Severed Ties ------->The current arc

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:29 am

Interlopers are not welcome in my house, let alone the bathroom. It met a fate more gruesome than that mouse that decided to chew up the label on my bottle of olive oil and crap everywhere.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:53 am

At least it was over quickly.

Evan needs psychiatric help. And probably a good beating.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:11 am

I dunno, people with brittle bones shouldn't be beaten.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:00 am

People with brittle bones shouldn't be asking for a beating.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:05 am

What is this, blame the victim?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:18 am

I'd say Ted's the victim, having to listen to that bastard. I think he's earned the right to administer a beating, or at least punch in the gut.

Bloodied Fox · Post by **Bloodied Fox** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:26 pm

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I dunno, people with brittle bones shouldn't be beaten.

You can beat them with pillows. Doesn't leave a mark...

Not that I know that from experience or anything...

>_>;

<_<;

~flees~

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:10 pm

I was also told that if you put a phone book on someone while you beat them, it doesn't leave a mark.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:37 pm

But I bet beating them with a phonebook would leave a mark.

However, people who care enough about not leaving marks to go through the trouble of beating them through a phonebook probably wouldn't be the kind to want to go around administering beatings anyways.

Unless it's one of those "This hurts me more than it hurts you" things.

Alaskawolf · Post by **Alaskawolf** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:42 am

you could get a nasty paper cut from the phone book

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:12 am

JTigerclaw wrote:But I bet beating them with a phonebook would leave a mark.

However, people who care enough about not leaving marks to go through the trouble of beating them through a phonebook probably wouldn't be the kind to want to go around administering beatings anyways.

It's all about concealing your evidence.

I mean....

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:08 am

That's what it's all about I'm told.

No update today. I'm not in any kind of mood to update.

Paul Escobar · Post by **Paul Escobar** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:16 pm

No wonder. All this talk of getting beat up spoils the mood.

And there we were, with such eye-catching backstitching.

The classic soundtrack: Gratuitous sax and senseless violins.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:49 pm

Heh, yeah.

It's not so much my mood, as it is my emotional state. Which is to say I'm doing better now, but I have other things to do. Hold on to your butts, because I'll update next week.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:13 am

Post/avatar combo.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:15 am

What about it?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:24 am

"I'm doing better now."

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:26 am

I'd consider that an improvement.

Pravus · Post by **Pravus** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:38 pm

Is there anything in life that's simple?

Paul Escobar · Post by **Paul Escobar** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:34 pm