Presidential dresses in the Forum

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:41 am

I'll trust you, Goobla, but just because you made a new cabinet Avatar that I can add to my collection!

Now, I'm off on my drunken rampage to kill me some rebel scum!

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:49 am

ryclaude wrote:I'll trust you, Goobla, but just because you made a new cabinet Avatar that I can add to my collection!

Now, I'm off on my drunken rampage to kill me some rebel scum!

{smirks in RYClaude's general direction again, knowing the threat is minimum}

Polkadot · Post by **Polkadot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:52 am

netpoet wrote:
ryclaude wrote:I'll trust you, Goobla, but just because you made a new cabinet Avatar that I can add to my collection!

Now, I'm off on my drunken rampage to kill me some rebel scum!
{smirks in RYClaude's general direction again, knowing the threat is minimum}

haha want me to knock him out again?

Jops · Post by **Jops** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:26 pm

ryclaude wrote:Now, I'm off on my drunken rampage to kill me some rebel scum!

*locks a tied-up Vorticus in the closet*

No, no, no!!
We should ally to fight toghether the alien menace! Else we're all screwed!

Polkadot · Post by **Polkadot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:55 pm

Jops wrote:
ryclaude wrote:Now, I'm off on my drunken rampage to kill me some rebel scum!
*locks a tied-up Vorticus in the closet*

No, no, no!!
We should ally to fight toghether the alien menace! Else we're all screwed!

sounds like overexadurated nation security threats to me.
edit: wow my spelling sucks!

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:57 pm

Jops · Post by **Jops** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:58 pm

Polkadot wrote:sounds like overexadurated nation security threats to me.

*Grabs polka, stuffs her in a bottle, and locks her in the closet with Vorticus*

Polkadot · Post by **Polkadot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:00 pm

Jops wrote:
Polkadot wrote:sounds like overexadurated nation security threats to me.
*Grabs polka, stuffs her in a bottle, and locks her in the closet with Vorticus*

oh crud not again! *smiles cutely at jops* lemme out? pweeese? ill give you faerie dust. pweese

Jops · Post by **Jops** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:02 pm

Polkadot wrote:*smiles cutely at jops* lemme out? pweeese? ill give you faerie dust. pweese

*locks the door*

*grins evilly*

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:22 pm

ryclaude wrote:*calls the secret minister for secrets*

*Beep*

This number is not in service. Please control the number you called and try again.

If you are still listening. You have called the correct number.

This is the office of the official spokesperson of the ministry of secrets.

If you are a member of the sitting regime, please press one.

If you are a member of the current rebellion, please press two.

If you are a foreign agent, please press three.

Members of the press are to press four, and hold for fifteen minutes as we trace the call and call in an precision orbital strike on your position.

If you for no particular reason wish to donate ludicrous sums of money into the agencies swiss account, press seven.

Members of shady black market or criminal organisations are advised to press six.

If you are a hitchhiker, press four, two and the little green button on your electronic thumb.

If you wish to make an anomynous tip to the ministry, press five.

If you just want to push a button, press eight. The sounds in the background are those of a kitten driving a tank through a kennel.

If you are a member of the ministry of secrets, press nine and then your secret access code.

If you wish to file a complaint against the official spokesperson, press zero to be redirected to our siberian branch.

This automated answering system will automatically destruct your phone in five seconds.

*Click*

Pandapan · Post by **Pandapan** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:36 pm

TheGoobla wrote:
ryclaude wrote:Presuming That bomb goes off (I'm praying It wont), Goobla would ascend to the Position of President by default. hmm
A Special Message from the Ministry of Rationalization

by the Hon. Buddy Goobla

I am definately not working for the rebels. I am not involved in any conspiracies. There are perfectly good reasons why I'm not at the party thing. My invitation... was lost in the mail. Yeah, that's it.

Sincerely,

The Ominously Absent,

Goobla.

did somebody say "conspiracy"?! *twitch* corruption *twitch* roswell *twitch* grassy knoll *spasm* it all makes sense now. aww crap, bad time for a flashback.

wow. everyone is glowing

Polkadot · Post by **Polkadot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:17 pm

meanwhile:

now i think im going to go find someone that can give me a charm against glass bottles.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:23 pm

Yay! Never was too keen on all this fairy bottling.

You've captured Jops perfectly, I might add.

Polkadot · Post by **Polkadot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:29 pm

hehe thanks *big smiles*

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:50 pm

Woot!

Now I don't have to rescue her anymore!
...I mean... >.>

Hahaha... you teach those lousy chickenfriers, Sortelli...

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:55 pm

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:01 pm

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:51 pm

It took me a second to get that.

That guy · Post by **That guy** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:59 pm

MEANWHILE...

heh heh, MY turn.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:03 pm

Polkadot wrote:meanwhile:
comic
now i think im going to go find someone that can give me a charm against glass bottles.

Gosh I need to pay more attention. I was locked in a closet with a cute little fairy and didn't notice. Fear not, the "alien menace" shall...um...bounce to freedom! Yeah, I guess that sounds okay.