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My ass hurts today. I also feel some kind of sickness coming on.

So, anyone else hurt today? Physically I mean.
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Nope, but I forgot to bring the space heater from downstairs, so it's nipply in here.
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*smirks* Was it good for you?

*cough and chuckles* Erm... Hmmm... no pain, but my nose has been gushing blood off and on for the last few days... not fun at all.

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Best thread title ever.

To my own amazement, today at work I cut a finger on a chair. Damn thing was broken and somehow had a sharp edge I hadn't noticed when I started fixing it. Painful and ludicrous for the win.

What, pray tell, prompted the ass hurting?

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Gildedtongue wrote:*smirks* Was it good for you?
Hee hee.....
*cough and chuckles* Erm... Hmmm... no pain, but my nose has been gushing blood off and on for the last few days... not fun at all.
Eww. I remember this one time a kid and I were jumping on the bed, and then his nose started gushing blood like some kind of waterfall. That was creepy.
Paul Escobar wrote:Best thread title ever.

To my own amazement, today at work I cut a finger on a chair. Damn thing was broken and somehow had a sharp edge I hadn't noticed when I started fixing it. Painful and ludicrous for the win.

What, pray tell, prompted the ass hurting?
I decided to start doing more weight training so I'd get less running injuries. So I used the hip abductor thingie and now my ass hurts everytime I take a step. I don't even think that machine even works the ass, so that shows how weak it is.

Heh, chair. I never would've thought that either.

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PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Physically I mean.
Nice touch.
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i went to the doctors the other day to get a few cortisone injections in the spine and "groin" area :( im in less pain and discomfort now.Needles suck!!!!

there seems to be a bad flu going around my area., i hope i dont catch it too.

and it s still cold :( -22F with -40F windchills last night and this morning :x
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Ugh, there's some flu crap going on now here too. I almost got it, but I killed it off rather quickly with my magical immune system.

I like needles. They contain things that make me feel better, like adrenaline. Being able to breath again is awesome.
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PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Physically I mean.
Nice touch.
Well, this is a thread about ass pain. Or was anyway.
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I ground off my knuckle on a belt sander last night. Does that count?

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It sure does. That's pretty gross.
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You'd better believe it. I question its legitimacy only because it actually didn't (and still doesn't) hurt all that much. I'm just waiting for that moment I accidentially bump it and trigger some dormant pain receptors.

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PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
yeahduff wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Physically I mean.
Nice touch.
Well, this is a thread about ass pain. Or was anyway.
I just find it appropriate that you take emotional and psychological pain as a given here.
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That can be arranged.
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My motivation hurts.

Haven't done anything with my ass lately except sit on it. I need to do some exercise or something.
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JTigerclaw wrote:My motivation hurts.
Does that qualify as an existential pain in the butt?

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Paul Escobar wrote:
JTigerclaw wrote: My motivation hurts.
Does that qualify as an existential pain in the butt?
Yep. It is especially a pain in the butt when you have tons of stuff to do but you don't feel like doing anything. It's like the equivilent having to climb a mountain, but not wanting to because my ass hurts.

Sort of.
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Oh, my hand hurts again. And it's all hot and stuff too.
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Ouch. Take care of that hand...

Here's hoping it's not the dreaded carpal tunnel syndrome, 'cuz that sucks.

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