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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Jim North on Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:42 pm

IVstudios wrote:Now that's just ridiculous. I already told you there's no such place as China.

The whole Nixon thing is the entire reason that China no longer exists.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Spaceprincess on Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:34 pm

General tao is the colonel sanders of china. He opened chains of chicken restaurants all over china and people say 'pick up a bucket of the general for dinner'
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby CJBurgandy on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:28 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Ahaugen on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:45 pm

Laemkral wrote:Canada just wants to get along with everyone and their spy agency is in fact a front. What it's a front to, no one knows.


it's a front for the shadow United Nations and their plan to invade Idaho and take all their guns and invade Texas and make them go to state run hospitals and clinics for free
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:56 pm

I invented the peanut allergy.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Jim North on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:00 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:48 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:38 am

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If you squint just right from the proper viewing angle (including height) at the Lincoln Memorial, you will find inscribed upon his left earlobe the secret to world peace, the entire KFC secret recipe, and the final resting place of Jimmy Hoffa.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:48 am

Amelia Earhart, Elvis, JFK, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, the Dell guy, the dead pottery guy portrayed by Patrick Swayze (but not Patrick Swayze himself), and the Coca-Cola polar bear are all on Barrack Obama's Shadow Cabinet. Jimmy Hoffa declined because he's in retirement, as per my previous post.

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:34 am

TheSuburbanLetdown wrote:I invented the peanut allergy.


Traitor. I keel joo now. :evil:
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:17 am

I am the real slim shadey.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:24 am

It's true. I AM Iron Man...
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:31 am

I am the very model of a modern major general.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:16 am

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:35 am

There is no spoon.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:42 am

I can't believe it's not butter!
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Heart on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:43 am

I distracted Yeahduff in Reno and he didn't get to see the man die.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:48 am

There's a widow in Laughlin you owe a big apology to, by the way.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:51 am

In either case, that was a nice bra you had on.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:54 am

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
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