Hellsing Character(s) v. Other Character(s)

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:42 am

mrrout wrote:my actual favorite one is "seras 2066"

I started reading that one...lost track of where i was because i wasn't on the interent for a few days.....gotta start reading it again, it was pretty cool and oringinal

Arvanna · Post by **Arvanna** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:28 pm

I'm a fan of both those fan fics, though Seras 2066 is my fav especially the long fight with a blood drunk Seras

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:46 am

Arvanna wrote:I'm a fan of both those fan fics, though Seras 2066 is my fav especially the long fight with a blood drunk Seras

haven't gotten there yet

BigKwell · Post by **BigKwell** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:01 pm

Xuanwu wrote:Seras vs. Tifa on who has the bigger chest. Not a battle so much as a beauty pagent, with Pip being the "hands on" judge (and rapidly becoming a very bruised and battered judge).

BATTERED AND BRUSED HELL!!! THAT PERV'S LIBEL TO BE IN TRACTION FOR A MONTH - PROVIDED THEY DON'T KILL HIM FIRST!!!

BigKwell · Post by **BigKwell** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:05 pm

Okay, how about this - Alucard vs. Ryoko Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo!). Any takers?

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:02 pm

If it's Ryoko with all her jewels, Alucard might lose. She has ranged attacks that could connect, while she'd be able to dodge his bullets. And while Alucard can regenerate a lot, Ryoko would have enough power to outlast him, since she's basically a cosmic-powered demigod (being the daughter of a goddess, Washu).

Arvanna · Post by **Arvanna** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:21 pm

Ryoko with all three gems would likely be a smack down of Alucard as she was able to successfully break thru Jurai's defenses a task likely impossible for anyone else short of having a huge space fleet to accomplish and it's been heavily hinted at she was barely tapping into the gems power at the time. NOw with just the one or two it would make for a very interesting scuffle.

Reaver225 · Post by **Reaver225** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:34 am

Anderson vs Chrono, fromChrono Crusade(not Chrono trigger, or Cross!).

Section_8 · Post by **Section_8** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:09 pm

Reaver225 wrote:Anderson vs Chrono, fromChrono Crusade(not Chrono trigger, or Cross!).

Chrono can freeze time but has probably gone all mushy-pacifist now that FNORD is gone. Also, Anderson has 21st-century spiritual technology behind him, and Chrono got kicked around by vacuum-tube stuff.

Chrono tries the freeze. Alexander lops off whatever's frozen and juliennes him into tiny slices of demon loaf, which he then purifies, sanctifies, and bakes into a holy pancake of Antioch to lob at Alucard in their next confrontation.

HOWEVER, if Rosette is somehow there (say, time-travel)...no, wait, then Chrono's REALLY dead since Alexander forces her to do 5,000 avé Marias for her sacrilegious attitude and she forces Chrono to do them too. Then they all dress up like Santa and his elves and deliver holy cookies to all the good little girls and boys, causing Chrono to spontaneously combust from cute.

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:55 pm

A new one for you: Alucard vs. Dr. McNinja!

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=16&issue=10

Now that's a tough one.

LordDeraj · Post by **LordDeraj** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:15 pm

Rip van vs. Lee Harvey Oswald

Rip van was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and framed Oswald. back and to the left back and to the left

Section_8 · Post by **Section_8** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:28 pm

Xuanwu wrote:A new one for you: Alucard vs. Dr. McNinja!

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=16&issue=10

Now that's a tough one.

Not really. On the Schwartzfeld-Creutzhägen Coolness scale, ninja beats vampire, and McNinja gets a triple multiplier from also being Irish and a doctor. Also, McNinja beat death, while Alucard embraced it (sort of). He also, as recently shown, stocks holy-water eardrops.

Alucard attacks. McNinja dodges the bullets and prescribes special ear-drops (vodka) for Alucard's chronic earache (Integra screaming at him for peeping) which he diagnoses in the heat of battle. Alucard thanks him. Later, they play some golf.

ZOMBIE golf.

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:25 am

A battle of the "separated at birth" meganekkos:

Rip van Winkle vs. Mell from Narbonic!

I mean, look at Mell! She's evil/destructive, has a long ahoge, and loves guns. It'd be an epic battle, one that would likely end with the two teaming up to destroy many, many countries. Yay for psycho dark haired girls with glasses!

Shadowfax272 · Post by **Shadowfax272** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:31 pm

EVEN THE HAIR! :O

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:26 am

shadowfax272 wrote:EVEN THE HAIR! :O

THE HAIR!!!!

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:43 pm

atticus_blackwolf wrote:
shadowfax272 wrote:EVEN THE HAIR! :O
THE HAIR!!!!

THE LOVELY HAIR!

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:36 am

Xuanwu wrote:
atticus_blackwolf wrote:
shadowfax272 wrote:EVEN THE HAIR! :O
THE HAIR!!!!
THE LOVELY HAIR!

quite true

BigKwell · Post by **BigKwell** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:38 pm

Okay, new pair - Rip van Winkle vs. Jo from "Burst Angel"! Let's here it!

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:16 pm

Thought of another one: Rip van vs. Caine the Longshot from Trigun (Caine's the one with the really huge rifle). They could have a target shooting contest.

LordDeraj · Post by **LordDeraj** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:12 pm

Xuanwu wrote:Thought of another one: Rip van vs. Caine the Longshot from Trigun (Caine's the one with the really huge rifle). They could have a target shooting contest.

No one can beat Rip van but heres one Rip van vs Caspar from Der Freischütz her favorite opera I can't belive no one thought of this