Tides of Blood

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:41 pm

CelestialImpact wrote:Brian was sucking as Pirate.

Oh dead god. My WARLOCK was level 18 when he was level 11.

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:42 pm

oh bam page 5 for TOB! Thats two page-5ers for me tonight!

Iloveboston · Post by **Iloveboston** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:48 pm

and I'm the one spamming!?

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:34 pm

yes dear

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:13 pm

I'm gonna post some of my screenshots that I've been to lazy to actually put up on the boards today.

Let's start off with Mauricio not knowing what coks are...

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:14 pm

Here's a funny ass line that Chris managed to whip up, and OMFG IS THAT ALEXANDER ROBEL PLAYING TIDES OF BLOOD?!?!?!!!!!!

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:18 pm

25 Kills in 42 Minutes is a fucking record feat. If we had played for maybe 20 more minutes I probably could have broken 35, maybe even 40.

A little bit of skill honing and I'm ready to rock and roll.

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:19 pm

You need to put up some screenshots of me actually doing well. So much hate!

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:19 pm

oh yeah, and alex is fucking awesome at tob!

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:21 pm

Heh, yeah, it's just that I don't usually risk lagging to take screenshots in game unless we've already won. If I did, I could have some sweet screenshots of 11 beetle explosion deaths, and some crazy ass boats.

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:22 pm

Yeah, lol. That first game he played as Warlock, I was like, damn he's using his crazy Starcraft skillz to pwnz0r as he kept up with us in levels.

Second game I was fucking impressed as hell with his Inquisitor usage, killing a bunch of people and stuff, until I found out that Chris had switched heroes with him lol.

Anyways, we've got a full 6 person team. w00t!

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:31 pm

yeah those pub stomps today were freaking sick.

The warlock: the craziest, funnest, most useless hero ever! Come to think of it, he's the perfect character to start learning with.

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:40 pm

TOB takes the lead!

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:40 pm

Eh, I was sucking with pirate I guess... but on the upside i got 11 kills so there!

ShinyPotato · Post by **ShinyPotato** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:44 pm

im never going to let you forget that the warlock outleveled you by 7+

ever

CelestialImpact · Post by **CelestialImpact** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:24 pm

Chris stop dying and start playing more. Also people, did you not get the memo?

TOB IS FOREVER.

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:33 pm

How dare you attempt to defile and desecrate the sacred name of TOB? How dare you!?

Resistance is futile...give in to the all powerful seduction of TOB, GIVE IN

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:41 pm

So I was playing Pirate today...more like just now but yea. Anyhow, I was fighting a noob malf and br. In the first minute of the game i kill malf. The hero selection timer hasnt ended yet. He runs to the side of the center of "building" and walks into a little corner. I run up and use crabs and I pound him and he doesnt run. When he's at like 50 hp, he starts running but I own him anyway. GG 6 blood in the first 10 seconds. So then malf and br are fighting me with pory on my side. Pory bugs (hah, a pun!) BR with ingus. I hit lvl 6 and leto blinks in lvl 3

BR is lvl 4
Malf lvl 3
Leto lvl 3

I run up and malf starts running but leto and br act like sitting ducks. Leto has like 800 hp and br has 500. I boat, br dies and leto starts running... JRH dead.

18 blood, in first 5 minutes.

The DOTM is like, omg pirate is nub he wont change lanes. Then leaves.
Scion leaves. Everyone leaves. So its like WTF? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:45 pm

Hah your sticky is worthless to the power of TOB, because we shall keep always keep it posted so that no normal thread is above it. So sticky doesn't really matter

Eternal Flames · Post by **Eternal Flames** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:49 pm

You speak lies, TOB is invincible, muahahah. Even our enemies read the thread because they are powerless against the lure TOB. They cannot resist the Temptation of TOB

TOB is lyfe