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Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:52 am
by Dr Legostar
comic genesis always works perfectly!

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:55 am
by Yeahduff
This enrages me and I'm going to start a letterwriting campaign.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:12 am
by Dr Legostar
I like mint.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:16 am
by IVstudios
Rush Hour 3 is my favorite movie ever.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:18 am
by Rkolter
Unbeknownst to Jim North, I have secretly sprinkled fairy dust around his home, and on his back while he slept.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:26 am
by Jim North
I woke up this morning with a hideous rash all over my back and- hey, waitaminute!

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:27 am
by Dr Legostar
Unbeknown to Ryan Kolter I have replaced his morning coffee with angry hornets, let's see if he notices.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:28 am
by Yeahduff
I can speak seven different languages, including three distinct dialects of Farsi.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:54 am
by Rkolter
Dr Legostar wrote:Unbeknown to Ryan Kolter I have replaced his morning coffee with angry hornets, let's see if he notices.


... oh dear. I didn't have time for coffee this morning, and left the pot for Beth. You're in such trouble...!

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:08 am
by Ekolter
I am the sweetest and most innocent person on the planet. I can do no wrong. And if you disagree with me, you're going to hell.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:31 am
by Heart
Shut up and drink your hornets already.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:23 am
by Yeahduff
The Atkins Diet was based on my eating habits back when I was gettin my doctorate.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:27 am
by Nanda
I was sophmore Prom Queen five years running.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:38 am
by Dr Legostar
I can't fight this feeling any longer.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:07 pm
by Yeahduff
I sold my lifestory to John McCain, who's used it in campaigns for decades now. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but fuck it, not like he's gonna be president anyway.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:13 pm
by CJBurgandy
Alaskans and Northern Canadians really do live in Igloos. We have special made computers that never give off heat so that our walls don't melt. Strangly, they cost less than normal computers.

Hawaii isn't legally a US state. we started claiming them so that we could get to a tropical island without using our passports. They just kind of went along with it.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:34 pm
by Dr Legostar
Lenin is still alive drinking vodka somewhere.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:44 pm
by Yeahduff
My uncle bought a private island a few years after he created Comic Sans. He had his servants delete the font from the fourteen computers he has in his palace.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:45 pm
by Rkolter
I am actually a multi-millionaire, but all my money is tied up in certificates of perpetual annuity. The numbers sure are pretty tho...

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:54 pm
by Dr Legostar
I fought the law, and the law won.