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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:54 am

I invented the question mark.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:03 am

Chuck Norris is just an ordinary man who's capabilities have been blown out of proportion and distorted through fictitious claims.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Jim North on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:17 am

That's not outrageous, it's blasphemous.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:17 am

I am not posting.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Nanda on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:22 am

Laemkral wrote:I invented the question mark.


HA! Awesome.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:33 am

Jim North wrote:That's not outrageous, it's blasphemous.


No, it's outrageous. Saying he used hair dye on his beard, THAT would be blasphemous.

Halloween is just another invention of the dentist Illuminati.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:41 am

the dentist Illuminati are just another invention of the orthodontist Illuminati
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby IVstudios on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:52 am

I know the Muffin Man.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:54 am

I know Baron Munchausen
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Nanda on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:26 am

Zaphod's just this guy, you know?
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:36 am

Nanda wrote:Zaphod's just this guy, you know?


He's largely considered the dimmest star in three solar systems.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:12 am

ITT Yeahduff saves the internet.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:24 am

I AM INVINCIBLE!
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:26 am

The Earl of Sandwich was my uncle, and I am owed royalties for every sandwich ever made.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:28 am

I lent backing vocals to Radiohead's ground breaking 2007 release In Rainbows.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:49 am

I am also known by the nom de plume JD Salinger.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:51 am

Legostar really is my son.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:55 am

rkolter is an english major.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:34 pm

I converse regularly with Laura Marling. Once I introduced her to my friends. Sublet wasn't there, because he's gay.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Prettysenshi on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:45 pm

Me and Obama had lunch last year. Michelle wasn't pleased.
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