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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby KWill on Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:28 pm

I've never been drunk under age.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby IVstudios on Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 pm

We didn't start the fire.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby McDuffies on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:33 pm

IVstudios wrote:Rush Hour 3 is my favorite movie ever.

Dude! Mine too!

I sold my lifestory to John McCain, who's used it in campaigns for decades now. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but fuck it, not like he's gonna be president anyway.

It's almost as if it was a plot not to have him elected. Heh heh.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:04 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:10 pm

I know the airspeed velocity of a african sparrow.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby BrownEyedCat on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:59 pm

I have experience as a globe-trotting superspy. I'm free to tell you this because I resigned a few weeks ago, and no longer need to hide the generalities.

About my four other secret lives, I can say nothing.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Tynan on Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:22 pm

My penis is fluent in Spanish.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dragonkingdoms on Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:03 pm

I could be the president of the United States in 2016.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:26 pm

I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:41 pm

TheSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.


Hey Sublet, did you get that thing I sent ya? </Potamus>

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:09 am

I am Spartacus.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby KWill on Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:32 am

Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.

Yes, you are.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:08 am

KWill wrote:
Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.

Yes, you are.


Yes, he's totally Spartacus. Kill HIM.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby KittyKatBlack on Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:41 am

I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:09 pm

Lego is NOT coming out with a admiral ackbar minifigure this year.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Terotrous on Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:40 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)

This is so mean! D:
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby MixedMyth on Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:47 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby MixedMyth on Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:19 pm

Especially not RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Jim North on Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:42 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dreamaniaccomic on Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:27 pm

I've mellowed out.
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