Reveal your deep, dark secrets

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I'm already 26 and I never even dated once. <<;

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Eunice_P wrote:I'm already 26 and I never even dated once. <<;
seriously o_O; must b ur parents....eh...^^'

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HHmmmm.... This is actually really interesting. (sorry if I miss spellings and things because I'm going to be typing really fast with out looking at the screen) I decided that I'm going to have fun with this post. If you don't wanna read alot of weird things... then skip this.

I origionally read this thread tp see if any one here was like me.

When I type alot and fast, I tend not to look at the screen and I only look at the key bored.

I don't know what Ska is.

I'm absolutly terrorfied by cockroaches. Even the ones on the pop-up ads.

I still have a New Kids on the Block beach towel, and cup.

I tend to have better friends on KeenSpace then in the Real World.

I have a small form of dislexsia (sp?) where I write/type the hard sound in a word first. like in the word world, I have a tendancy to write wrold.

I have, what I call, memory typing. I'll start to type a word, but instead I'll type another word that starts the same that I have been typing more. for instance. I just typed 'world', both times I typed 'word' in the past sentence.

I'm really really ADHD. Not like the kids who say they are as an excuse for acting up in class. I have constant energy, and quite frankly, I don't like it too much.

here are some things that I do that other spacers do too. (I'm not naming names cause I'm lazy)
***I try to subtly impress girls with drawing. It doesn't work...
****I have countless tapes of DBZ, now boxxed and left to rot in a closet. I'm pretty ashamed.
I don't really mind saying that I like anime (even some bad anime like DBZ and Inuyasha (though I personally don't think Inuyasha is bad anime)). I was into Vanilla Ice even after he sold out,
When I'm at a concert instead of listening to the music I'm imagening a comet crashing down from the sky killing everybody in the city over and over again not because I have a grudge against those people or something but because I want to see something like that happen with my own eyes.

I constantly keep imagening how it would be if person A or B would die in that or that way, it's a hobby so if you see me laughing without a good reason, it's because I found an excruciating death for you.
I'm a Dragon Ball Z fan.
I'm a Dragon Ball Z fan.
Who doesn't?
When embarrasing things happen in movies or TV shows I sometimes get really embarrased myself. I blame this on empathy and to big an imagination.

Despite this I have trouble understanding mourning and grieving, and I've cried maybe five times the last five years.
I'm always typing one handed.
It's hard though.
*I like anime soundtracks
*I think Queen kicks ass


Now for the things that are actually dark (minus ones I don't want to tell).

Even though I'm a christian, I use to do Magic... alot.

I have a fetish for hot vampires, the moon, playing like a cat, doing odd things, and for some reason milk (but only if it's being used in a sexual manner, like a girl pouring it on herself).

I'm not gay, but I probably would do something with a guy just to see what it's like.

I think guys lips/mouths are extremely gross so If I had to do something to a nother guy it probably wouldn't be that.

I kissed a girl once and it was so bad, I was turned off by her.

I'm very, VERY odd. I do really random things and I would drive beyonder Alpha psycho.

I'm more attracted to girls because of their personalities than anything. It's my first real relationship turn on. But sadly, I'm ashamed to say, her looks are my main turn offs.

But luckily I have a weird intrest in girls, and think that some girls other guys find really hot, only some what pretty, and visa versa.

I can psycho analyse myself all day, and be able to tell myself what's wrong with me and how I can make people love me. But most of the time I'm physically unable to stop myself from doing things (which scares me) or I just don't feel like making myself better so I'll have something to feel bad about.

I have a very bad, jealous rage problem.

But I can't stand to see people hurt. I melt when a girls pouts.




Wow, that took a long time to type! well there yall go, don't use it against me!
I'm glad 90's style forum signatures don't exist anymore.

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ok, ok, fine...

...My deep, dark secret is that stinkywigfiddle knows all my deep, dark secrets. Horrifying, isn't it?
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Wow... it's like we just saw into Pyro's soooouuulll. :o

You sound like a pretty awesome guy, overall.

Hmm... you guys want REAL deep dark secrets, eh? Let's see... I eavesdrop a lot... that's pretty obvious, though... I know this one guy who every single girl I know is literally in love with, and he's STILL single... I guess that's not really dark... mmm... the first girl I kissed was in first grade, and I got suspended. That was pretty embarassing.

Ooh, here we go: I have more exes than I've ever had girlfriends. I don't know how that's possible, but somehow it's true.

OK, that's no good either. I give up. I don't have any deep dark secrets. Except one. And I'm not going to tell you that one.

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Well...


I am an elitist bastard.

Insects, bugs, spiders, all of those scare me to hell.

I was strangely popular in High school, but very much disliked mostly everybody except the geeks and intellectuals, but hid it.

I hate most new-age music, and prefer instrumental.

I have an all too real addiction to FFXI, and videogames in general.

My online handle is almost always Kirby.

I don't care for most anime.

I squeal whenever I hear Final Fantasy soundtracks.

I was drawing stick-figures about two, three years ago. :/

I claimed that I hated Charles Dickens to my entire english class and teacher, but secretly wrote an ending to The Mystery of Edwin Drood. >_>

I claim to be a pacifist and appear calm all the time, but I can get hot under the collar when people push the right buttons.

Such as eating pizza (or anything greasy) and touching my PS2 or Gamecube controllers at the same time! Savages!
I then take napkins doused in rubbing alcohol and clean them off before I can use them again.

I am admittedly very critical of other people's opinions if they differ from my own.
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More.

