everything I know I learned from Comic Genesis Cookout 2007

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:54 am

Dotty wrote:
Keffria wrote:Apparently honey mustard is, in some places, more like honey-ish mayonnaise. Needless to say, I was sorely disappointed. >_<

Mustard and Mayonnaise should never mix!

Segregation never, integration now!

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:13 am

*sadly waves his little "MAYO" flag alone in the corner*

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:10 am

Tim wrote:*sadly waves his little "MAYO" flag alone in the corner*

Awwww... I'll join your Mayo cause! I generally dislike ketchup AND mustard! (And don't even get me started on relish!)

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:17 am

Now, chopped onions on the other hand, make a delicious condiment so long as they are fresh and not those greazy bits of white that come out of the packets of chopped onions.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:22 am

rkolter wrote:Now, chopped onions on the other hand, make a delicious condiment so long as they are fresh and not those greazy bits of white that come out of the packets of chopped onions.

*chokes down some vomit* Oh god, those packets are horribly disgusting. The real deal, freshly chopped, is absolutely amazing. My dad mixes in very finely chopped white onion into a hamburger patty and it really kicks it up a notch.

Another thing I learned at the Cookout: American Airlines SUCKS.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:43 am

They make packets of onions?

Fresh is indeed better, and great for lots of things! Hamburger patties is my #1 reason for their existance, though.

Maybe I'll make some hamburgers tonight...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:56 am

They take an onion, blend it until it's mostly liquid, drain the water off, add a bit of vinegar, salt, and preservatives, and package it for sale in little ketchuplike packets that say "minced onion" or "chopped onion" on them.

What comes out looks like bits of white crap in some kind of runny, vaguely cloudy juice. It's like curdled semen, except less appetizing.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:15 pm

rkolter wrote:What comes out looks like bits of white crap in some kind of runny, vaguely cloudy juice. It's like curdled semen, except less appetizing.

You find curdled semen appetizing? (relatively speaking)

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:36 pm

freshly chopped onions for the win, i've never tried those packet things and i never would anyway.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:25 pm

I don't have to deal with a lot of weird things, like you regulars. Mayo... nope... honey mustard don't think so. I do like a good spicy Mustard (deli mustard I think its called), and on my strange pseudo burgers I use both ketchup and mustard. I don't eat a lot of ketchup or mustard. What I do abuse the hells out of is garlic salt.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:10 pm

THE best condiment ever. Period.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:29 pm

Dotty wrote:They make packets of onions?

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:36 pm

Nanda wrote:I don't care which condiments you all prefer, so long as you're practicing safe sex.

If you are using sweet / sugary condiments, no one is safe.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:51 am

rkolter wrote: What comes out looks like bits of white crap in some kind of runny, vaguely cloudy juice. It's like curdled semen, except less appetizing.

*Looks at her breakfast, which she now has absolutely no desire to eat*

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:54 pm

rkolter wrote:Now, chopped onions on the other hand, make a delicious condiment so long as they are fresh and not those greazy bits of white that come out of the packets of chopped onions.

There's a recall in effect for onion packets due to bacterial infestation... Trader Joe's.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:15 pm

Risky wrote:
rkolter wrote:Now, chopped onions on the other hand, make a delicious condiment so long as they are fresh and not those greazy bits of white that come out of the packets of chopped onions.
There's a recall in effect for onion packets due to bacterial infestation... Trader Joe's.

I like Trader Joe's... but I still wouldn't buy onion packets from them. I prefer my onions fresh cut and crunchy.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:14 pm

Couldn't agree more.

Ajoy · Post by **Ajoy** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:02 pm

I like onions as well.

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:25 am

You all make me sick.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:38 pm

Onions=

I was horrified the one and only time I went to White Castle. I ordered a burger as I do at every place (with only certain toppings...no onions allowed!). And there were onions IN the burger! Who would ruin a perfectly good burger that way?!?! (Then I went to the 2nd annual cookout and witnessed Kolter cook the burgers that exact same way) Tsk tsk tsk...you crazy people and your onions.