cheap.

they take it back, fix it up to look like new and cell it on.

some do the same with old cars, while others break into small stores that holds items like Parfume and other care products, that all goes back to poland where it is sold for a steal.

so that attempted stealing of that weapon were some pucks going after bigger fish i reckon.

Xuanwu wrote:How it goes if Tim listens to his devil side (assuming said devil could ever finish speaking):

Tim: *sneaks to Heinkel bed, then gently touches her groin*

Heinkel: *in her sleep, pulls out the gun she keeps under her pillow...*

BAD END.

I cant wait to see that happen

Xuanwu wrote: I wonder if all the shoulder devils and angels get together to have tea or hang out in bars.

I dont know what Sluggy Freelance is, but i somehow can see that idea happening yeah

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:41 am

Tommygunner70 wrote:
Xuanwu wrote: I wonder if all the shoulder devils and angels get together to have tea or hang out in bars.
I dont know what Sluggy Freelance is, but i somehow can see that idea happening yeah

I can see that happening. There was one flash video I saw (I'll try to find it again) where the charecter went on a evil ranpage because his shoulder angel slept in that day.

Tommygunner70 · Post by **Tommygunner70** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:00 am

atticus_blackwolf wrote:I can see that happening. There was one flash video I saw (I'll try to find it again) where the charecter went on a evil ranpage because his shoulder angel slept in that day.

Cant wait to see it

Gregor · Post by **Gregor** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:42 pm

Tommygunner70 wrote: Dont remind me of the polish, i had dealing with them before. back when i was still working at a Recycling company which Takes old funiture and less them on as second hand, we had a lot of Polish come by to buy alot of it cheap.

they take it back, fix it up to look like new and cell it on.

some do the same with old cars, while others break into small stores that holds items like Parfume and other care products, that all goes back to poland where it is sold for a steal.

so that attempted stealing of that weapon were some pucks going after bigger fish i reckon.

hm... well but i'm still wondering who the hell would by a 20 mm Anti Air Cannon? I mean this things are really big and would be recognized by the neighbours if you set them up in your garden.

Section_8 · Post by **Section_8** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:35 pm

Tim is so innocent and meek I'm starting to suspect he has a glasses-off counterpart named, I dunno, Timmie (Lord of the Underworld) who kicks puppies and apologizes afterwards.

BigKwell · Post by **BigKwell** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:36 pm

Xuanwu wrote:How it goes if Tim listens to his devil side (assuming said devil could ever finish speaking):

Tim: *sneaks to Heinkel bed, then gently touches her groin*

Heinkel: *in her sleep, pulls out the gun she keeps under her pillow...*

BAD END.

Devil Tim is cute. I wonder if all the shoulder devils and angels get together to have tea or hang out in bars, like they do in Sluggy Freelance.

Curiosity killed the puddy tat! Timmy better not peek or he might get a Desert Eagle enema!

Romanticide · Post by **Romanticide** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:14 pm

God this strip reming me of my love of really old games... I want to play space invaders and pacman now... must... resist... final exam of paleography tomorrow... MUST RUN!!!!

Tommygunner70 · Post by **Tommygunner70** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:21 am

BigKwell wrote:Curiosity killed the puddy tat! Timmy better not peek or he might get a Desert Eagle enema!

no, Timothy is not Silvester :p

Anyway, i though that It were Colt 1911's that Heinkel used. (at least thats what it looks like.) Can anyone confirm that? or do that have a photo where Heinkel's Guns are clearly visible?

Preferably from the side. or at least a bit of the side visible.

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:48 am

Tommygunner70 wrote:
atticus_blackwolf wrote:I can see that happening. There was one flash video I saw (I'll try to find it again) where the charecter went on a evil ranpage because his shoulder angel slept in that day.
Cant wait to see it

I'm looking for it

Tommygunner70 · Post by **Tommygunner70** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:41 am

atticus_blackwolf wrote:I'm looking for it

Roger that!

I'll be waiting

Mavis · Post by **Mavis** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:03 am

All the technological advancements of STN-J and their IT professional is playing space-invaders?

AWESOME!

Abadon XXX · Post by **Abadon XXX** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:00 am

You'd think they would play something like world of warcraft >>