*There are some people who I will hate upon meeting for no rational reason. Everyone else will have no issue with the person except me.*

*Later I'm usually right and everyone will agree with me*

*I have caused trouble for every girl I have ever loved, this might be a fact of life, or I might just suck and make poor decisions*

*I have cheated on one of my girlfriends in the past. She doesn't know. And I'm ashamed of it, I'm kinda freaking out as I write this. That sort of mistake is never, never worth it.*

*I dated one of my friends last summer, she now hates me and regrets our entire relationship and I doubt I will ever see or talk to her again despite the fact we were close friends and still have friends in the same circle. This however is a shared blame.*

*Coincidentally, been months since I dated (or really thought about it) and not really sure if I care all that much if I start dating anytime soon.*

*I have used Furcadia on a semi-regular basis for 2 years. I enjoy making things on it and actually have one of the best crafted dreams on the program.*

*I have an addictive personality and refuse to do drugs or drink when I am bothered by something.*

*I hate just about everyone in my mind. When I walk in a crowd I often get sickened by those around me for just being people. If I meet you I let the fact you're a person slide and usually like them.*

*I don't like to be in crowds, I tend to get very nervous and uncomfortable. I have been to maybe 2 big parties in my life, one of them was a total disaster.*

*For everything above that you find negative about me, or could even hate me for (mostly the relationship things) I have not forgiven myself for and likely never will. There are times that I can't control my emotions for what mistakes I've made in my life. I don't deserve to just move on with my life, at least not yet.*

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I'm generally pretty tolerant, but there are little things that drive me utterly up the wall, for example when people cut cheese for sandwiches or whatever and leave the cut end of the cheese wonky... that drives my absolutely mad, I don't know why, my entire house looks not so much like a bomb's hit it but like a bomb would actually be an improvement (which would be why I earned the nickname of 'the bachelor' despite being neither male, nor at that time single), and yet I still completely loose the plot if the someone cuts half slices of cheese...
Warning: this poster is addicted to ellipses...

I have a web comic called Tears of Eternity if you don't look you'll never know if you would have liked it.

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-I'm always eating (right now it's pumpkin soup with a swirl of sour cream)

-I stole the name of my comic from the Gggggnazi brothel, not the band

-I have the rotten.com library bookmarked

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I write very profound noir in my spare time.

Deep, dark secret... Profound noir... Get it?

Oh, nevermind.

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Nanda wrote:guh... I think my secrets are too deep and dark for the likes of this thread... *feels slightly ill* :(
I'm with you, Nanda. Everyone on this thread is nicely normal. We, the truly abnormal, should make another thread. :)
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I have two phobias, planes and heights. I cannot fly...WILL NEVER take a plane anywhere. If I travel great distances I either drive myself, take a bus, or take a train.

I hate needles. Hate them. I can handle open wounds, lacerations, disemboulments, beheadings, or any other injury, but needles and puncture wounds make me queesy.

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I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I use words that don't mean nothing, like looptid.
I like the girls with the boom.
People say I look like M.C. Hammer on crack.

That's all I can think of right now.

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I always tell people I'm 6'5", when in reality, I'm only 6'4 1/2'. Whoo! Feels good to get that off my chest!

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RemusShepherd wrote:
Nanda wrote:guh... I think my secrets are too deep and dark for the likes of this thread... *feels slightly ill* :(
I'm with you, Nanda. Everyone on this thread is nicely normal. We, the truly abnormal, should make another thread. :)
Pfff! Yeah, that's what we should do... :roll:
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I caught myself checking out some guy's butt yesterday.
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PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I caught myself checking out some guy's butt yesterday.
Yeah, I've done that before...but I didn't realize it was a guy until I looked up...

Lets see what else...
*I always have to be doing something, so if I can't find something I'll pick up some random object and do stuff with it. (example: I was bored and sitting in my friends dorm room, so I picked up and empty SoBe bottle and started hitting myself on the head with it)
*I will randomly spout of qoutes from movies or just random crap that I think up
*Many people think I'm a retard
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*When I hold pennies in my hand, I can taste them*

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Kirb wrote:Well...


I am an elitist bastard.

Insects, bugs, spiders, all of those scare me to hell.

I was strangely popular in High school, but very much disliked mostly everybody except the geeks and intellectuals, but hid it.

I hate most new-age music, and prefer instrumental.

I have an all too real addiction to FFXI, and videogames in general.

My online handle is almost always Kirby.

I don't care for most anime.

I squeal whenever I hear Final Fantasy soundtracks.

I was drawing stick-figures about two, three years ago. :/

I claimed that I hated Charles Dickens to my entire english class and teacher, but secretly wrote an ending to The Mystery of Edwin Drood. >_>

I claim to be a pacifist and appear calm all the time, but I can get hot under the collar when people push the right buttons.

Such as eating pizza (or anything greasy) and touching my PS2 or Gamecube controllers at the same time! Savages!
I then take napkins doused in rubbing alcohol and clean them off before I can use them again.

I am admittedly very critical of other people's opinions if they differ from my own.
you sound similar to my fiancee XD
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Col wrote:I always tell people I'm 6'5", when in reality, I'm only 6'4 1/2'. Whoo! Feels good to get that off my chest!
I would tell people that I was 6' when I was really only 5'11 1/2. Now I am really 6', but I tell people I'm 6'0 1/2". :cry:
*There are some people who I will hate upon meeting for no rational reason. Everyone else will have no issue with the person except me.*
ditto

*I acutally have [mild] ADD, but I never use it as an excuse because I think that's sleazy.

*I told my parents that I skipped my senior prom because I didn't have a date, when in reality I never asked anyone out, and I just didn't want to go.
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