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Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:28 pm
by KWill
I've never been drunk under age.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 pm
by IVstudios
We didn't start the fire.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:33 pm
by McDuffies
IVstudios wrote:Rush Hour 3 is my favorite movie ever.

Dude! Mine too!

I sold my lifestory to John McCain, who's used it in campaigns for decades now. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but fuck it, not like he's gonna be president anyway.

It's almost as if it was a plot not to have him elected. Heh heh.
But seriously, the moment when he proposed Paris Hilton was a low point of his campaign.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:04 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
Sparrows are actually a land-dwelling fish.

All hairspray is manufactured in Seattle.

Nothing is made in Taiwan, Japan, and especially China, since as this thread has proven, China does not exist anyway.

Today I succeeded in many of my pursuits.

Yo mamma's so fat that I can see her right now, and I'm alone in my dorm room in the middle of my college with the blinds drawn.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:10 pm
by Dr Legostar
I know the airspeed velocity of a african sparrow.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:59 pm
by BrownEyedCat
I have experience as a globe-trotting superspy. I'm free to tell you this because I resigned a few weeks ago, and no longer need to hide the generalities.

About my four other secret lives, I can say nothing.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:22 pm
by Tynan
My penis is fluent in Spanish.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:03 pm
by Dragonkingdoms
I could be the president of the United States in 2016.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:26 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:41 pm
by Laemkral
TheSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.


Hey Sublet, did you get that thing I sent ya? </Potamus>

I am Hugh Hefner's forgotten love child. I have all of his strengths, none of his weaknesses.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:09 am
by Dr Legostar
I am Spartacus.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:32 am
by KWill
Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.

Yes, you are.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:08 am
by Laemkral
KWill wrote:
Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.

Yes, you are.


Yes, he's totally Spartacus. Kill HIM.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:41 am
by KittyKatBlack
I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:09 pm
by Dr Legostar
Lego is NOT coming out with a admiral ackbar minifigure this year.

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:40 pm
by Terotrous
KittyKatBlack wrote:I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)

This is so mean! D:

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:47 pm
by MixedMyth
There is no squirrel

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:19 pm
by MixedMyth
Especially not RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:42 pm
by Jim North
eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Re: Outrageous claims.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:27 pm
by Dreamaniaccomic
I've mellowed out.