I BROKE INTO AN AIRFIELD AND NOW I'M DISGRUNTLED!
I got the shirt cheap, 4 for a buck and a stick of gum.
Kirb: todd goldman shirt!?
[00:55] CaptainClaude: yes
[00:56] CaptainClaude: it was on discount
[00:56] CaptainClaude: 4 for a buck
[00:56] CaptainClaude: well a buck and a stick of gum
[00:57] Kirb: what kind of gum?
[00:57] CaptainClaude: doublemint
[00:57] CaptainClaude: i dont like it anyway
[00:57] CaptainClaude: 1 mint is enough for me
[00:57] sput: you can't handle the mint.
[00:58] CaptainClaude: no i cant
[00:58] CaptainClaude: scientific fact
[00:58] Kirb: nobody can handle it
[00:58] CaptainClaude: scientific fiction
[00:58] CaptainClaude: I once heard of a man powerful enough to handle the mint
[00:58] CaptainClaude: a man of legend
[00:58] Kirb: !
[00:58] Kirb: what happened to him?
[00:58] CaptainClaude: with eyes burning with strength
[00:58] CaptainClaude: a heart of iron
[00:58] Kirb: did he become a demi-god?
[00:58] CaptainClaude: a chest of mackeral
[00:59] CaptainClaude: and arms like a buick
[00:59] Kirb: did he defy the gods themselves?
[00:59] CaptainClaude: he handled a mint back in '04
[00:59] CaptainClaude: after that he was never seen again
[00:59] CaptainClaude: some say he just started walking
[00:59] Kirb:
[00:59] CaptainClaude: he hit the beaches and just kept walking
[00:59] CaptainClaude: down, down into the briney deep
[00:59] • K-Dawg rocks out
[01:00] CaptainClaude: where he lives today, as king of the sea
[01:00] CaptainClaude: this was the man
[01:00] CaptainClaude: he was the one mint handler
[01:00] Kirb: I one day wish to become like him
[01:00] Kirb: this mint king of the deep
[01:00] CaptainClaude: you must eat a lot of mackeral