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[Section_8]

Apologies if this has been done already:

Samus-card(Possibly Metri-card): Girlycard in Highly Technological Power suit, With a Gun for an Arm.

No, no, no, you silly person you! Samus-card has the supernatural ability to roll into a very small ball without crushing his internal organs and has the bad habit of losing all his abilities at the start of every game! And Metri-card is the arch-nemesis of Imperial-card, who both battle it out with wicked intra-office memos every day at the Office of Weights and Measures.

[Collyer-san]

I bow down to You, Creater of Cards.

[Atticus_blackwolf]

I bow down to You, Creater of Cards.

If you think these are awesome try reading the " Hellsing facts" thread. It's hilarious well, I found it funny

http://forums.comicgenesis.com/viewtopic.php?t=81062

[Gregor]

Apologies if this has been done already:

Samus-card(Possibly Metri-card): Girlycard in Highly Technological Power suit, With a Gun for an Arm.

Talking about Alucard biting Nintendo Heroes:

Linkcard: Alucard is wearing a green costume, a strange triangle on his hand, his hair turned blonde, and he has the mastersword which he cannot use because he's undead.

Mariocard: After he ate a strange Mushroom Alucard is wearing red... suspenders(?), (i don't really know what the english word for Mario's Chlothing is, so I simply translated the german word "Hosenträger")
a red cap and is speaking with an italian accent. Due to the Mushrooms effect, he now thinks Integra is wearing a pink dress (looks strange, i know) and he has to rescue her from a big Demon-Dragon.

Tetriscard: Alucard transformed into a big Tetris-part which fills the complete playfield and so crushes all Freaks in Moscow. (and the half city, by the way, did someone get the story of tetris? blocks falling down in moscow and if you're good the russians launch a Spaceshuttle/SCUD-Missile, and nobody seems to know where this blocks come from)

[Collyer-san]

Yomi-card: Yeah, Alucard with mastery over Paper.
Bring the RoD, BRING IT

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Yomi-card: Yeah, Alucard with mastery over Paper.
Bring the RoD, BRING IT

I thought Yomi-card would be an average high-school vampire obsessed with his weight and pestered constantly by Takino "Police Girl" Tomo?

Weighted Companion-card: inanimate object that kinda sits there and blinks at you. Cannot speak, but WILL stab you given the chance. Tastes like cake. BLOOD CAKE.

[Vixichi]

These are all so funny -- I'll have to make one sometime. X3

Mariocard: After he ate a strange Mushroom Alucard is wearing red... suspenders(?), (i don't really know what the english word for Mario's Chlothing is, so I simply translated the german word "Hosenträger")
a red cap and is speaking with an italian accent. Due to the Mushrooms effect, he now thinks Integra is wearing a pink dress (looks strange, i know) and he has to rescue her from a big Demon-Dragon.

Mario wears overalls. Suspenders are what you use to hold your pants up, but can be taken off. Overalls have more fabric and are just one piece of clothing. :3

[Gregor]

Mario wears overalls. Suspenders are what you use to hold your pants up, but can be taken off. Overalls have more fabric and are just one piece of clothing. :3

Thanks, now i know what the are called, well here in austria we also know the therm overall but it usually refers to one piece of clothing with a zip like you wear it for skiing.

[Brynnie-chan]

Yomi-card: Yeah, Alucard with mastery over Paper.
Bring the RoD, BRING IT

Wait just one second! I already DID Yomikard, thank you very much!

Yomikard: A very bookish and femmy Alucard, who gets muich more violent than you'd think if you take his books away. (Whatever you do, DO NOT touch his copy of Dracula.

(Why is it no-one had done that one yet? )

[Collyer-san]

I must apologise, I Didn't Read a Few of the Central Pages.



Sorry

[Brynnie-chan]

Nah, it's cool. Yomi-card/Yomikard is an awesome enough idea to be repeated.

[Section_8]

Nah, it's cool. Yomi-card/Yomikard is an awesome enough idea to be repeated.

Alternatively, Yomi-card could be an ordinary schoolgirl who's constantly harassed by his friend Takino Hellsing and stalked by a bunch of meganeko fans chanting "JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS WE LOVE YOU!" Which he then kills, of course.

EDIT: Gah! I repeated my own card! I've be Red-Alucarded!

Hey...!

Red-Alucard would certainly know how to keep that headbutting Zidane fellow in check, now wouldn't he?

[Xuanwu]

How's this:

Shinjicard - Whiney and depressed, he's not cool enough to be a goth. He's been dragged into the Hellsing program by Gentegra (Integra, but with even more lens flares, hands folding, and a tendency to be a major insensitive b!tch). He has a crush on Serei (Seras's giant chest + Rei's blue hair and eyes), but isn't aware that Gentegra is getting it on with her, too.

There's also Pipsuka, the obnoxious but light hearted red head, but he seems to have a thing for older men like Kenter (Walter + Kenji). Watch out for when Shinjicard snaps, though.

[Reaver225]

Dcard.

Is his father's son.

[Athos]

If I remember the Vampire Hunter D movie correctly, Dcard would be a little like the main character from Heinlein's short story 'All You Zombies.' And that thought is more than a little disturbing

[Xuanwu]

Laracard - Blue top, twin pistols, and - most importantly - a chest so large it puts Seras to shame. Alucard whips this out when he wants to distract Integra while she's trying to give orders:

Integra: The order is clear -

Laracard: [standing still] *bounce bounce bounce*

Integra: [trying not to stare] *ahem* I said, the order is clear -

Laracard: [chuckling] *bounce bounce bounce*

Integra: Search and....and... [becomes hypnotized by the bouncing]

Laracard: [grinning madly] ...Destroy? *bounce bounce bounce*

Integra: [angry and blushing] Would you stop jiggling already?!

[Chaos Priest]

Laracard - Blue top, twin pistols, and - most importantly - a chest so large it puts Seras to shame.

I didn't think that was even possible. Well, at least not without going into the disgustingly huge and spine-snapping stuff.

[Brynnie-chan]

How's this:

Shinjicard - Whiney and depressed, he's not cool enough to be a goth. He's been dragged into the Hellsing program by Gentegra (Integra, but with even more lens flares, hands folding, and a tendency to be a major insensitive b!tch). He has a crush on Serei (Seras's giant chest + Rei's blue hair and eyes), but isn't aware that Gentegra is getting it on with her, too.

There's also Pipsuka, the obnoxious but light hearted red head, but he seems to have a thing for older men like Kenter (Walter + Kenji). Watch out for when Shinjicard snaps, though.

I don't see a Kowaru in there, Xuanwu. Or would Kowarson be too much of a stretch?

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.//hack.CARD: alternate future version of Alucard that sucks bandwidth instead of blood. Once prowled the night in search of unsecured virgin Wi-Fi connections. Mastered by 1nt3gr@, the ultimate sys-admin, utilizing the Control Arts Restriction System v.3.7.

I don't know where that came from. Sorry.

[Xuanwu]

I don't see a Kowaru in there, Xuanwu. Or would Kowarson be too much of a stretch?

Forgot about him. Thanks. Kowarson fits wonderfully. Especially since one of Anderson's nicknames was "Angel Dust."