Per comic coookout tradition (at least for the last two years), yours sincerely has done his best to get the cookoutgoers to approach and appreciate the taste of European and especially Scandinavian candy... with lost of different outcomes, by bringing enough candy to fill one huge bowl for everyones entertainment!
Last year the bowl even got some Dutch additions from Reinder!
Anyone who would like to see the bowl introduced thise year again?
Before you vote, remember... the comic candy bowl is Kolter approved!
THAT WAS NOT ME APPROVING OF THAT CANDY BOWL... OMFG.
You have some of the singularly worst taste in candy that I have ever had the displeasure of eating in my entire life. That look on my face was because I had one of those "Solty" candies in my mouth - imagine eating a licorice flavored salt lick.
Gaaaaah. It was EVIL. and BAD. And not in the good way.
None the less, it was fun to feed to others, so I voted for the candy.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
You are so GROSS! And I'm marrying you??? You better brush your teeth after that nasty ass licorice junk. I'm not kissing you after you eat that stuff. BARF.
*gives Reinder coffee* At least I can somewhat tolerate that.
*makes attempt to save her tastebuds chewing on Hogan's candy*
*dies*
Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personality
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die